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i want a lobotomy

DAAAAATETIIIIIIMES!!!!

Average @wdudatlonfa.studio tweet be like: "Blue Cold Stew Poopers"

What's a random line that really sticks with you?

"Nothing is always true" -Epitomatic statement

r e g e r t

>using SharePoint >can't share >what's the point

shweah

Gay Obama be like: uhh... Let me be queer...

chess_castling_sfx.wav

Casually losing my mind faster than the world can take it from me

Me: "ugh I'm tired but I have to go out, I'll go but I'll be home by 9 PM" ME, LATER: "I'M HAVING FUN?? IT'S ONLY 2 AM, THAT'S FINE!"

Shall I liken thee to a werewolf? Or a mass of algae?

DND power gamers 🤝 politically savvy power bottoms "Strategically throwing it back"

"Submitted Submittals" Celebrity Jeopardy ass data field

Damn Union busting Doo-op scabs!

Boy it sure is a good thing that nothing bad ever happens 🤪

Nice attachment style. Did your mommy pick it for you?

[Somber David Attenborough voice] He's the last member of the DK Crew.

Carbon dating sim called Half Wife

Me: what's that data? Co-worker: it's the day-to-day data Me: and you need it today? CW: yeah Me: so it's day-to-day data day? Them, completely unmoved: yeah

I'm in a holding pattern (Holding my bros gently)

@nobr.me is the comic relief in the horror movie that is life

"I like to look" "You look like you like to look"

Weird Al Hilary Duff Emeril Lagasse Christina Aguilera John Goodman

lost a dear friend this week to suicide... feels unreal... check on your friends, take care of each other

Got a cube for you @wonder55.bsky.social

"Uh, yeah. Can I get an apple with sand in it?"

The end is in sight Errr... Wait no... The end is nowhere insight Either way I'm terrified

Software development is fun because I find myself flip-flopping between "it's not as complicated as it seems" and "it's actually way more complicated than it seems" multiple times when trying to explain anything

Extreme @nobr.me voice - [shares extremely deranged take] "You think I actually thought that? Woooow. You fool. You rube. Thinking I actually thought that shows me what you really think of me"

If anyone is wondering just how charming I can be, I'm getting heart reacts on my Teams messages to Microsoft support reps.

nothing radicalized me im just not a piece of shit

A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush

Doing work and comfortably oscillating between "flow state" and "fugue state" before being rudely interrupted and forced to be "present" 😡

My cat keeps rubbing up on me and then booping his nose on me and shocking us both with the static electricity.

Task I thought would take 30 minutes? 4 hours Task I thought would take 3 days? 30 minutes Asking a developer for an ETA is just asking to be lied to.

Losing in chess and screaming "Aaaaaagh! This isn't possible! You've defeated meeee!" then exploding like a final boss in a videogame

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned (forgot the grocery bags)

Reach out for help when you need it. People will know how to better support you when you communicate what you're going through.

More like executive disorder

It's like my grandpa always said: If you break all the mirrors the mirrorpeople can't get out and then they can't trick you into following them into the mirrors. My date, adjusting her hair and laughing slightly backwards: That's silly, everyone knows there's no mirrorpeople!

My convention badge number is a prime number!! Feels like I just caught a shiny pokemon

Lyft driver blasting the Dawson's Creek theme song as he pulls up, hell yeah dude

My heated blanket is doing so much work for me, physically and emotionally

Mobile games are too complicated now. Small screens should have small games. Rope Swing, Snake, Desert Golf, just simple games with simple gimmicks. We were not meant to strategize on the toilet.

Trying to get inspections done on a house I'm trying to buy feels like setting up dominos except the dominos are cats and keep wandering off or disappearing randomly.