I feel like Mario has to be one of the most sexless designs conceived by a human being. Like maybe I'm crazy here but even if an artist tries to depict him with sex appeal its like, anything that gives him sex appeal in the drawing is not something he has innately. It has to be added in post.

Captain Toad is still trying to track the clitoris

They're doing this to me tomorrow

Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down~

Never busy, always busty

Yet another reminder to get the FUCK off of Tw*tter, I'm shocked anybody needs this reminder considering it's currently one of if not THE #1 source of fucking CSAM right now, but a fucking repulsive amount of people I know still use it By using that site you are supporting fucking CSAM and nazis 🫩

would you let it stare at you with its special eyes #pokemon

Am I the asshole? My pet elephant Ralphie was pissing me off, so I had him detrunked, but now he just keeps following me around silently and looking at me with a slightly disgruntled look, and im a little concerned he might be sad

Am I actually loved? Is everything actually going to be okay? It hardly feels it anymore I can't stop crying because it feels like my world is over If there is good in this world, why can't I see it? Am I not allowed to find happiness? I fought so hard to get this far and now it feels like a waste

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Me : Why am I feeling so miserable and hopeless today? The ever so elusive antidepressants sitting on my bedside stand :

Transphobia is an astroturfed moral panic invented from whole cloth by people on the Epstein list

More game discussion should be like this imo, "Donkey Kong 64 is like chicken nuggets but you're not allowed to leave the restaurant until you eat 50, Ace Attorney 4 is the best meal you've ever eaten but the restaurant closed down before you could try anything else on the menu"

Why is it that everyone in my life is incapable of interacting with media in any intelligent way... Like, they either completely miss every single detail of the story, or try to find the literal worst possible meaning in things, or usually both if im being honest

I don't even care if the new EVA series turns out to be slop, if it's bad I can just ignore it, and if it's good then that's awesome, it's really a win win

NEW EVANGELION WHAT?????

3 hours of sleep AND a blizzard? You're far too kind to me world

Nearly 6 hour long Balatro run ended by me being unable to count to 5, honestly the most fitting end the run could've had Nearly reached NaNinf on my first ever game of Paperback mod, all while still unlocking shit halfway through and being completely blind 😭

Should I be alarmed that all my dreams lately have been getting exponentially longer every time and also feature incomprehensible religious imagery?

Reject stimulation, return to humanity

the elegant tit fandom is dying. repost if you love elegant tits

Wanting both choccy milk and lemons at the same time is like the closest humanity will ever get to a real Tower of Babel

Plant-based tank? Or tank-based plant?

People who act like listening to underground music is some cool secret club sorta thing just baffle me; I've been listening to a song a ton lately and it doesn't even have 400 views on YouTube despite being released in 1996, and im honestly just sad, it deserves so much more 😭

They should release a patch that allows me to teleport to my friends and snuggle and kiss them smh...

Fruity Fazbear

humanity peaked when bread was invented

Cashews >>>>>> Sex

Game: Mario Time Console: Nintendo Wii U Created by: cakey Uploaded on: December 1st, 2012

Very good advice for when you really wanna do a thing, but are afraid. <3

cranking my estro-dial up to 11

Elon Musk is a monstrous hatemonger and if you're still merrily posting bullshit on X like it's a normal place I'm judging you.

The Bakushin incident.

ONLY REAL ONES REMEMBER!!!

this post will be circulating long after i die date her mom

boobs are so peak they each have a peak built-in

Genuinely just how I live my life

Reskeet if women

I love when some guy shows up uninvited to my house on valentine's day totally not creepy at all :33

*Megadeath plays* "Punching Nazis is a slippery slope." *Megadeath continues* "And I love waterslides!" -Duke Nukem

Timeline cleanse

fish

Weird sorta rant but like, it's so confusing to me thinking about like the average relationship I don't really understand it at all, I live and thrive off the simple things like kind gestures and silly inside jokes, so seeing so many relationships around me just boil down to "sex and affection" -