good morning how are you i'm dr owl

Being a cat must be absolutely wild, having this enormous creature absolutely beholden to your care

*mumbling* skip. i dont like this arrangement. skip

Yet again r/roadtrips is valiantly trying to save a European from their carefully planned itinerary

For some reason, Discord likes to tell me when Alfa (and ONLY Alfa) updates his status.

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

are there any more things like this

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men love to say "ever cell of my body burns with white hot ecstasy! cocaine is my god - and I am the human instrument of its will!"

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

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Advanced Nap Techniques with Gadget!

Casablanca (1943) - 0:25:24 Dir. Michael Curtiz Runtime 102 minutes 🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/casablanca/

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Dune time among us again.

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classic radioactive skeleton to doofenshmirtz nickels pivot

Roald Dahl when he's about to write a fun children's novel for children

one of my longstanding star wars opinions is that george lucas should be allowed to name all new characters forever we must not shackle the mind that brought us darth icky and elan sleazebaggano

This is the funniest false positive for my labeller @facelabels.bsky.social so far

If you are not impressed by the picture of a Black Hole, clearly you do not understand the gravity of the situation…

if my fine one-decade-older-than-me boss said this to me in front of her icy hypercompetent sapphic protégé I would. develop symptoms

Deeply amused to learn that JP creators are now aware of what Surf Dracula is.

blue slimes make excellent centerpieces in any garden, but take care to water them frequently and maintain their size, lest they wander away with your prize koi fish!

They just resurrected the most ancient beast in Baki the Grappler and our hero Baki will need to watch out with this beast on the prowl. Every fighter will be lining up for their chance to tangle with this animal. Find out what will happen never because I’m lying

calm down wordcel it's only shape rotator humor

eva is jungian and gundam is freudian

Everybody, meet Terry. He's my best boi please do not say mean things about him. Also so bonus gaunts because you've always got to be grinding out those gaunts... #nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity