okay. fine. you got me. the current job market is not literally the *worst* one ever

the greatest pleasure of being an evil scientist is hurling insults from your hilltop laboratory. just yelling alliterative nonsense out the window. i'll insult everyone. i'll insult your dad

its always a good time to post this

i've received the mandate of heaven

Well I'm gonna keep doing it anyways.

Please don't.

We hope the sow is spayed.

Free idea: replace age verification with hardiness zone verification. Not sure how it would work or what it would accomplish but you can’t deny it’s a free idea

Furniture anchor kits are available online and in all major hardware stores. If you have kids in your home, always Anchor It!

Really using my time on this earth well. #warhammer

There goes my weekend

Me: I'M ON A BOAT! Charon, the River Styx ferryman: That song is the worst thing that ever happened to me.

One of the best subreddits out there.

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

Philosophers #discworld #gnuterrypratchett #gnujankantůrek

I just feel like I haven’t had this much fun in a while, you know?

Hungry tube

Dynamism of a Dog on a Leash(1912)

“no i meant, give me your horniest worst nightmare” -george lucas

This is a prime example of First-Past-the-Post voting systems punish diffuse blocs of voters who can agree on fundamentals but split their electoral power among basically similar candidates