me once I started deprogramming myself after all the bad influences I was around in the edgy aughts

GenAI is the Human/Bear chimera from Annihilation It’s The Thing, the Mind Flayer, and the Borg

"I asked the thing if the thing was necessary and it said yes" is also a situation you can get from a magic 8-ball without wasting water and everyone else's time.

the bluesky experience

Me when I saw Carol reading The Left Hand of Darkness in the Pluribus finale

in The 100 did they try filtering and drinking their own piss??

Apple Music just did that auto-cross fade thing and I Do Not Like It

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

Hello new followers follow me on Pagebound and StoryGraph @feminecronomicon for both

Passing homophobic legislature with one hand, saying cunty things about a woman’s nails with the other

To everyone who thinks Cheng Xin is the bad guy in Death’s End: how do you walk around outside without stepping on a rake and bonking yourselves in the head?

First a They Live alien becomes the richest man in the world and now this… I’m starting to think John Carpenter is a prophet

Wake up babe the US government just made Spotify Wrapped for diseases

Leave it to the NYPD to give dystopic train announcements in their okey-dokeyest Ned Flanders voice

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

There’s some kind of weird military activity in the Atlantic/Barclays station today. Idk if it has anything to do with ICE but I’m warning people just in case.

If you use OneMedical and you get a message from someone with just a first name and last initial (Severance style lol) and no profile pic it’s probably AI

I do not want your AI slop I do not want it in my mop I do not want it in my house I do not want it in my mouse I do not like brain-rotting AI spam I do not want it, Sam Alt-man

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

Drama: Dead Poet’s Society (Awakenings is a close second) Comedy: Mrs Doubtfire

I got 10 There’s even a fax function on the printer where I work but I’ve only seen it used once

First state that starts arresting ICE agents wins.

Me in my teens: “Wow, Elric of Melniboné needs spells and potions to prop him up and keep him going. This is fantasy at its finest!” Me in my 50’s: “Wow, Elric of Melniboné needs spells and potions to prop him up and keep him going. This is realism at its finest!”

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

Whenever I hear “strong floor no ceiling” it reminds me of “quicken loans bicken bones”

2025 was one for the books. Specifically the Necronomicon.

I can already feel the social media brain rot melt away after getting rid of my Discover feed

Media before November 4th: Zohran Mamdani ALIENATES voters with his FRINGE views Media after November 4th: wow I guess people actually do want healthcare and child care and better public transportation after all. Who knew?

You’d think it would be obvious that people want to take care of their children but only a handful of major party politicians actually get it

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

Probably Severance S2 but I’m holding my judgement until the end of the year because Pluribus is gradually catching up to it

I need some Pagebound followers so I have a platform where my Mircea Cartarescu jokes won’t bomb

Honestly I think she’s found her niche here playing characters with nonexistent roles

Now that Rush Hour 4 is officially in the works can Trump (ab)use his executive power to get English translations of the full works of Mircea Cartarescu

Making the pluribus tell me who had crushes on me and what I did to make them change their mind

Find someone who loves you as much as Cormac McCarthy hated quotation marks

Spread this around bc the media can’t be trusted to do it themselves

You should be able to give apps nicknames in your phone I desperately want to give insulting names to apps I don’t like using

Time for me to run for president so I can abuse my power to get Sense8 back on TV

Lavish McTavish Father Canada, Ontario, Births and Baptisms, 1779-1899

I was today years old when I learned that the actress who plays Mrs. Hayward in Twin Peaks is Zooey and Emily Deschanel’s mom

What’s the opposite of the Sickos meme? Because that’s what I feel about Brazil rn

Toni Morrison and Don DeLillo could write tax forms and the prose would still be amazing

Post a book you love from the 80s No explanations no reviews just covers (sorry I cheated but I couldn’t decide) #bookchallenge #booksky

I wonder what percentage of Trump’s posts claim that “lots of people are saying this” about something that no one is saying