Someone who sells a device or operating system that doesn’t include Apple or Microsoft would make a killing right now.

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

Schumer should be too ashamed to leave the house.

As you curse MAGA judges, also curse the Democrats who put them on the bench. archive.thinkprogress.org/amy-klobucha...

CNN: Can you at least acknowledge the stories are different- what Tulsi Gabbard said and what Trump said? Can you at least agree there's a discrepancy? HARIDOPOLOS: This is the first I've heard of this story. I don't follow this as close as CNN does. Let's move on to issues people really care about

Literally no one wants that. You’re not even demanding a return to 2023 DHS funding levels. Embarrassing. Only a Senate Democrat could speak with their full chest and alienate 100% of their electorate.

Naah, I want them on trial.

Really hard to believe this person rapes children.

I, and anyone with a semblance of a brain, know exactly where those 10-25 goddamn soulless monsters stand on the issues at hand. The problem is that the Democrats STILL WANT TO WORK WITH THEM AND BE BESTIES WITH SAID OATH-VIOLATING COWARDS. THAT is why they get yelled at more.

Tears in my eyes as I sip some banana rosé…

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Schumer and Gillibrand keep voting for absolute shit. I hate them.

Senate Dems… is this what you were asking for?

Incredible — Elon: “Girls FTW!” Then Ghislaine & Epstein tell him no more parties 😬

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

Waiting for our food and listening. Customer: I’m picking up an order. I don’t know what. It’s in my wife’s name. Pizza worker: Okay? Customer: Worker: Do you know your wife’s name?

More images of this agent “NS-919,” one of two who shot Pretti and a main instigator of the Pretti incident— from January 21. NS-919 pushed the woman that started the Pretti violence on January 24.

I cannot stress how completely bizarre & unheard of it is for the DNI to be personally present for a search warrant execution, never mind this one.

In light of a war crime spree in the Caribbean, the kidnapping of a foreign head of state and repeated threats directed at NATO allies, it's semi-curious that there is no real discussion of using Congress' funding leverage to force changes at the Pentagon.

So he’s releasing the Epstein files or?

Yes - until you see it firsthand, it’s hard to understand how upsetting and enraging it is to see these guys operate in your community. They are dressed for war, they beat civilians up, they openly antagonize neighbors, they’re masked, they carry people away. Everyone is livid at every scene.

The greatest weakness of China and strength of the US is demography. We can grow due to immigration. This will kill our economy over time.

As mayor, Eric Adams embraced a secretive, abuse-ridden police unit called the Community Response Team. One of the unit's leaders, Kaz Daughtry, once pointed a gun at a motorcyclist and threatened to kill him. He's now joining Trump's DHS, @nytimes.com reports. Revisit our investigation:

I forget who was it that said police in the US are talked about like a temperamental, easily-spooked large animal

This is a tough storm to clear considering how much of it is ice and how cold it's going to be for the next weeks, but as always, the problem is that Sanitation plows the snow out of the roadway, which means it blocks the sidewalks and bus stops, and no one trails behind to do adequate removal.

just saw 4 ice agents go up to a house and knock and within 1 minute there were 30 people out whistling and they left. we will not take our foot off the gas

Asking the bare faced Gestapo agent for ID and a warrant before they haul my family off into the woods

Over at Public Notice, @lizdye.bsky.social explains how the Trump administration is making sure that the agents involved in the murder of Alex Pretti are never prosecuted.

Breaking: Schumer asks DHS to conform to mandated rules they are already ignoring.

We had eradicated this disease. And now because of targeted disinformation, children, immunocompromised people, elderly folks, and so many others become victims in this proxy war and we have a new avoidable pandemic.

NEW: A ton of additional details about Mobile Fortify, including the company behind the app, which is being used by ICE agents to scan the faces of countless people in the US. The app sends that data to CBP, which uses AI to match the info with existing records.

i wish mr. bovino an unremarkable retirement right up until inauguration day 2029, which is when i hope the tribunals start

People act like Jeffries and Schumer can't whip votes. They can. They strategize on what bodies to throw on the pile so they get to continue to feign helplessness in the face of a historic oppressor (of themselves).

I think we’re going to see a “Who was President in 2020” type of craziness about Mamdani from some corners. Snow days haven’t really been a thing in NYC since the pandemic. De Blasio and Adams got a lot of flack for switching them to remote learning days. But it must be Mamdani’s fault!

all these posts about men stunned by the invisible labor of women remind me of the time my brothers first learned how much money women are often forced spend on their friends’ weddings. they’d never been invited to a shower before that and they didn’t know the shower gift is not the wedding gift

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here > "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

Have them on the broadcast! Let them say it with their full chest and put their name and face on it.

So has anyone figured out what new tiktok is? Now that old TikTok is owned by Palantir?

they don’t even have the “she was driving a car” horseshit they used to smear Renee Good, they just wrestled this guy to the ground and shot him and it’s all right there for anyone to see

the extent to which this administration is out of control is really summed up by the fact that they immediately went with “this was an armed terrorist there to kill law enforcement” knowing that video from multiple angles completely disproving them was out there and would be seen by everyone

Save us from Nazis!… Germany? That actually tracks.

Has anyone else noticed Duolingo is garbage lately?

There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

Since I was subjected to the term “woke he-man” when I logged on to this app, here’s a reminder of how gay ORIGINAL He-Man was.

. . . girl what

Can we start mental health checks for elected officials? Because this is high key delusional…

I will miss TikTok when it becomes PanopticonTok next week or whatever. RIP

A good time to remind everyone of the Minnesota First. One of the earliest state militias to volunteer to fight in the Civil War—three years after joining the Union! Provided one of the essential turning points at Gettysburg. Took the flag of the Virginia regiment they captured AND STILL HAVE IT.

So. I’ve never had physical therapy before but was always mystified by people who said it was painful. I thought how painful could it be? Welp! I now know. That is some sadistic shit.