I've been wondering why they aren't more videos of this disaster, but then I realized the reason there aren't more video is because nobody's there to take them.

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Sports take up no space in my brain. But holy hell, that's an impressive thrower of shirts.

I did not dedicate attention to politics my entire adult life to spend this much time hearing about pool maintenance in the year 2026.

this is a great illustration of one of the fundamental insights of democracy — that there is no such thing as "the people" and that majorities are elusive and ever shifting. no election, no decision, is final and treating an election as a final decision is profoundly undemocratic.

Every picture you post of your father in the 1970s makes him look like a serial killer.

Do vaccines save lives? Yep! Does antivaxx BS kill? Yep. 👇 Cervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England: study www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...

Looking forward to an entire subset of the population letting their pools turn to algae to show they're not woke.

JFC

Can I go back to not knowing who Spencer Pratt is now? Because that was annoying.

My view of the current Republican party is defined by their collective inability to grasp that counting takes time.

Folks in LA - My new act CALL NOW! will be playing June 25th at Sun Space. We sucked the music out of classic infomercials and will perform a new live score of inappropriate music live. 2 guys. Too many synths. Bad TV. Music at 8p. CALL NOW! at 9p. #losangeles #weirdmusic #infomercial #composer

This is very funny way for the whole country to find out how ruthlessly bored everyone is in Maine.

I don't like reading sentences anymore

Welp there’s no unseeing this

This Pride Month, please remember what happens when straight people put on parades.

Yeah we gotta regulate this shit immediately.

Oh, look Spencer is finally trying to be an "activist".

me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs Jeff Bezos:

t rex wants to jerk off but his arms are too short and nobody else will jerk him off 💔

It's gonna be Bret Michaels and a puppet show.

Just asking for a mutiny on the Potemkin moment.

"We're playing what? I don't know, man...fine. A gig's a gig." Morris hangs up. A knock at the door. Jerome stands in the doorway holding a mirror so Morris can see himself...really see himself. Morris dials the booking agent, combing his hair with his free hand. "Yo... change of plans..."

I think we can all agree that RFK, Jr. is long overdue for a diplomatic visit to Australia, yes?

Starting an OnlyFans where I just sit on the couch and read for 30 minutes.

ICE agents pepper-sprayed Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey.

Welsh scientists have developed a new biodegradable plastic made from seaweed that could one day replace fossil fuel-based food packaging

For chrissake, if you have any love for your life, treat yourself to a viewing of I Love Boosters. Boots Riley is Almodovar, Spike Lee, Daniel Kwan/Scheinert, Jodorowsky, and Cronenberg while also being very much himself.

Am I the only one who noticed Trump skipped his son's wedding in the Bahamas at the same time he's threatening regime change on the country next door?

Every time Dr. Oz or RFK Jr. tell us we need to make more babies.

In Los Angeles, you get judicial elections where a candidate is listed as "Attorney/Experimental Filmmaker".

My favorite news story of the day is the US and Israel trying to install a power hungry bloviator who vocally hates them both into Irani leadership and him saying no because he doesn't feel like it.

“.. We spotted nine Polymarket accounts .. who made collectively $2.4 million betting almost exclusively on U.S. Military operations. .. “.. Now, here is the crazy part. 98% win rates.” @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/media/news/6...

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I have long believed that effective comedies and horror movies speak to the same current anxieties. It's not surprising that several of the best recent horror movies have been made by directors coming out of sketch comedy.

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WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."

the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history

We need to create a term for "wishful journalism".

Stop calling Spencer Pratt a "former reality TV star". He's "a guy who couldn't afford homeowners insurance because he spent all his money on healing crystals".

NO FUN! NOT WORTH IT!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

I mean, I don't even think they'd ask for ID at the secret restaurants these guys go to to eat children.

I don't think any of us are mentally prepared for Erika Kirk transitioning from her Rhythm Nation era to her self-titled LP Rolling Stone cover era.

"We're not going to win because we're hateful idiots with no good ideas" isn't an emergency, Cletus.

I think one of the silliest tricks of politicking in my lifetime will have been convincing people that burning oil was somehow an action of partisan pride.

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I'm looking through my gubernatorial election mailer. As batshit as the political landscape is these days, we Californians can always count on antisemitic mystery man Don J. Grundmann to be more batshit than anyone else.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen