Fancy flat render for Maria

sorry babe, the fiddle-dee-dees stay on during sex

frozen emote glitch my beloved

I love . So much that I made fan art of .

There there.. Don't smile because It happened... CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER! #Art #FanArt #AntonBlast #AntonBlastFanart #AntonBlatSatan

When my Uma is depressed #umamusume #ウマ娘 #Goldship

Every time I hear "Champion of Hydaelyn" 🤕 ___ #FFXIVART . #Wolbertain. #elezen #wol #ocsky #venat

Fumbled the most beautiful person and her gf. Truly, life is pain

Arc Raider Commission for citizena

We got all the hits: - purchased by private equity firm - hid a bunch of layoffs - invested a bunch of money in AI - tried to make that money back by ruining the best product it now owned

Drew the . #AnachronisticCreations

cleanliness is next to godliness

Amazing day at the thrift store Got a great wool knit sweater, a jean jacket, and a bunch of country CD's. And a few Jason Bourne books I ain't read

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

sfairas comm from @/elezenyuri.bsky.social !! i love her bee fucking killed this one

untitled #ffxiv

just checked the Saint of Nymeia tracker and he has been shot down over Gridanian airspace.

Crimmus

lvl 1 . #ffxiv #ff14

고양이 집사 #FF14

the CEO of larian just pulled the "i'm 12 years old on myspace and my internet girlfriend dumped me" move i'm not kidding

Tiny Kyo Is Obsessed With His Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size #ffxivscreenies #kyoaglo #midnightdew

getting into ffxiv and being a pervert really elevated my art I think

Humble beginnings

"People often name new species they discover after themselves. I guess this animal expert wants to remain anonymous."

"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is

A little sketch of Tullimonstrum :)

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under no circumstances should i be subjected to hearing a london accent

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

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...I think that Toad is dead.

Lyse at The Reach: haha it’s kind of a big place and very widespread so you can use your mount to get around! G’raha at The Crystarium: there’s like 200 people left in the world and I accidentally built a city for 20,000. start walking.

Btw, don't sleep on the Boltsoph's Boots if you like simple and elegant knee high boots (and yes, they have two dye channels).

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

we disconnected midfight and someone sent this out:

ff14 bsky sounding like this rn

bored so we playin tic-tac-toe

theyre scrubbing arr of all of the rites of passages (aurum vale, cape westwind, praetorium) #notmyarr

But tonight Lv1 is alive and in the west highlands with his herd. It is a perfect winter evening: the moon rising over the ice fields, the snow in the wind. And as he stares into the skybox, there is 1/50th as much health as usual.

Tomorrow when SE finds this freak of nature, they will despawn his model from Coerthas & replace him with a Lv50 Steinbock.....

I think a Harry Potter adult might be the single most embarrassing thing you can possibly be. The dudes that write Nightmare Fuel pages for Nick Jr shows on TVTropes are cooler than you guys.

butler alphinaud #ffxiv #caramachiart #bluetwin