It's unfortunate for Georgia that a minimalist peach looks a lot like a minimalist ass.

I've never been to Florida, but thanks to the 2000 election, I can identify a surprising number of counties there.

There are way too many Call of Duty games. And they're all basically just DLC.

They’re calling it “the immunity decision” because the “actually, it helped Joe Biden” line falls apart if you call it Trump v. United States.

You gotta make sacrifices if you want to own the libs in the Culture War.

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post

"...Alex Jones....flanked by a dozen men holding plastic flutes of what appeared to be sparkling wine." It was probably Zima.

Listening to the Ken Martin interview on @podsaveamerica.crooked.com ...what a duplicitous sack of shit. He's needs to be removed like yesterday. I'm half convinced he's a Republican plant. Jesus, he's hard to listen to.

“You wouldn’t hate Trump if he was a Democrat.” Dude, Donald Trump was a Democrat for most of his life and we hated him so much he had to switch parties to get supporters.

I guess, if they're including the 1880s...although Holst would have been like 14 or 15 in '89. I don't think he made the charts before the twenties.

The highlight of the shooting is all the press and influencers yoinking bottles of wine and champagne. Good on them for that.

"We're gonna need a bigger ballroom"

"My, what fast-healing ears you have..."

I gave up on GOT before the Red Wedding, but if I was a journalist, I would stay far away from the Correspondents Dinner. I don't know how many reporters actually go to that thing anyway, I think it's mostly TV news readers.

The problem with getting older is it becomes much harder to pretend everything isn't bullshit...and that these twenty and thirtysomethings with their college degrees aren't fucking morons.

Hegseth is a 13 year boy who blew through his entire fireworks stash on July 3rd

Governor @tinakotek.bsky.social tells Oregon school districts they can't cut instruction but they also aren't getting any more money. How will we buy bunk-desks?

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about. Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

Sure are a lot of fighter jets flying over the Willamette Valley today

So, let me see if I have this right… we’ve threatened #genocide on social media, ordered the military to commit #warcrimes (which they refused), tried to reinstate the draft without Congress, and threatened the Pope, all in one week? Those #Epsteinfiles must be even more damning than we think.

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

Breathing in fresh cilantro always makes me feel.... invigorated. Emma Rubinowitz is human cilantro. I really dig the choreography too. This is just a fantastic video. youtu.be/fiH9edd25Bc?...

Trump's threat to bomb Iran "back to the stone age" and that "a whole civilization will die tonight" is 1000% out of sync with every moral code. To the Republican leaders: call Congress back into session NOW to stop Trump's plan to slaughter civilians.

@teamsterbob.com Collective Bargaining Team? I just got home from a negotiations team meeting! We've got one more before we start with the admins. They have no idea what's coming.

Thank God Bondi is out at last! Now maybe he'll hire AOC to replace her!

This will always be funny.

If golf was a sport, Shitler would be a lot less fat after playing $100 million worth over the last year.

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For #Stunday The photograph itself could be more stunning, but that isn’t quite why i chose it. From the student show at my gallery when i was teaching art. Below for story.

Real manly torpedoes are hand crafted by smiths from raw ore, a master artisan beating the will of destruction into metal blow by blow, crafting an instrument of unparalleled lethality. How long does it take? I dunno, two months, why? How fast could an automatic factory possibly be?

New from me: The Senate offered a bipartisan solution to the growing airport crisis. Mike Johnson rejected it, empowering Trump to selectively grab more legislative powers by illegally paying TSA agents. This is an actual constitutional crisis folks. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/mike-johns...

Haven't seen this in a dog's age, a perfect intersection of Monty Python, Mel Brooks' people, Cheech and Chong, Peter Cook and...James Fucking Mason. Madeline Kahn. God damn. www.imdb.com/title/tt0086...

How am I only just learning Spencer Dryden...Lather...was Charlie Chaplin's nephew?

"The Faithful Women of the Bible" is the #2 series in the country, Disney+? I'm calling bullshit on that, unless there's a lot of nudity?

Helluva 2026 pic by Megan Varner.

New Taj...dude has not lost anything. Damn. open.spotify.com/track/6p4EKw...

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

Would be wild if Shitler accidentally pushed the world to renewables.

“We can’t last 34 more months of what we’ve seen in the last 14. We’re fucked if this guy serves out his term. He’s gonna trash everything once and for all.”

I started tracking my mileage in Dec. These entries are all from the same station, the cheapest gas in Oregon as far as I know. It was $4.97 down the street yesterday. Makes my fists ball up every time I hear about the "average" price of gas in the US these days. West Coast has always been screwed.

GOP: the mail is secure enough to receive your photo ID, social security card, your debit and credit cards, your stimulus checks, and your tax returns Also GOP: the mail is not safe enough for voting

America's finest poet shares his thoughts on St. Patrick.

Favorite Line of the Night because the truth... matters. #PedoPrez

I've had zero interest in seeing One Battle After Another (low tolerance for both DeCaprio and Penn), but today I learned it's "loosely based" on Thomas Pynchon's Vineland, a book I truly love. Can't decide if I want to see it now, or avoid it even more?

Trans folks don’t barge into women’s spaces to assault people. You’re thinking of Trump.

@maddow.bsky.social So is this real or not? I'm assuming the later since absolutely no one else is picking it up.