One of the funnier denials I’ve ever read

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

more Trump Ls

As a nice bonus joy for Mamdani winning, we also get the delight of knowing Cuomo lost

The transit riders vs drivers election.

Young men too 😮😮

Sympathy to whoever has to hose down Stephen Miller tonight

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

@djinnandtonic.bsky.social made this one 4 months ago. Fucking prophetic.

Woke 2 has arrived.

I will NOT lib out. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me a lib, brother

City of Sickos

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Mamdani going through this list and upzoning every one that went Cuomo + 40

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

Promises made promises kept

🚨 new j-rock report new j-rock report new j-rock report 🚨 this one’s about my freak spatial brain and japanese urban morphology, interspersed with music open.substack.com/pub/julietel...

newest issue of Juliet’s J-Rock Report is now live! this one is a collection of song reviews with some silly digressions open.substack.com/pub/julietel...

forgot to share it when I published it a few weeks ago but the June issue of the j-rock report is out! substack.com/@julieteldre...

may issue of the j-rock report is now live !!! substack.com/home/post/p-...

gave up on Duolingo for japanese in early 2024 and never looked back, in part because they announced changes like this at the time and also the longer I did it, the more I realized the Japanese course sucked and didn’t really teach you anything

first issue of my Japanese music newsletter is LIVE and I’m really excited about it julieteldred.substack.com/p/jsquared-r...

started a substack about Japanese music, first issue drops Sunday 4/06! sign up at julieteldred.substack.com

🚨 new sticker alert 🚨 ELON MUSK IS A CRYBABY BITCH 80% of proceeds go to Trans Lifeline/National Network of Abortion Funds grab em here: julieteldred.bigcartel.com

rooted for Philly 40% bc I’m negatively polarized against Taylor swift, and 60% because I wanted the folks at Nihombashi Philly to have a fantastic day :’)

a fantastic project…so so so glad that current undergrads are still interested in the topic that I was hyperfixated on for my entire undergrad experience :’)

Happy #MetroRewind day to all who celebrate!!! @wmata.com did a fantastic job with it this year I’m pretty proud considering these are only my stats from late September onwards (when I got my work card)

omfg so I joined the zoom for my online Japanese class earlier and didn’t realize I was unmuted and loudly said to Jeremy (while pouring a twisted tea) “the best part of taking a class at home is that you can drink and no one can stop you!” and laughed maniacally, and I’m p sure everyone heard me 😅

big agree my partner and I decided to become regulars at a local bar ~1.5 years ago, and it’s been a blast - we were literally invited to their staff + friends secret thanksgiving party bc we’ve befriended a bunch of the bartenders

If you’re braving the snow at #TRBAM this week, I’ve co-signed two happy hours that are now co-branded as NUMTOT HH’s! First - tonight at Tallboy (1239 9th Street) is the Transportation Organizing Happy Hour, hosted by the Green New Deal Network - RSVP here! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

happy first day of TRB week, I am using these five consecutive nights of happy hours as an opportunity to speedrun my transpo networking for the year and show off my cutest fits 🚇💯

I won’t be going to the conference itself but I will be hitting up a bunch of TRB happy hours to do my networking for the year…see y’all there!

idk if it’s the new platform/loss of Old Twitter or the fact that I’ve been on zoloft for nearly a year now, but I kinda feel like I no longer have that Posting Dog in me which makes me a bit sad, but also at this point of my life, isn’t the worst thing lol

Today’s work fit, featuring my new obnoxiously fluorescent (slightly belated) Brat Ring

happy Wrapped day! I am going to k*** Spotify with hammers

happy thanksgiving 🦃💕

thrilled that Wool Jacket Season has descended upon the District of Columbia once again ❄️

shout out to our friends’ bathroom ✨

*Paul McCartney and Wings voice*

new Object just arrived

today in Work Fits: my red two-piece set matches the comically oversized spoon hanging from the ceiling in the l’enfant plaza mall cafeteria

did someone put me on a starter pack or something? Just woke up to a zillion new followers and not sure I’m happy about it lol

actually did hair n makeup for the first time In a bit

There’s still a few items left! Follow me at instagram.com/julieteldred to see what’s left

Hi folks! Tonight on my insta story, I will be doing a “Transit Merch for Trans Lifeline” fundraiser, which is exactly what it sounds like: I’m selling a bunch of transit-themed merch I’ve accrued over the past few years (preview below) with 100% of the proceeds going to @translifeline.bsky.social

yeah it’s def time for me to take the plunge and delete my twitter within the next few weeks it’s so wild to me that I met my now-partner of nearly six years and so many of my closest friends on that site and it’s now a shell of its former self hollowed out by a total dipshit, but alas ……..

today’s work fit feat. close-up of my painfully-cute badge holder