I actually love this thing. Vehicles should be platforms.

Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows

what i love about AI is that engineers finally get to paint all their bike sheds different colors and test them in the marketplace of ideas by burning down the rainforest

@niedermeyer.online r/wallstreetbets aesthetic is great today

I want one of these so badly

Siri, how can I not be mad about what's happening with computers...?

Hi, I'm Ken. I impulse-buy domain names. I should probably sell some of them: - gastown.ai - apilint.com - civicapi.com - macroscale.io - opsfox.com - timelydb.com

The existence of Anne Hathaway implies the existence of Anne Fullway

hi, Boeing expert here! this is not funny, the 787 only does this when it is in extreme distress

This proton traveled four billion years to intersect with the M3 processor in my MacBook Pro. Moving at the speed of light, it struck the silicon wafer – changing a single bit from a zero to a one. My microphone unmutes just in time for the whole company to hear me flush.

Development pace: Gentle [===========[]=] Grueling

Oh what the fuck

ran a 100 horse tournament to test multithreading and then watched the top 8 run a race that usually takes 30+ seconds

One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?

BlueSky I need your help: What are your favorite examples of user interfaces you'd refer to as "cozy"...? 🌿

nice 😎

website that picks the Rothko closest to how the weather feels in your location (by Joonas Virtanen) rothko.joonas.wtf

the identity mushroom is a mushroom that, when consumed, has zero effects whatsoever

sneak peek at Glasgow revD0 designed by Elen Eisendle / Fully Automated!

give me the foam, doc

I've been pushing myself really hard to hit a deadline and my sweet friends left me a container of hot broth on my doorstep 😭

im breeding horses now

NORMALIZE 👏 PUTTING 👏DOORS 👏 INSIDE 👏 DOORS

Air to Ground Message: ROSES ARE RED EUGENE WAS GRAY I DISLIKE AM TRIPS HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY Area: Portland, OR, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a09da68030e F: #fb7ec31a1a4

1. AirPods case should use an accelerometer to detect free fall and temporarily engage a locking mechanism (i.e. electromagnet) until stationary. 2. There should be a configuration option that causes it to make the FindMy sound until you pick it up off the ground.

finally, a third space for my cursor

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

I guess that's one way for @mayorkwilson.bsky.social to end his political career...?

Exactly what I was saying the other day. Gonna get real weird.

This is lovely. youraislopbores.me

Yes. The pseudoscience never stays in a box, medieval peasant brain is never contained. You can’t let this shit in the tent. We did the ‘well they’re not like *right*, but the people they’re angry at *are* bad, so what’s *really* the harm…” with woo-woo shit and it contributed to HHS Sec. RFK Jr.

AI encourages and accelerates reduction of entropy, reversion to the mean, etc. Therefore, I have resolved to become increasingly chaotic.

folks at work were excited about Opus 4.7

A custom PAM module that uses an LLM to pose a complex riddle that you must solve in order to sign into your machine

If I could have one superpower, it would be making close friends as an adult.

It would be a bummer if we were betting our entire economy on this uptime

there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work

Hate it when I accidentally end up at Pirates of the Caribbean when I actually meant to go to Pirates of the Caribbean

Hey look! One of my predictions from a few years ago came true – ethics donors for AI: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

My friend @kriskowal.com just released Yay! In his words, it's "more than JSON, less than YAML, and better for it" – and exactly what I'm looking for. kriskowal.com/yay

Faustian Bargain Basement

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

space, a famously good environment to reject waste heat into

A reminder that Twitter's "X Chat" implementation involves the client trusting the key storage server and as such it can easily be subverted. Signal does not, and can't

the world turns strange in a geomagnetic storm. fixed things slide loose. all is malleable, just a little bit, if we will it to shift in our favor. we hope and dream and pray and wish as our field is assaulted by sunstuff, bowing and shrieking, guiding heavy radiation down into the air

People talk a lot about how Miyazaki has a thing about flying and airplanes and stuff but his other thing is pretty clearly: Getting Yelled At By An Animal

Just involuntarily let out a yelp as I accidentally closed a browser window filled with tabs (my precious tabs!!!)

What's that rummaging noise in the kitchen? Oh, right. It's my ADHD partner using a fork as a comb because they forgot their comb at work (?).

Another year, another bill from the domain registrar for w-e-l-p.com