Anyhoo, here’s a fun view of my fun bags on chest day

I hate deloads because I feel like everyone is looking at me lift and internally saying “that guy should be lifting more”, even though I know that probably isn’t happening.

Belly just NEEDED to poke out and say hi

Now that work and the gym are done… I can do the one thing I really want to do 😏 (**** *********).

She’s got legs

Saw Ghost not too long ago, and holy fuck I’m still thinking about how good of a show they put on. 10/10 recommend

I really need to start having a lil simple carb snackie before lifting

Erase me, daddy.

Need bigger legs to hold more cats

I’m telling you, I’m gay because of The Mummy. It just makes sense.

Consider this:

Got accused of being a fake profile on an app… does that mean I’ve peaked?!

I feel like I haven’t stopped running around at work since I got here this morning. I need a lil nappynap

Catching up on posts I’ve missed the last couple weeks and wow y’all got big af 🥹😮‍💨

Took frog and toad with me to get through leg day today

Been on a little menty health break. Idk if it’s helping

I’m so fucking sick of this country, and it’s bullshit. FUCK ALL OF THEM, AND ANYONE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM.

I haven’t been to the gym in three days, and it feels like it’s been a month. I need to find the peer-reviewed publication that explains that to me because wtf

delete the footage 🎥

damn my kink really is just when you’re nice

We survived the first day of spring semester 😮‍💨 and I only had two students email and tell me they wouldn’t be in class on the first day

Squeeze it 😜

Unprecedented Shitshow America 🇺🇸

Feeling very big and beefy today, so that’s a nice change

Why do cat cows make me feel like such a slut

There are so many hot men in the gym right now, and I can’t decide where to look. My head is on a constant swivel like Strange looking through futures

Remember to exercise patience going to the gym this next month. It will be busy, and people have a hard enough time committing… don’t be the reason someone stops trying to better themselves. We’re all in this together

Last lift of the year. Here’s to becoming what I view as an absolute unit in 2026.

Millennial gay men don’t need therapy anymore - they have Heated Rivalry

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from me and my pajama pants

merry chestmas!

thursday at midnight you will find me alone in front of a tv sobbing non stop for an hour.

Heated Rivalry has ruined me. I DON’T KNOW WHO I WAS BEFORE. If you need me, I’ll be watching deep cut edits and interviews for the next three weeks.

Bathroom flexes

I’d love to play board games but also maybe not see another person for three months.

Gym crush is doing kettle bell stuff next to me and is heavily grunting which is kinda making me feral and I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

Not me alternating between versions of “All the Things She Said” over and over at the gym after absolutely BINGING the fuck out of Heated Rivalry

Wake up babes, we’re doing pull day today

I did the thing!

hear me out…next year: bloomfies secret santa

Imagine how powerful I would be if I were hairy, bearded, and any amount of melanated.

Incapable of going to the gym without snapping a pic after

My adhd is out of control today. Apologies for serial likes and DMs.

Kinda want to give rugby a shot 🤔

I should have put this on a shirt as well 😂😂😂😂

Winter break begins now, and I will be doing fuck all except lifting, eating, and sleeping for the foreseeable future 🫦

Commencement day! Feels a little anticlimactic tbh 🥲

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