During the approval process for the Intracept procedure, Blue Cross Blue Shield HAD MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS WRITE LETTERS stating how my quality of life has been impacted by chronic pain. Then they denied it anyway. But hey, keeping me bed bound and on heavy medications is so much better, right?!

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

​We are the 5th community to raise this banner, created by Austin supporters after Uvalde. We're united with all those communities in mourning for all tof those we've lost - and in the outrage that this banner will surely be needed again.

Do you think Morticia or Gomez ever asked Thing to…ya know…help a buddy out?

Wear your verde best (or craziest) and join us and @bradstuver.com for the 4th annual Bobby Jones CSF gathering at @hopsquad.bsky.social. We’re making it a Verde Homecoming to remember with homecoming photos, a cornhole tournament, great drinks, raffles and one lucky person will take home the crown!

Today is my final day on blood thinners after my brain stenting surgery a year ago. 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate

Oh no… @tonycardone.com and David went to a Rockies game and came back with the giveaway items for Brad. We JUST talked him down from the horse racing shirt/fedora combo. WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Don't forget we're raising money for Laundry Project this Saturday from 3-5 pm at Hopsquad. Come by, have a pint, and please consider making a donation to this amazing cause. If you can't make it but would like to support, you can donate at the link below. give.engagecurrent.org/campaign/694...

So many people are walking around w/the confidence of a 2nd grader during the first round of musical chairs right now. That arrogance of “I have a place to sit, someone else will be the one to lose their spot”. 1/2

There needs to be an “I know how to get out of my neighborhood” option on gps.

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

Bingoooo

She’s cute, but she refused to potty for HOURS today because she saw roofers working on the house next door. Any change to her environment and she nopes tf out.

Third party companies that handle authorizations on behalf of insurance companies, imaging centers and pharmacies are one of the biggest scams in healthcare right now. Hiring a company to do your dirty work w/denials and authorizations is such garbage.

A baby near me at the airport sneezed and all three sounded just like the automatic hand sanitizer foam dispensers. A generational talent.

Fell in love with a bagged salad dressing that isn’t available by itself. Truly Tragic.

Water weenie

You never quite realize how out of control your “underwear radius” has gotten until you have guests stay over.

Not the baseball sized hail we had in 2021 that wrecked our roofs and cars, but still not great… 😵‍💫

it’s wild that America looked at the vast array of recreational drugs available and said “let’s keep the one that makes people crash their car”

At the Nashville SC game, a giant flag for La Brigada de Oro, the Latino supporters section, which is not here tonight due to ICE activity. NSC officials tried to remove it, but were met with vehement objections by supporters clubs, who threatened a giant walkout if they did.

Shoutout to the absolute girls girls at McAllister’s deli today who just kept the compliments coming. I was going to tip you gorgeous ladies anyway, but thank you for the confidence boost. 😂

Streaming services that make you scroll 5 rows down to find and resume what you were watching: jail time.

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

At the end of yesterday’s game, a Galaxy player told a fan next to me to come fight him “in the parking lot”. The gated, guarded parking lot lol We should have sent Verdisimo out there.

waking up to a sharp pain in my head and playing a game of “is it a migraine or is it my brain stent failing”. If it ends up being the stent, just tell everyone I called it. I’ll be dead, but at least I’ll have called it first, and that’s important to me.

Trump fabricates a photo of Mr. Garcia with MS-13 tattoo on his hand. This is NOT a real image. Trump and his regime fabricated it. Please understand that Trump regime would fabricate evidence to put you or your family in jail. This is what FASCISM regimes do. www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-...

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

That was fast 😂

My current small-stakes complaint is that it should be illegal for companies to still send you emails when you VERY SPECIFICALLY uncheck the “email me updates” button. Like without fail, 100% of the time, you get an email two days later welcoming you to their newsletter or product updates.

Anyone else like their toothpaste so minty it hurts?

Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

This is what people sound like, but they’ll never recognize it as satire.

Josh Schriver got this all screwed up

There’s such an odd mix of shame and joy when I’m in my jammies eating the trashiest food possible, while watching top tier athletes burning up every fiber of their being on tv.

a cloture vote for the way-harder-to-undo-than-an-executive-order federal anti-trans sports ban is now set for monday. that means there's more time to make calls. no on cloture means it doesn't get a vote. the GOP needs 7 dems to advance it. please call. there is *so* much evil downstream of this.

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

Brad brought his home for me to try on and it was so tight, I instantly forgot how to tie my shoes.

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

It seems like it’s been a minute since we’ve had a reason to…

team tifo remains undefeated #austinfc @losverdesatx.bsky.social

The Flintstones always made dinosaur steaks look so appetizing. I wonder if a big T-bone/rex steak would go best with some chimichurri, or if you’d need A1 to get through it.

Isn’t it crazy how through exhaustive repetition (i.e. “oh great, it’s that POS from Utah” or “did you see what the gov of OK is doing?” etc) we all now have top tier knowledge of where every person in our freak ass government is from? Like, we are so fucked, but we are also ✨so smart✨

We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.

One thing I’m really enjoying about getting older is having the experience 2 help set appropriate expectations & boundaries for younger people. It doesn’t matter if I “cut my teeth” at an abusive job or went through XYZ in life. It’s not a badge of honor/something they deserve 2 go through, too. 1/2

My friend just got off a ventilator 20 MINUTES AGO & Cedar’s Sinai’s billing dep is already calling & asking her to pay up. They said “We see you’re still in ICU, but here’s your bill so far. How would you like to pay for this visit?” Then heavily implied to pay or leave. Despicable Vultures.