New program is finally starting to click!

Once this bicep tendinitis goes away I’m gonna be BACK (and biceps)

Biceptember???

Full of Women’s Wrongs this mystery thriller is definitely in the Girl Boss but Crime genre but it’s still a lot of fun and a really quick read

The best way to enjoy this book is to read a chapter a night until you’re done. Don’t expect a plot, just soak up the planetarium-esque space-loving vibes

Do you have any advice for shaking things up when you’re in a gym rut?

I’m not sure what a Man-at-Arms is and at this point it’s too late to ask

Feeling lumpy and bumpy

This seat is taken

If you’re NOT seeing PROGRESS in the GYM it’s because you’re NOT being SILLY enough

It’s forehead day!

Gonna get breast implants filled with Diet Coke so that the boys can nurse it straight from the source

I’m going to free the WOMAN trapped inside The Bean

Such a wholesome and contemplative story that’s written in just about the easiest to follow language, feels familiar in the most comforting way

Here in Gran Canaria.

Kinda need to go into the woods and move a boulder before this job interview

Dive bar bathroom hates to see me coming

Last night was a movie

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At least I got 0 buttons buttoned

They got me girl!

How did no one mention that there is a corn sweat season in Chicago???

I’m doing 820 lbs for reps on the leg press but I still can’t move my cat while she’s sitting on my lap

Met a fan

SUCH a good book, highly recommend this over the author’s other book

Such a fun and not at all depressing book to read on the treadmill

Hating the main character is absolutely part of the experience but the world in which we eat each other is the real star here

A bird could raise a loving family in my hair

It’s a tough call. They’re so different.

I think I injured my glute after an amazing leg day yesterday so if anyone has any glute light cardio they recommend, I’d love to know!

It’s blurry time

Can you spot me?

Somebody tell my friend to get better lighting in their bathroom

First pride in my new home was a major success!

Tan lines are IN

Leg Day Costars

I’m so happy to be back in the gym lifting! It was nice to take a break but now I’m excited to throw everything I’ve got back into it and level up again and again!

I’m sure I’m forgetting something major

If I don’t get decongested in the next 24 hrs I will simply remove my sinuses from my body

I forgot to be sexy on this app too

Bathroom upgrade

I love this bathroom

From an XS to a L

Clap if you love leg

Sunday. Funday.

A pic of me and a pic of Sophie, that’s balance