So I see 'ol Orange Face is destroying the economy again today so his rich buddies can buy stuff up at bargain prices again. They'll be bragging about their fresh billions next week.

We just saw this, and it’s a good idea for businesses to post. Private businesses are allowed to set dress and conduct rules. Requiring no full face coverings has long been standard for safety and loss prevention reasons, and it is within a business’s rights to refuse entry or service.

As you already well know by now, it's all lies. Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie. All of it. Every time.

You're paying for this. Trump's Big Ugly Bill gave BILLIONS to ICE and giant corporations—using money meant to lower your health care costs. Instead of helping your mom get cancer treatment, your tax dollars are being used to terrorize communities.

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

I think that ICE agent had internal bleating because he's a damn sheep.

Someone didn't like my new joke. I think I have internal bleeding.

So is the "no participation trophies" crowd crowing about his used, second-hand peace prize?

The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar. “There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren. www.semafor.com/article/01/1...

Today, it’s not your vote that determines whether the government brutalizes you or sends officers to your door. It’s your neighbors’ vote. If you’re ok with this happening to Minnesotans, don’t get comfortable. You won’t be exempt for long. In the end, a lawless administration comes for everyone.

We're going to need to go break down SCOTUS's door.

And don't forget "Jesus". For all those wearing a tshirt of white Jesus riding a bald eagle l, trailing a flag, and swilling a Miller Light.

New slogan: It's the evening news. You're going to need a drink.

Joe Biden may have stuttered, but he never did this.

I keep thinking about this joke I heard Tom Rhodes do years ago. "Everybody says 'Support the troops'. I mean, I suppose SOME of the troops. Some of them are assholes."

Just in case anyone has doubts about Trump's plans for the midterms, he now openly admits that he wishes he had order troops to seize all voting machines in 2020. With no one in the White House, Pentagon, or DOJ to stop him, he'll do it this time--unless Congress stops him first.

BERNANKE/YELLEN/GREENSPAN JOINT STATEMENT: “.. this is how monetary policy is made in emerging markets ..” (via @apnews.com)

BREAKING Fed Chair Jerome Powell says he’s under federal investigation. The Fed chair says subpoenas and the threat of criminal charges are retaliation for refusing to set interest rates according to the president’s wishes. Story: bit.ly/4aOOWAV

"Why are you being divisive?" says guy sending armed gunmen after you.

San Francisco’s Ocean Beach!

It’s not about keeping us safe from criminals. This is ethnic cleansing.

Timeline cleanse.

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing

"Their goal is to release a compromise bill next week before the Senate goes on recess the week of Jan. 19 for Martin Luther King Jr. Day." A week off for a guy more than half of them don't even respect? These ******s get more days off the elementary school kids. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Border Patrol shoots a man and woman in Portland, OR. abcnews.go.com/US/2-shot-fe...

Border Patrol shoots a man and woman in Portland, OR. abcnews.go.com/US/2-shot-fe...

This good to hear. Still not using their service though.

🚨 The White House is now actively covering up a murder.

When we write a new constitution after this is all over, what's say we just skip from 1 to 3 in the amendments? Because the 2nd one has proven to be useless.

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

It’s five years to the day since Donald Trump’s followers attempted to violently overthrow the democratically elected U.S Government following his repeated false claims that the election had been stolen. If there was any justice Trump would be in prison, not the White House.

I've been saying this all along. New articles of impeachment regularly. They'll never run out of charges. Put him on the back foot and change his focus.

We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.

Shitty. Grow some balls like your franchisee, @hiltonhotels.bsky.social

If the DEA had killed 80 innocent Americans in the course of apprehending one drug dealer, there would be riots. But we are so ghoulishly indifferent to the lives and humanity of people abroad that it's barely even part of the conversation.

Chris Murphy: "At some level he's winning tonight because clearly part of his intent here was to distract the American people -- you and I -- from what's happening here at home. You have 20 million families who are getting massive increases in their healthcare premiums. People will die."

What do you want to bet that they put a woman in charge because they thought they could control her more?

We could have had nice things.

Polymarket had a wager as to whether Eleven would get killed off in the last episode of #strangerthings To see all those faces fall when Mike tells the story at the end...

We got a fake Xmas tree a couple years ago. So it's nice not to have to dump a nice tree in the gutter for the garbage man to pick up. Instead we put ours in this creepy body bag every year.

Who agrees? ✋

I guess if you're going to buy a piece of shit you may as well paint like something that came out of a diaper.

Can we make tomorrow Beat Boxing Day?

Let's do it.

Ditto on this. But sub in Kirk Hammett and Slash.

We don't have kids, but our robot vacuum barged into the bedroom this morning on his regular schedule while we were still sleeping. So I get it, parents.

I found the concept art for the new Trump-class battleships.

I don't know what he's worried about. He won't even hear about it when it happens.

You know who took letters of marque to become privateers? Pirates. And only temporarily until they just became pirates again.

So I see they spat in our face again today.