Fine Young Cannibal Corpse

Ruin two bands by combining them: Men Without Work

I have to work tomorrow & it's inventory season & I'm in charge of counting thousands of silk flowers & leftover Xmas ornaments. But for now, I'm cozied up in my softest pajama pants watching Kubrick's 2001: ASO and it still holds up. I mean, it is about an A.I. gone rogue after all

My birthstone is a gem made by super-compressing the bits of red wax you get when you open a bottle of Maker's Mark whisky. It doesn't suit me anymore but I still wear it because it took me about 34 years to make 😬

I groused to my husband that I was tired of stepping around the can of trim paint I bought months ago to freshen the bathroom & that I was gonna paint the trim this fucking wknd, to which he replied with a laugh & a "no you won't", so you can see how I feel obligated to do it tomorrow. Damnit.

All of my light up Christmas cactus sold out except this one antique crackle one. It’s on clearance in my shop. I won’t be making any more until the springtime. Surly.etsy.com

These are VERY stocking-worthy treats, if your kids got any of these, steal them for yourselves

🦅 Birds that every child should know New York: Doubleday, Page & Company, 1907. [Source]

If you'd like something to listen to with the family (PG 13) here is a link to David Sedaris reading his essay "Santaland Diaries", about the season he was a Santa's Helper Elf at Macy's in NYC. youtu.be/uJj00-YR3IM?...

I can't participate in the "search your first name + glamour shot" format post because you already know what ya get when you search any combo of "Marsha" and "glamor"

my father died in a tinker toy factory

You'll be visited by 3 spirits

LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb

Wishing you all Happy Holidays, whichever one you are or aren't celebrating. May all your cameltoes - both displayed & observed - turn into mistletoes.

My Christmas Eve physical therapy, which I'd been wishing I hadn't signed up for, turned out to be half massage today. W00T

Let's just say: IYKYK. This is not subtle. It's not "maybe". I'm bowled over that I found myself surprised, but I had not sussed him out as one of the many admin drug abusers. You can't miss this, though. 😬

black cat by Endre Penovác

How Pam Bondi got her job . LMAO 🤣

Nut Luncheon

It’s time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME

Dark-eyed Junco A moment of bird zen...

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

Now in a protracted daily battle to get Alexa to stop offering me her upgraded AI version multiple times a day. "It costs bupkus! Look, we'll pay you to upgrade! Don't you want to hear my new voice?"

yeah but have you seen this? 😸

When you've saved enough tips for a full cut/color/highlight but there are no more hair appointments THIS YEAR

Here are image quilts of all of the PDFs from today's DOJ Epstein document dump. Four volumes, 8,408 pages of photos, receipts, and documents. 10,000 foot view of some dark, disturbing content.

Today is Décadi the 30th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate shovels.#JacobinDay More information on shovels

Hedwig & the Angry Grinch

My newest creation is this fabric art Krampus. I designed and hand-sewed him. I also made his chain and bundle of sticks. He enjoys riding the yule moose through chthonic woodlands. His favorite wintertide treat is eggnog mixed with a bit of human soul. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Man, when a video says "the following footage has never been seen before" I'm constantly worried that maybe I'm not the right person to see it first

Today is Sextidi the 26th of Frimaire in the year 234. Frimaire is the month of frost. Today we celebrate pine nuts.#JacobinDay More information on pine nuts

Any dentists in Kenosha, WI wanna help out a young autistic girl,?? This child needs 5 root canals due to her autism medicine. Imma trade you a pair of tickets to our show in Chicago with GNR and a meeting next July www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...

GIRLS

What college elective did you take, unrelated to your major, that you enjoyed so much it made you question your course of study? Music classes/band don't count. I was a music major who stumbled into a topographical map-reading & -drawing class that I loved like a fat kid loves cake.

I guess I'm not looking forward to people trying to explain the appeal of Lily Allen's musical offerings to me any time soon

Here I am, rock you like a wintry mix

Walking into 2026

nachos for algernon

Perfect Slender Body Dance Dance* #Caturday *disclaimer: I have no idea what the other words translate to youtu.be/AWE8OvlndLU?...

Sisters, sisters... There were never more devoted sisters #Caturday

Lil' Cakester. I like it.

What actor's facial expression in a tv show/movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

What actor's facial expression in a movie / TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Taco Bell Biv DeVoe

I've never seen Colin Jost do a better impression or be funnier than when he's Hegseth - especially last night. He's really put a lot into it. Good job, Jost

#StainedGlassSunday #AdventAngels One of earliest windows among medieval wonders in St Neot, Cornwall is the Creation, c.1480, w 95% original glass. Tracery lights feature degrees of angelic powers. Bribery, plus 'liming' of the medieval windows, preserved them from 1650s Parliamentarian extremists.

Yesterday, I efficiently packed/loaded $2K's worth of fresh flowers & holiday garlands into our biggest box truck & set out to deliver it abt 15 mins away. 1/4 tank became 1/8 became range: 0 mi too quickly, so I exited the hwy to fill up. Got back into truck cab while gas was pumping bc: cold 1/6

My NP cannot prescribe stimulants so when I asked for something to help me focus, she prescribed Strattera, which sounds like an Italian pastry, but I misremembered the name and started researching Stellara, which *is* actually a drug but also an anime comic character. anway, what's up w/Strattera?

Happy Birthday to @formergregsamsa.bsky.social, shown here bringing home lunch from a street vendor