got the best neg of my life at my annual checkup today - "Your veins are so beautiful... it's a shame they're so crooked..."

killing myself isn't enough - i need to be Annihilated

Haha good to see you. Yeah I've been good, just been wondering if I lack something fundamental that makes me human haha but what can you do 😜

my mom loves asking me if i'm cold when it's cold out, and i'm always like, "central heating exists???"

i always feel so rude whenever i'm in a 1-on-1 online meeting and i accidentally cut them by closing the window right as they say goodbye.

in the mood to complain... but things are going pretty well :/

a dumb bitch went to Japan again

watched decision to leave, which was the most romantic movie i've ever seen

love when someone uses "let's take this offline" in zoom meeting as "let's talk about this in a different online space than that current one".

checked my list of movies to check to discover that, at some point, i had simply written down "movies"

brb, killing myself

Something is Happening to Me.

Having a great time at the Tokyo Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Restaurant and Market

None of the other foreigners in Tokyo seem to realize that I'm enjoying Japan more deeply and authentically than they are 😔

There's a particular way that people will sometimes say "cool" or "nice" in response to you that gives you the feeling that you could have said literally anything and received the same response and it makes you wonder what purpose you occupy in either their lives or in that social situation.

I just walked past this (not my picture, just an example i found on Google) and it was the CUTEST THING I GAVE EVER SEEN

There's a few genres of hot people that are very ugly....

Just bought a gun in tokyo

Extremely charming to see two elementary school kids take the subway home after school, making origami together and giggling all the way

For over a decade I have tied my shoes one specific way: Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot. I learned it from Ian (aka Professor Shoelace) whose site is over two decades old. The knot has never failed me. I spoke with Ian about knots and the dangers of the modern internet. aftermath.site/ians-shoelac...

Underscores playing in the tokyo vegan Chinese restaurant???

might fuck around and become master of the blade idk

It's truly unbelievable how goated magfest is

Every day I wake up on this bitch of an earth and ask myself - am I fucking stupid???

it's crazy how much my mood gets worse when a meeting a runs over

What's the opposite of a personality disorder? That's what I have

doing PR is the ultimate shit job

in 2026, i will learn how to use the computer

ori is unc now :<

A dumb bitch got a film camera

It’s official - I’m running to be the next representative for Georgia’s 57th District. What we need right now is a radical change in how our government serves its people. To do that, we need new leaders. With your support, that is the kind of representative I promise to be. #gapol

There are many things to love about the Atlanta airport, but my personal favorite is the gun holograms

Set my alarm for 8am so I wouldn't miss my flight at 10:30am. Turns out I forgot to actually save the alarm after setting the time... My body naturally wakes me up at 8:10am this morning anyway. 😏

Women complimenting my outfit at the gay bar >>>>>>

i do not trust people who put credence in ideas like "best pizza in new york" or "best burrito in california"

that rat bitch santa didn't bring me shit

Why is the tiktok sound so loud and bassy!

LIGHT MIAMI

last night, i had this up while we were trying to bully a friend into freestyle rapping and two other friends rapped these words in perfect sync and it was one of the best moments of my life

Someone left a Christmas tree with Seagram's gin and dicks on it on my doorstep

my coworkers are trying to play games together and they're trying to get everyone to add each other as friends on steam... i know a trap when i see one...

i was mixing my poke bowl that had a huge glob of wasabi on the side and now it's hidden somewhere inside the poke bowl as a little surprise for me later :)

my favorite thing about posts about the decline in literacy is seeing replies demonstrating the decline in literacy.

My mom just tried to call my brother on the phone in the middle of his graduation

Had a dream someone nice was really mean to me 😢

"nothing ever fucking works out", i say, after a lifetime of insane things working out

apparently, i'm old enough now that i notice when there's too much cheese in my salad

Obsessed with this LESBIAN SONG lately

people are not good at understanding how much easier life can be when you are able to be nice to people you don't like