You can get 9 crystal paste per Doomtrain EX clear! Which means, at roughly 11 minutes a run, if you join a farm party, you can get a whole... 9 crystal paste an hour!

I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy

Strategy boards never cease to crack me up, even with simple ones like this

Lapis must now eat paste.

We all can relate

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through STORMBLOOD FFXIV WITHOUT skipping cutscenes. What are your thoughts on this?

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Capt. Lapis Chalcedony, ready to let the party die because greedy for damage.

Slapped the arcanaut fending headgear on my SAM/DRK, and oh oh I like it here

Enmity management (and to an extent, tank stance dancing). I miss being able to rip aggro off tanks with an opener as DPS. I also miss having to balance tank’s tank stance with DPS stance for optimal damage while also keeping aggro.

ACC: Heavyweight Tier

Man. Pot FATEs in Occult Crescent let me afford these things lol

At least 40 Everkeep EXs later (I don't remember if I spent totems on accessories back in 7.0), and Lapis has her wings from there after only having the Valigarmanda wings for the longest time!

Wildfire #ffxiv

LYSE #ffxiv

"Will you cry out in pleasure or pain?" 🦇 Meet the seductive Heavyweight fighter: Vamp Fatale, voiced by Cassie Layton!

Very few would call this being lazy across job glamours. FFXI fans call it, a correction. I call it, D A M A G E

But What If He Was Skink? Zoraal Ja, but *wee* (friend reminded me that I drew this, now you all have to see it) #shmiart #FFXIVART #FFXIV

okay

📌 Hello, this account will consist of the occasional post of any of these 3 characters (mostly of the first one): Lapis Chalcedony, Cuchulainn Beryl Carnelian, Diabolos Jade Tourmaline, Jenova

first tural themed glam we get in a while and it's: - taco themed - only available through coughing up irl money - a re-skin of t-shirt models we already have in game whoever the hell is in charge of merch is so severely out of touch

"Let's put on a lovely show for the audience, hmm?" 🐝 The adorable but deadly, sweet but poisonous, Light-heavyweight Arcadion fighter: Honey B. Lovely, voiced by Anairis Quiñones!

Thanks to @wyrmwave.bsky.social pointing me to an Eorzea Collection, got a glam on Beryl that works for both RDM and GNB! The hunt for true endgame continues.

y'shtola (hw) #ffxiv

metem's voicelines in arcadion

i can confirm this is the funniest and best way to do the doomtrain fight (biggie smalls remix ofc for peak)

Been browsing the Eorzea Collection for glam inspirations. The Dawntrail AF pants on SAM pair very well with the Forgerise chestwrap, for the obvious reasons. It's honestly why I was drawn to the Fuga Haori for the longest time back in Stormblood lol.

Bringing back an old idea for the red mage glamour: a fusion of the job's RED, with Lapis's BLUE. A nice Violet Purple ought to cut it!

EVERYTHING BURNS

evergreen

Nobody: Absolutely nobody at all: The Doomtrain:

they could never make me hate either of you

Got the scouting top from Paradigm's Breach earlier, threw together a glam around it for my NIN/VPR. Not half bad with stuff I threw together from my dresser lol

tfw you realize you can use the Strategy Board to come up with ideas for OC boss fights XD

New red mage glamour, with Lapis having a... very broad definition of "red".

Still need to pick up on playing more cleanly, but hey lookie there! (... I still need to do Necron EX.)

PSA: in a little over 7 hours, emergency maintenance. Just in case, if you haven’t witnessed the for yourself, take the chance to do so, because you never know! :V

i see

Behold, nothing up my sleeves, and... Merry Starlight~

I may suck at scholar, but man can Copied Factory Aiming top look good on it.

final fantasy xiv players when they see a bugged thing

i have heard there's been a meme in the jp fandom that because everything burns is exactly 3:00 long it's the most hardcore instant noodle timer ever made

Just as I remember it. Which is to say, colors and meteors is definitely the worst of it lol.

lv 1 priorities #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv

[16:08]You take a photograph of the . 💖

#FFXIV do it for .