happy for NY and SO JEALOUS. half of our city council's been indicted/jailed for corruption and at no point was anyone in a position of power like "hey now that we know about all these bribes should we revisit how that may have colored all their actions in office"

merry hissmas and happy mew year

does everything need a Wrapped

what do you MEAN the actual gary coleman was never in avenue q. why am i just now learning this

you ever tried explaining an advent calendar to a toddler

my favorite time of year is upon us: when i get mad at michael buble all over again for "santa buddy" IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK SANTA DON'T YOU COME WITHIN A THOUSAND FEET OF ANYTHING EARTHA KITT HAS EVER TOUCHED DO YOU HEAR ME

just saw a woman in larchmont wearing a millennial labubu (tamagotch)

have they considered selling food that doesn’t taste like sand

love when i make an appointment with a mental health professional and then they don't show up, very good for my mental health =)

respectfully. what the fuck

...does the waiter work at a restaurant that's taking away everyone's healthcare, attacking trans people, and doing fascism? why am I eating there? do the waiters have to work there? what is anyone talking about anymore "you can't tell senators' employees they work for a bad person. that's yelling"

on this the occasion of my daughter’s second birthday i would like to share some of my favorite ways she pronounces things. please adjust your lexicons accordingly

we're doing it girls, we're bringing back denim shorts + opaque black tights + combat boots idc

blessed to have a toddler in the time of ms rachel, cursed to have a toddler in the time of blippi

don't forget to text your mom today

first of all OH MY GOD secondly dodgers reject white house invite (if it is extended) challenge

boba chett

also jays, heads up if you win and get invited to the white house it could be a trap, look at all the shit he’s pulled with canada, who would stop him from detaining their baseball team

look at it this way, if they don’t win they won’t go to the white house to take pictures with trump (again)

if you die in the world series you die in real life

is dave roberts treinen to see how bad we can lose

i guess if the test is "does he smell like a nazi" then sure

well the good news is we’re only about a 1/3 of the way into the game

your parents' cousins kids are your cousins. if your family calls each other "first cousin twice removed" or whatever something's off. normal people do not know what "once removed" means

oh my god

middle age means when the dodgers give you a tummy ache you get heartburn too as a little treat

oh yeah? could a depressed person do THIS*? *eat trader joe's brand pirates booty as a meal, again

The entire "free speech on campus" moral panic was manufactured to blackmail us into making space in intellectual life for bigots and charlatans who couldn't get there on their own merits. Its a DEI scheme for fascism. Congratulations to everyone who took it at face value.

sorry i'm posting about the dodgers game so long after the dodgers game, i was busy being at the dodgers game watching base ball and not posting. I love baseball (today)

this is like the 4th pro-billionaire / anti-people thing he's done this week alone, has anyone put together like, a thread of articles about all the ways he sucks shit and does not care about you, so we can just have them handy to send to out of state democrat relatives who like him

my shark navigator just broke again and i think it's time to suck it up and get a dyson (pun intended but regretted)

lady gaga

base ball please am i not stressed enough

Wow I guess he really is the progressive hero all those dipshits said he was when they tried ramming him down our throats

you couldn't make the ass pennies sketch now, because of woke. and apple pay

me n who

i think a really funny group costume would be ms. rachel. moms, dads, kids — no blippis or elsas or whatever, just like 15 ms rachels

for i think obvious reasons i need to find the grizwold one

the headline makes this seem really bleak but reading the article it looks like they're just...lying lol deadline.com/2025/09/tale...

don't worry hakeem jeffries is on it

this motherfucker

if i were to guess how someone got the nickname Big Dumper baseball would not crack the top 20

do you think astronauts listen to "i don't want to live on the moon" when they're up there. just fuckin cry it out on the space station

incredible what we can accomplish all together on behalf of jimmy kimmel. now let’s do that for all of this

so glad laura ingram has weighed in on who are the good guys and bad guys here

base ball