Perfectly captures Trump’s empathy for his fellow man.

It’s a bad sign when the CEO needs to deny needing a bailout. 💣💣💣

Yes. According to election results tonight we are the mainstream.

Just in time for the 9/11 silver anniversary.

There is money to feed hungry Americans. Trump is choosing to starve them instead, just as he did when he destroyed USAID. This is a humanitarian crime. And yet we can’t even get Mike Johnson to open up the House, much less call for hearings and oversight. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

"Diorama of power dynamics." Beyond euphemism, that is glib glorification of dictatorship. The #BrokenTimes would rather show off its turn of phrase than call fascism what it is. Oval Office Becomes a Diorama of Power Dynamics as Trump Goes After Rivals www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...

Holy crap!

JE SUIS JIMMY

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

We are in favor of freedom of speech, except insofar as people use it to note that Charlie Kirk was against it. Jeff Bezos

This truly is America’s Golden Shower Age.

Has anyone asked Grok about Trump’s mentions in the Epstein files.

The very fabric of the nation is fraying.

Icky-Leaks www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

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Now that I’ve seen what they’ve done since taking the federal government - I think those 1776 tattoos and T shirts are an admission that the mistake of 1776 needs to be corrected.

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8: “no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

Oh yeah, and he announced he’s accepting a $400 million bribe today.

Could you imagine the response if a democratic president said they didn’t know if they had to uphold the Constitution? How fast would the articles of impeachment be drawn ? 20 minutes at the most

Just in time for summer

Why do I get the feeling that he now considers the Treasury his personal bank?

He cannot undo the damage he has done done to our government and therefore he cannot undo the damage to the brand.

Tesla Takedown to avenge what he’s taken from us.

According to the #eggsky index, as of April 18, 2025 12:44 PM CST, the price of #eggs is $7.96. Sample size: 581 That's a 65.15% difference since Trump became president. It is now day 88 of Trump's first day in office. How much did you pay for eggs? #eggflation

yOu DoN’t HaVe ThE cArDs

Talk about not having the cards.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

I love this for you, J.R.

Look who’s getting all woke.

👇👇👇(& find a march near you THIS weekend: www.fiftyfifty.one)

The CDC has literally been gutted today. There’s no need for “April Fools” when reality is a nightmare for every human on this planet. Thousand of scientists fired. Entire departments erased. 1/

Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.

I received a heartbreaking email today: A paper in a special issue I’m editing is being retracted because one of its authors is afraid of losing their job and their legal status in the U.S. if they publish a scientific study on evolution. Yes, on evolution, nature's engine of diversity.

RT if you derive joy from that

Holy mother of Cheetos

Seems about right.

They are breaking Social Security, because they do not like Social Security.

Let’s be clear: this egregious national security breach, involving virtually every senior natsec official in the Trump administration, is deeply shocking and profoundly stupid. But it is probably only the twenty-something worst foreign policy move they’ve made so far.

Fair question.

Donald Trump’s billionaire Commerce Secretary has financial advice for Americans: 1. Please buy Tesla stock to help poor Elon Musk. 2. Shut up and don’t complain when you don’t get your Social Security check.

Sign the petition at ChuckChuckSchumer.com

Help litmags transition away from Twitter, follow them on BlueSky. go.bsky.app/7cWNC2j

It's kind of impressive how perfectly Chuck Schumer is not meeting this moment. Like he brought in punch-up writers to heighten and refine how badly he's botching it.

How to replace Chuck Schumer as leader.

For those of you who would like to voice your concerns, Schumer is on a book tour next week: Mon 3/17 7pm Central Library, Baltimore Wed 3/19 Politics & Prose, DC 7pm Thursday 3/20 at the Weizman, DC 12:30PM Sunday 3/23 · 3pm Moss Theatre Santa Monica, CA Mon 4/21 MJCCA Atlanta 7:30PM

Defund Musk and get him the hell away from our government. AYFKM

This is not okay. #mapoli

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