i don't know who needs these (it's not me) but they are on clearance at LOFT with free shipping (no minimum)

was going to make a joke about how the 80s american girl would definitely have watched the challenger disaster in school but i’ll be darned

okay level with me how long do these fuckin things last

or DID he

I'm in the waiting room at my allergist's office and while i appreciate dads stepping up and taking their kids to doctor appointments ("parenting"), it's odd that every one has had to call his wife for insurance information or something

but these are my emotional support open tabs

hey just checking—are you holding elected office right now or did you lose your senate campaign. just wondering what you mean by “our”

once again experiencing new york political circumstances envy

elf

just say you’re republican this is taking forever

all fun and games until somebody's khakis or flag capes get caught in the teeth

Yelling at my mayor to do better is 1) not asking for perfection 2) not the road to fascism 3) a sign I actually believe in him because asking someone to do better means you believe they can and will For the love of god the only people who say “don’t criticize your politicians” ARE the fascists

wtf

it's not much but i'll take some comfort in the fact that no matter how much money he has he will always be miserable

nothing but respect for my president

this is such a common refrain among the conservative bitch baby faction -- do a bunch of really heinous terrible stuff, get called out, and then go "you know, you're the bad guy for not being polite in response to me being absolutely fucking evil"

hmm seems bad

is there a progressive voter guide that includes judges

happy birthday gays, i 💖 u 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

no next question

t rex wants to jerk off but his arms are too short and nobody else will jerk him off 💔

If you actually support single payer, private health insurance companies don't max out to your campaign.

jesus christ

okay so question, what continent is arendelle on

toddlers are fun and cool and yes they're annoying sometimes but so is everyone

(this is only groundbreaking if you are a baby boomer) don't hit your kids

-reassuring to whom -no it wasn’t -were you born in 2014

britta meme format ass dudes

If this was a blind ballot and you only saw a campaign's backers, which side would you pick? But this isn't a hypothetical. On the left are Xavier Becerra's backers. Tom Steyer's endorsements on the right.

are we that worried about spencer pratt

This film ends with a warning about global warming and sea level rise. But in the 1950s, they didn’t know why it was happening, which must’ve been really scary. We now know it’s due to our burning of fossil fuels. The fact that we don’t stop it is very stupid.

bud you can track litter everywhere or you can get mad at me for vacuuming, pick one

to be fair, he is specifically referring to the fires and the city’s response (he, like many people, lost his home/everything) THAT BEING SAID — 1. there are problems 2. spencer pratt is NOT the solution

in Frozen 2 Elsa the Gray dies and comes back as Elsa the White so I assume Frozen 3 will feature the siege of Minas Tirith

what did lauren sanchez’s face look like before

okay, bye bye xavier hope we never have to hear about you again

gastric distress lasagne

this used to be a real country

Seven years on, and the Southwest Museum is no closer to reopening. Imagine what this shining castle on the hill could be for Northeast Los Angeles! esotouric.com/southwestmus...

"That's pretty silly" has become a really important phrase in a household with a two year old who hears and repeats everything

why am i hearing about hasan piker so much. is he a senator or something? or is he some guy talking. there are a lot of guys just talking why are they so focused on this one

fluouourescent

just look. look at what they took from us (pea soup andersen’s)

buying old flipped apartment buildings, restoring them to their historic grandeur, and giving them back to whoever was living in them without raising the rent or LED lights that look like incandescents

love it when they wear their little funfetti uniforms

i know there are real actual things to be upset about but can i be mad that now that i have a daughter there’s not an american girl store at the grove anymore, i would like to take that as a personal affront

this year i will turn the age my too-old boyfriend was when we first met. should i celebrate by wasting somebody's twenties

this is about los angeles but it's also about every city (that people want to go to)