you people have no idea how sleepy i can get

Museums should be funnier

pisses me off so bad when a coworker is hot. like what the fuck is your problem.

how many of my friends will be turned trans by Your Name (2016)?

i love it when you zone out for a sec during a zoom call then you realize you've been making the dumbest face you've ever seen for the last x seconds.

working with an engineer that's an older woman at my new job, which i'm realizing i've never encountered before in 10 years of experience in software engineering. make ya think

Finally getting around to checking out Paramore

There's a gay way to wear 5" inseam shorts and a straight way to wear 5" inseam shorts.

getting cooked by etsy this morning

Fav pic of myself in a hot sec

Just watched look back, a poignant about two friends who bond over their love of art. Leans into the saccharine, but works very well for me personally since it's about a subject matter I'm very tender towards. It's only 1 hour long and would highly recommend watching full focus, rather than in bg!

i gotta say the trans girls are largely annihilating the gay boys in the music game

Some pics from London

it's so cool and creative when a tv show or movie uses a terrible cover of an overplayed pop song in its trailer

its mfkin nobel time

what shoestring costume excuse can I come up with to justify the outrageous outfit I'm going to wear for Halloween

Why are the children in London so cunty

I can't believe how badly London is beating the US in number of maid cafes

why is everyone planning parties this morning

NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER

remixed this actually: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW4C...

Twink Nobel isn't real he can't hurt you Twink Nobel:

have a seat in the coat chair. i'll get us a snack from my outfit cabinet

no fucking shit

Love walking past this cat whenever I walk to my co-op from MARTA

Dreamt I was living with paparappa the rapper and it was AWESOME

That's my comfort toxic situationship

Gas leak vibes lately, apparently

Tinder but for enemies

crazy how experiencing bad things can make you either way better at dealing with them or way worse.

discourse??? online?!?!?!

i'm living a life right now where all my friends talk in riddles. "bibek" means they want me to come over. the 🧑‍🌾 emoji means they're mad at me. I just spent 1 minute deciphering "Maybe gatec @ woke F but kickoff is tbd" in an event invite.

"Regards" Regards what??? Regards is a verb! You might as well sign off with "Is, Nobel".

i wish there were public places you could nap... in a perfect world it would be free, but i would absolutely pay like $20 to nap for 30 min on a nice soft sofa when i'm out and about....

what are the qualities that define the mysterious "neurotypical"? how can you identify them in the wild?

say you're talking to your friend in a social environment. if someone comes up to them and starts talking to them without acknowledging your presence, would yall consider that rude?

atlanta is full of homos!!!

Went to the high museum and found out about wedding geese!

found some crazy lighting

My literal dream vacation home (one that pops up in my dreams every now and then) had a capybara and a squirrel last night that would want me to play the piano for them and lead me to walnuts for me to open for them

*in the most dead inside voice you've ever heard* wow the value add of this feature looks really cool and exciting

The secret language that you share with the people that know you best

Does anyone know what keikaku means???

based

It's so funny how sometimes you have a crush on someone and they say some shit like "that shirt was too tight on me" and then you're like "cool. I could punch through concrete rn probably btw"

tried caviar for the first time. surprisingly mild. salty and umami, a bit funky in a seafood-ish way. adds a nice little splash of flavor, but not more so than an appropriately squeezed lemon. very much not worth the price. mentaiko provides similar flavor for much cheaper

are people actually concerned with being "too woke"??? woke is not a real insult... it is like the word "nincompoop" or "honky"...

it's finally nobel day

gonna make a separate social media account to share with coworkers where i exclusively talk about killing myself