why get long covid when you can get a bunch of short covids?

viral coffee hole ☕️

I always say: never trust a man with two first names.. but turns out some of them can be trusted every once in a while

if it was really a smart toilet, it would RUN

this is why vaporwave is, contrary to popular opinion, not dead yet.

tata, little danny bongino

I love that Ethiopian barely roasted shit.... No milk or sugar. Could almost snort that shit.

evergreen post

Some gnarly black and white shots in the can thanks to the Kodak #H35 and Shanghai GP3 pushed two stops: #halfframe #shanghaigp3 #photography #filmphotography #oakland #blackandwhite

pronouncing infantile like zinfandel

'Everything destroyed' as Indonesia's Aceh grapples with disease after floods reut.rs/4oAus1X

But you’ve got to admit, it’s got a Ringo to it

vietnam was really cooking when they added condensed milk to coffee

Sunset/Moonrise over #Oakland #photography 📷

it strikes me that the opposite of fluent is affluent

Folks jumping on the “my coffee got more expensive and i bet it will stay that way because greedy companies” train might consider that it’s already an underpriced product subject to a changing climate and geopolitical shenanigans. Maybe it should have been more expensive all along. #coffeesky

I think of his whenever I want coffee at 11pm

coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit

what i’m getting from these emails (besides the utter depravity) is that even charitably speaking, these people are barely literate.

It’s because he always has a witty repost

That’s right

Happy #Caturday from Garbanzo

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Putting Miles Davis on my headphones in Riyadh so I can experience someone who knows how to properly use a horn

It truly is a labor of love getting film through airports these days.

the real irish coffee #coffeesky

We, as an industry, need a biopic of George Howell who will of course be played by Bob Odenkirk. #coffeesky

Wearing a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shirt and then never having coffee

In Indonesia, Taco Tuesday is called Chips and Selasa

mastodon’t

I regret to inform you that my milkshake brings all the boys to Riyadh

Remember how lefties used to say "abolish ICE" back in the 2010s, and got roundly scolded by the centrists for it ever since, and now events have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were 1000% on the correct side of history, but somehow they're still being scolded? Fun.

this rips 🔥

yo i heard ibuprofen causes schizophrenia

So wild that Jimmy Kimmel Live is going to be Eva Braun Live now!

Shot for shot comparison: opening scene of Wild At Heart and introduction of Elizabeth Taylor as Lola Comante in Winter Kills (1979)

Damn, if groypers are leftists I think we’ve pretty much defenestrated ourselves out of the overton window by our bootstraps

Hermeto Pascoal, bruxo da música brasileira, morre aos 89 anos www.diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/hermeto-pasc...

just checking in. we’re still talking about that asshat?? i thought the news cycle was stronger than all that..

Gargle your morning coffee for that extra caffeine kick

Ah, Florida. The appendix of the United States.

A doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.

yes, but: stay vigilant for agitprop

Shook hands with BB King

it was supposed to be a *teleportation* machine, you idiots

We’re just Barrely getting started

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.