Hi there! We’re not ‘device hoarding,’ we’re paying for groceries and healthcare instead of buying new phones every year, hope this helps your cold dead heart

Since nothing matters anymore and there are no rules, let’s knock out Thanksgiving this week, do Christmas next week, then have six beautiful weeks of that full goblin mode space between Xmas and new years where time doesn’t exist and sweatpants are required dress

Dems need to play the game like the Reps do: 1. Jeffries should tell Johnson that enough Dems will change their vote on CR once House is back in session. 2. As soon as the House is open, make Johnson swear in new members. 3. Immediately force vote on Epstein files. 4. Vote “no” on CR anyway.

Stephen Colbert’s segment on The Frog Resistance🐸🐸🐸🐸 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NO.

Trads: Remember that a marriage to a bad partner is not better than a lifetime without one.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

taco knobjob needs a civil war to stay in power. netenyau needs to keep his killing field to stay out of jail and in power. most americans don’t have guns or want to kill you (quote brian regan, “somebody must have two guns”).

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

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In the next ten months—while he’s still being broadcast—someone needs to get the Epstein list to Colbert so he can read it on the air

I’m old enough to remember when CBS cancelled the Smothers Brothers to stop their political views. www.npr.org/2025/07/17/n...

#asever #aseverbymeghan

Yes. Yes. Yes.

It’s an ear worm like Baby shark in my head!

I can hear the ‘fake bump’ and ‘paid for hospital room set up in the basement of their 14bathroom Montecito mansion’ now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #sussexsquad #hbdlilibet

Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m 16 and I’m going to marry a handsome prince! Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.

Breaking News 🚨🗞️🤣 H&M go to concert and…sweat😱

#sussexsquad #lovewins #suckithaters

And -Giordano’s or Malnati’s? 🍕

I second this #LeoXIV #newPope

#Whitesmoke #newPope

#conclave #nopopeyet

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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

Misinformation - the accidental spread of false information without intent to harm Disinformation - false information designed to mislead others and used with the intent to confuse fact and fiction This is neither.

Welp…

just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful

When will that family realize this is all that matters to #HMAL #asever #lovewins #sussexsquad

#asever #WLM #sussexsquad

This

Ahead of his time #democracy #georgecarlin #resist

On this Earth Day, the secret is out. @mtsthelenswa.bsky.social is easy 🌊🌊 www.msn.com/en-us/weathe...

May have to join TT just to follow him. And to dump on that drumpf voter who wants us to feel sorry that he might lose is business bc of tariffs. Busy weekend coming.

“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.

Today 3rd hour is taking a tour of the LeCrueset factory in France right now… #themeghaneffect #sussexsquad #asever #withlovemeghan

He’s this 🤏🏻 close to getting it…

I miss complete sentences. #tariffs #thirdterm #obama2028

Yes 👇🏻

#supportsmallbusiness #rightsideofhistory

So does this now become a rush to obtain favor by any means necessary in order to secure carveouts from tariffs?

Tea Bombs made with honey & #edibleflowers that I received as a gift is giving peaceful vibes like #withlovemeghan #asever

Do as we say, not as we do. Guess Zara’s doing this for free #hypocrites #sussexsquad #wlm #asever

#2028Olympics #2026WorldCup #Drumpfsamerica

QVC is at the end of their Le Creuset sale hour 🤔 #theyoweheracommision #WLM #AsEver #sussexsquad

#sussexsquad #withlovemeghan #asever