gay people seem to have access to a more arcane and powerful set of reaction gifs that i haven't leveled up enough to get access to...

found this response in a reddit thread titled "Where did S Rank come from?" and I'm like ??? this literally does not answer the question and even clearly points out it doesn't answer the question? why the fuck did 37 people upvote this?

lowkey find this beautiful...

How many pieces of mail do you think it takes a career politician to gaslight voters into believing she's a working class hero? Apparently, at least 9. Corporations have bought out my opponent for the low, low price of $500,000 because they know she'll vote to boost their profit 100x over. #gapol

mogging during standup

The punishment for being gay is being gay. It is also the reward.

the chinese propaganda on my algorithm goes crazy www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfom...

discord down. discord haters vindicated.

dangerous for me to hear i'm one of the faster engineers on the team when i don't even use ai 😏😏😏

youtubers kinda pissing me tf off

Papis my beloved

Coworker told me I was normal

90% of the music that plays at planet fitness is some of the worst music I've ever heard, so it feels like a huge burn when they play a song I actually like.

oh god i've become important to my company

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

google is doing great

I have a suspicion that there's a large number of people that get percieved as "smart", but really, they're just in stereotypically "smart" fields and are bad at explaining.

Doing visuals for a jam session my last night in New york

The couple in front of me at this show just took a cute selfie together, which unfortunately included one of the worst pictures of me I've ever seen in the background

A lot of straight men at this gay club....

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oh my GOD they are making me WORK at my JOB

i feel a bit bad about this but unfortunately, i am a bit of a stick in the mud at work. I don't want to do silly talk in the stand up! I want to knock out the meeting topics! I have a very engaging life outside of work that I would like to get back to ASAP!

[sighs] you got me

building a collection. would love help.

Cashier at the Chinese food market just upsold me three more items as I was checking out. When I finally go to China, those street vendors are going to smell blood in the water.

oh, you still think things are "good" or "bad"?

Banh mi used to be $3. We used to be a country.

Saw van gogh's starry night. Felt nothing

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omg chiitan finally noticed me. I luv u @chiitan.love !!!

big, burly, bald, tatted metalhead guy walks past me scowling, only to light up in a massive grin and go "heyyyy~" with a gay little wave as soon as he saw his friends.

ohhhhh the day after i finish house of leaves is the wrong day for that backrooms trailer to come out

finished house of leaves last night, then had the worst nightmare i've had in months immediately after. 10/10

The beltline would go so hard with a bunch of street food vendors

Incredible excerpt from a paper on AI paychosis

fighting for my life resisting the urge to buy a nissan figaro this week. please keep me in your prayers.

my favorite hobby is writing some of the worst code imaginable for a personal project

are there any more things like this

🎵 Goin' into my cage and I've been doin' real bad Not gotta be down because I don't want it 🎵

one of my favorite genres of love song is "i'm having soooo much sex rn but the person I'd really want to be having sex with is you :,("

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

god i love the new wave of duneposting that comes with every new dune movie

ever since i was a child i always wanted to be a generic mech pilot, come across the protagonist, yell "I won't lose!" and say "tch ... !" and "This girl ... !!" until she impales me, there is a close up of my yelling, i explode into pink flames and i am forgotten after 3 episodes

I kinda ate with "Nobel"