Hell yeah, I like Pynchon. Pynchon one off in the toilet

It's crazy we have a baseball team essentially called The Daddies

Inflation got me going to the Half Foods

Stranded! on the Train

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More companies should use the Sega typeface

Do you think Billabong ever goes by William Bong?

Saw a cool bug

The urge to reply-all "Thanks!" to the email unintentionally sent to the entire company

Sometimes you're honkin' on that bobo, but sometimes, brother, that bobo's honkin' on you.

Sabrina Carpenter Brut

Finally, a style of gold rubber bands made for people like me

Really not a fan of how diametrically opposed my lifting and running goals are

Haven't seen any rightwingers call him "Moron Mamdani," which I think is a real missed opportunity

Food

Atlanta highways: always an experience

God creating eve: got to have those ribs and pussy too

Found a cool bug

It's crazy we don't bite our lips and tongue more

applying for jobs again

[To the tune of Higher by Creed] Can you fix my tire It is flat, as you can see I need a new tire Out of cash, I hope it's free

...and we'll fill them with bones, a sort of scaffolding to give structure to the writhing, jiggling masses of flesh. Oh, and we'll make them addicted to poison and anxious too.

Lost in the sauce

I like it when I get a slice of pizza with a giant air pocket in the crust. Bread blister

Huh

Ja Creature, protagonist of the tv series "Reature"

they had a free pass to remold the country into an eternal christofascist dictatorship and promptly blew it because they thought a tiny perfect genius man lived inside the computer

This guy is absurdly cute

Rock of Damocles

Played a show last night with some of my best friends. Feels good man

Cool!

Me getting a promotion and increase in pay: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me expected to do extra responsibilities as a result of that promotion: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

I kinda like delayed onset muscle soreness after a workout. Reminds me of the work I did toward the end of becoming large

Sun's out, tongues out

Yeah, I'm certified

gonna start doing boy band sea shanty covers under the name Backstreet Bouys

Lmao, he just like me fr www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-pops-...

Put your passion into your hobbies and communities, not your job