I got given someone's old German Harry Potter book, and I'm enjoying turning each page into a print of a cat licking its own arse. Considering selling these and donating everything to trans healthcare ventures for poetic justice...

If you’ve missed all the buzz, let me catch you up: Happy Book Birthday + 1 Day to the excellent new Luna Novella 2026! 🥳 Go off planet with @aknighton.bsky.social , or explore the dark corners of a gothic city with @lyndseycroal.bsky.social ! Order now! www.lunapresspublishing.com/lunanovella

Guys, I think we've hit peak diplomacy

I think a big thrust of a lot of my feminist work has been "Not to upturn standpoint epistemology or anything, but could y'all recognize that even marginalized perspectives will have a plurality of opinions?" "And then, get better at recognizing the conservative bullshit instead of parroting it?"

Behold the ancient texts!! (Forgive me, for I have printed once more.)

I don't know why but it's really yellow outside

I started learning Tunisia crochet this year and behold: my first project, nestled among the other cushions doing its best to fit in

Getting to that existential point in January where I can't work out what else there is other than spend money, (hopefully) earn money, die

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

As I'm sure you're aware, the fifth of January is the day of the Schnabelperchten, a creature of Austrian folklore who will check your house for cleanliness. If they decide you haven't done a good enough job, they'll slit open your belly and fill it with straw. Happy New Year..!

I forgot that Younger was such a fun parody of the publishing industry

My Swiss mum seems unable to understand that not everyone speaks French. She put on a film in French (which my sister's boyfriend doesn't speak) and assured us it has subtitles. They are in French. She's taking a while to understand why this isn't a solution. She keeps saying "but he can read?"

My parents have a dishwasher that they have never used in the 25+ years they've lived in my childhood home, and I've just now noticed that the brand name is Lady Plus. "Ah yes, an automated lady to do our dishes"

I guess we have a spinning wheel now... @ceciliabennett.bsky.social and I are planning many yarn making and recycling adventures 👀✨️🧵 Pippin too, apparently

icebergs seem kinda made up

I've not said much (anything) on here about the Unbound/Boundless debacle - so many had it much worse after all - but I've been out of work since it collapsed and I would so love the opportunity to edit and bring cool books to the table again. In a company that pays authors and delivers books.

Can confirm: Willow is a lovely person that does not deserve this (not that anyone does), also her book slaps and I accidentally ghosted her for a poetry event because my workplace decided to implode and I got overwhelmed, so I feel especially bad for her

We're all set up at the HalloZine fair at National Library Scotland, @ceciliabennett.bsky.social and I here today till 4pm! Pop by if you're in Edinburgh- we have Zines, art, and boooooks ✨️🐈‍⬛️👻

Attention zine fans! I'm doing the final bit of organising with @lyndseycroal.bsky.social to prepare for Hallowzine at the NLS from 11-4 on Sunday! Featuring this lovely story by Lyndsey, illustrated by me!

Edinburgh pals, I'm running a free haunted generative writing workshop at the HalloZine fair on Saturday 18th October (where I'll also be tabling with @ceciliabennett.bsky.social and some seasonal zines!) There are a few tickets left here: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/a-haunted-...

That "give me an LLM trained only on my own work so it can generate bespoke ideas for ME" idea baffles me. Part of being creative is evolving abd growing out of past versions of your creative self. Themes that interested me at 20 don't move me now. I wouldn't want them calcified in a data set

everyone keeps saying my dryer ball holder is breasting boobily

I'm on the Smurf train now, baby

Looks like a Dorley girl has joined the M&S product development team @badambulist.bsky.social

It would be nice for my family to see me as someone who's successful and happy rather than the one with a string of catastrophically wild stories. They claim I signed up for this when I chose a career in publishing, but, like, it can't all be like this, right?!

Ok, ok hear me out: what if Yorgos Lanthimos directed a movie adaptation of The Book of Margery Kempe???

Saw this and thought of you @badambulist.bsky.social

This iconic little fact just popped up in a list I was reading of trans contributors to video games

Happy Glorious 25th of May! Truth, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love and a Hard-Boiled egg etc.

Ah yes, the common stress responses: fight, flight, freeze, faun, and 🐸 frogs 🐸

This is doubly insane because recently they all went fucking bananas over a trans mum who breastfed. They will watch us ache to be mothers and they will deny us the chance or they will try to rip our children from our arms and then they will cry, these fake women, if they were real, would be mothers

Fascism likes to come up with talking points and debates so it can manipulate discourse in its favour, and we need to take a good hard look at the direction we're heading in. These people are not arguing in good faith and cis allies need to understand this if we want to see change.

Filed under: helpful notes I leave myself in the middle of the night 💁‍♀️

Royal College of Saint Almsworth's admin team: "Why is Dorley Hall considered part of our campus when we don't put any money into it?" The Dorley Girl who's infiltrated management: "Dorley Hall is mysterious and important. It's not for us to question."

@mhairiblack.bsky.social I saw Politics Isn't For Me and it's been rattling around my brain since. It was so good and eye-opening! Are you writing/would you write a book? I'm an acquiring editor so would love to chat if appropriate... 👀

I've been trying my hand at Mokulito printing this weekend, turning drawn and carved into pieces of plywood into lovely prints!

Are you a folklore enthusiast looking for your next read? Do you enjoy nautical horrors and nature being weird? 👀 Dark Crescent comes out in just 2 months, dark seasonal tales inspired by Scottish folklore...! With a beautiful cover by @jennicoutts.bsky.social✨ 🌙🌊 www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...

THE ENTIRETY OF DORLEY HALL EXCEPT CHRISTINE:

Leicestershire is such a charming place!

Transition goals

love the idea that librarians across the country are all bewildered by why people keep asking about dorley

In honour of the Year of the Snake! It's Medusa's time to shine 🌟🐍

Dorley in a nutshell

What?! Why did nobody tell me that Sims 2, the best version of the Sims to ever exist, has been released?!! Downloading as we speak, see you when I emerge in 8-10 business months, after which I'll understand all needs and interactions as little progress bars that need to be kept green✨

The bird thinks of the egg, but how often does the egg think of the bird? 🤔 (Lino inspired by sparrows near my mum's house)

Enquiring minds must know! 🤷‍♀️

Some people believe trans women are overrepresented in literature. This is a statistical error. The average book contains 0 trans women. Welcome to Dorley Hall by Alyson "Egg-Cracker" Greaves, which is accumulating trans women exponentially is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Ok but what's the point of a doomsday clock if nobody reacts to it?