America's closest allies gathered in London for the Five Eyes intelligence summit to discuss global security threats. Trump's FBI Director Kash Patel showed up worried about his workout schedule and where he could find a jet ski.

So based on reported goals of 3,000 ICE abductions per day- that is $210 million per day. But we can’t afford healthcare or student loan forgiveness. Nice going, America.

BREAKING: Olympian Gus Kenworthy Urinates Message for ICE Into Snow.

Today would be a good day to show the oligarchs up by canceling whatever subscriptions you have with them.

Welcome to Cancel Amazon Prime Day!

BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism

So, SpaceX government contracts will be used to fund the failing xAI.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

If you think American citizens should be summarily executed by masked federal agents, you’re not a patriot. If you think the lawless goons loyal to our demented pedophile criminal president are greater than the people of Minnesota, you’re not a patriot. You’re a fucking Nazi.

The Epstein files were supposed to be released by December 19, 2025. As of January 23, 2026, it has been 35 days since the deadline. The victims deserve better than this. Trump is being protected by the people around him because they know if he goes down, so will they. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES 🔄

Defund whatever you want to call this.

TWIN CITIES FOLKS WHO WANT TO HELP AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START: I put together a big list of resources. Do you want to deliver groceries? do people's laundry? work in community defense? I want to help you get connected! naomikritzer.com/2026/01/19/h...

Nick Miroff: After 9/11, George W. Bush created the Department of Homeland Security to prevent future terror strikes. Now DHS shifted from defending the country against foreign terrorists to deploying agents on American streets for the purpose of terrorizing American citizens.

Perfectly captures Trump’s empathy for his fellow man.

It’s a bad sign when the CEO needs to deny needing a bailout. 💣💣💣

Yes. According to election results tonight we are the mainstream.

Just in time for the 9/11 silver anniversary.

There is money to feed hungry Americans. Trump is choosing to starve them instead, just as he did when he destroyed USAID. This is a humanitarian crime. And yet we can’t even get Mike Johnson to open up the House, much less call for hearings and oversight. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

"Diorama of power dynamics." Beyond euphemism, that is glib glorification of dictatorship. The #BrokenTimes would rather show off its turn of phrase than call fascism what it is. Oval Office Becomes a Diorama of Power Dynamics as Trump Goes After Rivals www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...

Holy crap!

JE SUIS JIMMY

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

We are in favor of freedom of speech, except insofar as people use it to note that Charlie Kirk was against it. Jeff Bezos

This truly is America’s Golden Shower Age.

Has anyone asked Grok about Trump’s mentions in the Epstein files.

The very fabric of the nation is fraying.

Icky-Leaks www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

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Now that I’ve seen what they’ve done since taking the federal government - I think those 1776 tattoos and T shirts are an admission that the mistake of 1776 needs to be corrected.

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8: “no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

Oh yeah, and he announced he’s accepting a $400 million bribe today.

Could you imagine the response if a democratic president said they didn’t know if they had to uphold the Constitution? How fast would the articles of impeachment be drawn ? 20 minutes at the most

Just in time for summer

Why do I get the feeling that he now considers the Treasury his personal bank?

He cannot undo the damage he has done done to our government and therefore he cannot undo the damage to the brand.

Tesla Takedown to avenge what he’s taken from us.

According to the #eggsky index, as of April 18, 2025 12:44 PM CST, the price of #eggs is $7.96. Sample size: 581 That's a 65.15% difference since Trump became president. It is now day 88 of Trump's first day in office. How much did you pay for eggs? #eggflation

yOu DoN’t HaVe ThE cArDs

Talk about not having the cards.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

I love this for you, J.R.

Look who’s getting all woke.

👇👇👇(& find a march near you THIS weekend: www.fiftyfifty.one)

The CDC has literally been gutted today. There’s no need for “April Fools” when reality is a nightmare for every human on this planet. Thousand of scientists fired. Entire departments erased. 1/

Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.

I received a heartbreaking email today: A paper in a special issue I’m editing is being retracted because one of its authors is afraid of losing their job and their legal status in the U.S. if they publish a scientific study on evolution. Yes, on evolution, nature's engine of diversity.

RT if you derive joy from that

Holy mother of Cheetos