It’s Friday, I’m in love.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist

Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.

Feeling less stressed now that I have my coat for Alaska next month. Rated for temps as low as -45° 🤢 We’re having a very windy day here and it does an amazing job cutting the wind. It’s a Responsible Down Long Puffer Jacket.

New wig. Who dis.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

I always love to get my mushroom mail from @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m starting quite the collection here 😂

New wig. Who dis.

Alaska.org really said idk put a hat over your dick.

This dude just came walking into the store and basically just grabbed a random item and tried to shove it in his pocket. I was just like “sir” 🫩 And he was like “you right” 😔 and handed it to me and left mumbling something about being drunk lmao

I spent way too long trying to decide on a lipstick shade at the drug store yesterday. I haven’t worn lipstick in a while and couldn’t remember what shades look best on me. Anyway, somehow I bought a lipstick that is the EXACT shade of my lips so it looks like nothing 😂

You leave my cables out of this!

Vanna out here dressed like she’s about to kill Tasha Yar.

Here’s how Trump is going to give people $2000… He’s gonna send you a check for $12,000 and all you have to do is send him back $10,000… There could be a Nigerian prince involved.

See. Once I get to Alaska, I won’t be able to cry because my face will freeze off if I do.

I can’t wait to be 3000 miles away from here, in cold, dark Alaska. I miss my cat so much already. I can’t believe he’s gone. I can’t believe life just goes on without him. My brain is broken. My heart is broken. 💔 the bed is so big and empty and cold without him here.

This is how I always want to remember him.

I’m falling back on social media today as a distraction. I think it’s going to probably be Gibson’s last day on this earth and he’s napping in my lap right now. I had a full screaming/crying/throwing up break down this morning, but I know he’s going to be at peace soon.

And they say comedy is dead

You know that slot at a casino table where the dealer just tosses money sort of near and then shoves it down into a locked box below the table with that plastic paddle? That’s what I do with my feelings.

IM GOING TO ALASKA! In January! Give me your best Fairbanks tips. My bestie had miles/points expiring so we have plane tix, train tix, and a hotel room. And less than 2 months to buy cold weather gear. Click here to help sponsor a broke bitch to to not die 😂 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

IM GOING TO ALASKA! In January! Give me your best Fairbanks tips. My bestie had miles/points expiring so we have plane tix, train tix, and a hotel room. And less than 2 months to buy cold weather gear. Click here to help sponsor a broke bitch to to not die 😂 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Seeing cbd infused wax melts on the clearance shelf at Kroger feels peak late stage capitalism dystopian.

A dump truck rolled over in front of our neighbor’s house. It felt and sounded like a huge explosion. I took off running across the yards, climbed on top of the truck and pulled the door open. Police and fire arrived right as I was climbing back down. Dude is gonna be okay. What a crazy morning. Wow

My 17 year old cat Gibson has a tumor in his face and it’s not going to get better. ☹️ We’re going to just keep him comfortable until he lets us know it’s his time. Weeks- maybe months. This really sucks. He’s been with me almost my whole adult life. He’s a good cat and a best friend.

I’m still not reading social media but I just needed yall to know I look hot in my Halloween costume which never happens. Shoot me your email if you wanna get my weekly newsletter. It’s not about being a sexy moth tho. It’s just about like smoking weed and gardening and stuff.

What is even wrong with me 😂

Once I get this thing activated, I’m gonna stop staring at my sadness rectangle every day and go back to t9 texting like a boss.

sorry if I come across as condescending and aggressive sometimes. i am condescending and aggressive

If you’ve recently awoken from a coma, the Speaker of the House is stalling the swearing in of a newly elected member from Arizona because she would be the deciding vote in the discharge petition to release the Epstein files, which would be trouble for his boss. You’re caught up. Ps: Welcome back.

I ordered the Barbie phone. See yall in hell.

🤔seems when you’re the richest man in the world you can drill holes wherever you want in @GovBillLee’s Tennessee “While the location isn’t in line with the Tesla tunnel map… Musk’s company expressed interest in expanding to other parts of Nashville…” www.tennessean.com/story/money/...

When I think of A.I. I think of asbestos. To begin with everyone thought Asbestos was amazing, folk used it in everything. Then they started learning it was dangerous, research was done, they stopped using it, thou for some the damage was already done. Stop using A.I and limit the damage it's doing.

Two days in a row! Wordle 1,578 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time ALSO ME:

Is the siren song of night coffee the reason old people drink decaf after dinner?

Is this a thirst trap?

more like crapitalism am i right

This guy I haven’t seen in a while was like omg you look so skinny. And I was like omg that is such a rude thing to say, but also thank you 😂

he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

Is this a thirst trap?

Here I am. Once again. I'm out of archaeologists. We matched 576 groups w/archaeologists, leaving 13 groups unmatched. This brings me pain! We've never run out of scientists like this before. 598 requests for one category is A LOT. But still. Archaeologists 🥺 www.skypeascientist.com/sign-up.html

TIMELINE CLEANSER… MEMPHIS…

Oh. I interrupted something here.

Politico just MADE THIS HEADLINE UP. TOTALLY MADE IT UP. 100% FALSE. RBK Ukraine was in the room and did not report anything like this. DO NOT TRUST WESTERN NEWS ABOUT UKRAINE.