got so pumped up from playing slay the spire 2 before going to the gym that i hit multiple PRs

might as well start using the white skin tone emojis at work

this developer adds slop to the codebase the old fashioned way

bring back 8 minute pop songs

My mom loves to call me and then not answer when I call her back

thinking about how dating apps portray potential partners primarily as a list of green/red flags that need to add up, but when you meet someone organically and spend time with them through the natural rhythm of your life, you just ask yourself whether you want to keep spending time with them or not

Thinking about developing some internalized homophobia to make making out with boys hotter

Being in New York for that last knicks game is making me think about getting into basketball

Told a coworker I needed to use the bathroom and accidentally let out a little fart on the way out. Mortifying.

have you gotten your OpenAI assigned tulpa yet?

Having an "Oreo mochi milk tea" which i would describe as a chewy milkshake

it drives me CRAZY when people say stuff like "we should fix X" or "we should do X" without taking any ownership. Who the hell is "we" in this situation? do you expect others to just do this shit for you???

This shit hits so hard, give me beltline rail now. I wanna take the 2 down Ponce to connect with light rail that will take me down the beltline. We could be a great city and I would raze muchacho to the ground to make it happen, after I steal the kei truck they do not deserve

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

This tiny Asian butch at the club was grinding on a tall white muscle gay with an intensity and artistry I've never seen before

"Can you imagine a bigger travesty..." Yes, easily. What are you, stupid?

I hate when a post tells me what to do. "Read that one more time" No "Let that sink in" no, I'm leaving

just found out there's a boil water advisory for atlanta minutes after i CHUGGED a massive amount of tap water

got some lotus root recently to have fun cooking with a new ingredient. roasted half of it yesterday and it was amazing. legitimately might be one of my new favorite vegetables. roasted the other half today and burnt it to a crisp. completely inedible.

awesome. thanks.

CHINESE PROPAGANDA

gay people seem to have access to a more arcane and powerful set of reaction gifs that i haven't leveled up enough to get access to...

found this response in a reddit thread titled "Where did S Rank come from?" and I'm like ??? this literally does not answer the question and even clearly points out it doesn't answer the question? why the fuck did 37 people upvote this?

lowkey find this beautiful...

How many pieces of mail do you think it takes a career politician to gaslight voters into believing she's a working class hero? Apparently, at least 9. Corporations have bought out my opponent for the low, low price of $500,000 because they know she'll vote to boost their profit 100x over. #gapol

mogging during standup

The punishment for being gay is being gay. It is also the reward.

the chinese propaganda on my algorithm goes crazy www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfom...

discord down. discord haters vindicated.

dangerous for me to hear i'm one of the faster engineers on the team when i don't even use ai 😏😏😏

youtubers kinda pissing me tf off

Papis my beloved

Coworker told me I was normal

90% of the music that plays at planet fitness is some of the worst music I've ever heard, so it feels like a huge burn when they play a song I actually like.

oh god i've become important to my company

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

google is doing great

I have a suspicion that there's a large number of people that get percieved as "smart", but really, they're just in stereotypically "smart" fields and are bad at explaining.

Doing visuals for a jam session my last night in New york

The couple in front of me at this show just took a cute selfie together, which unfortunately included one of the worst pictures of me I've ever seen in the background

A lot of straight men at this gay club....

This was one of the best shows at MagFest this year. Check it out if you missed it live!