I hate it when there is "a moral to the story". Thanks but if i want to learn a life lesson, i'll make a terrible mistake

I can’t wait to play Bari Weiss’ Israel Respecter 2027

We are three wins away from Stephen A. Smith having access to weapons-grade uranium

Was it weird that the broadcast crew just talked about how attractive they find their CEO bosses? No. I think it's a sign of RESPECT for hardworking media executives who don't deserve to be yelled at just because they're very, very unqualified for their job.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Happy Pride 🌈

This linktree has a ton of fundraisers of different kinds, including mutual aid: Linktr.ee/SupportOurFa...

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

I will not rest until I can drink a Mingus Dew

I would absolutely listen to this

Somehow this is the Georgian army during the Georgian civil war in 1993 and not from some poorly-conceived mid-2000s ripoff of Jackass

Whenever ghouls like Sam Altman and Elon Musk say things like "think AI first", know that they are the Jets of the tech industry

If Blue Sky was an echo chamber then how come the reverb in here sucks

That Mike Breen "BANG" was halfway down. But it won't go!

🎼 I am a Grogu.... trapped in your hot car 🎼 - Thom Yorke

I appreciate him committing to Chelsea early so he can get fired again by the time Liverpool get around to firing Slot

We have already answered this question

not unrecognizable but he does look like if Belgium had a dictator

It's really, really, really not that complicated. People just want to feel like they can afford to live.

Finally, gender parity in Arsenal bottling

They're truly scraping the bottom of the culture war barrel at this point

I'm not sure this man has watched a basketball game before

We're one minute into the Celtics game and I am already very sick of hearing this very bad announcer

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

AJ Brown, YOU are a New England Patriot

Zoomers will never know what it's like to use the lasso tool to design the worst pun-based fantasy sports league avatar of all time

So Young Chicago Pope was basically Matt Skiba if he never touched alcohol. How many Fireside Bowl shows did he go to

Gone down a rabbit hole of watching old ITN war journalism footage. This is the English defense secretary during the Falklands war in 1982. Pretty crazy to think that just a year later, he would grow his hair back and start singing for the Smiths

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

The funniest possible outcome of all this is that a complete failure of a pointless war leads to a revolution in green energy adoption

I’m gonna be real honest with you all: the ncaa should be disbanded for letting Michigan win anything

I rest my fucking case

Nobody officiating this game has any idea what is or is not a jump ball

The way Demery has been officiated for the last three games is making me actively lose my mind

Cadeau is allowed to shove people in the back and get away with flopping apparently.

If the 2025-26 Indiana Pacers played a game in Lucas Oil Stadium they might literally score zero points

I do not understand how shoving a guy with follow through is somehow less of an infraction than boxing out the wrong way

Can we let UConn shoot on the other hoop because jesus christ

If you do not give Tarris Reed paint touches while the tall Spanish oaf is not in the game you do not deserve to win this game

Second time in five halves that Demery has been called for a foul for... getting fouled

The world cup is going to be a world historical shitshow, isn't it

Maybe at some point in the final four UConn will get a call that goes their way. Anything's possible!

Very ready to stop hearing these Google ads yelling at you about how you should use AI

What part of Pennsylvania is Boston in

One of the least self-aware intellectual property decisions of all time

Imagining its J.D. Vance and everyone getting really mad

My laptop clock was two minutes ahead of my phone, and I just corrected it. I have given myself time back in the way that people ending Zoom meetings early could only dream of. I am mad with power.

Repeat after me today: "I may feel like a failure, but I am DEFINITELY not an 'Italy missing a third straight world cup' level failure."

We should let a vocal minority of Cajuns decide who gets to be American Airlines CEO while we're at it, why not.