*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

This is easily top 10 funniest baseball photos

currently the mood rn

if you start doomposting 5 minutes into a frontlines match i reserve the right to eat your keyboard. bc if you have time to type you have time to press your buttons or try to shotcall

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

me when I fucking get you

cloudy day.

Summer Shenanigans Featuring @oromoneyxiv.bsky.social & @wyrmwave.bsky.social

tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house

"this shit is so ass" is one of my favorite internetisms because yeah sometimes shit really is just so ass

no gods, no masters, just two traumatized men kissing each other and working through their issues with sex instead of therapy

people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry

this is what I see when people post their wols in that new hat thing

i feel like the worst person in the world going online and asking for money, but if we can't make $600 in 4 days to pay for a deposit and removals, I'll be walking out of here homeless with all my stuff left behind. im genuinely desperate and don't know what to do ko-fi.com/sinisterdog/...

reminder that i do not experience friendship deterioration. whether it's been a week, a month, or literal years, i will pick right up where we left off last 💕

the problem with the “listen to your body” thing is that mine is always telling me it’s the perfect time to get cozy in bed 😔

This tweet gets buried with me when i die

i never truly lose interest in an oc they just rotate on a priority system of whos currently on the mental hamster wheel. they take shifts and some of them are full time pulling double shifts

The coziest time of year~ 😊🎄 #GPOSERS #ffxiv

oh my ocs? haha yeah i love em! *puts them in a Situation* *puts them in a Situation* *puts them in a Situation* *puts them in a Situation* *puts them in a Situation* *puts them in a

i’m so thankful for my cat

they're holding the line

entered a pet photo contest and i honestly had a tough time deciding which one of these to pick

welcome to the NOvember challenge. if you were thinking about doing something, don't

i'm sick again and i hate it!!

star child 💫

moon umbrella 🌙☂️

When you try to have an FC meet-up but one of your FC friends can never find the beach... Featuring @oromoneyxiv.bsky.social and @wyrmwave.bsky.social