Not even trying to make us think they care about us anymore.

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We should have a real Healthcare system and if the government wants a war, they should have to put up a GoFundMe for it.

Seems like we might need all these ICE detention centers in the near future to hold a ridiculous amount of pedophiles.

You know... Just like Churchill would have said.

"Shield of Americas" sounds like a Redbox Marvel knockoff movie.

At this point let's just Armagettitoverwith.

And yet, they still come to comedy shows sometimes.

Anyone who bought into the lie that Trump ever gave a shit about peace or that he was the "no more wars" candidate is a gullible moron who should never be taken seriously again.

Biden had already negotiated Iran's nuke policy. Trump canceled it so he could kill some people while covering up that he raped people.

Also, I rather do this than sit through the 2-hour lie-fest of the SOTU tonight.

This feels like Idiocracy didn't go far enough.

Not to sound all slippery slope-y, but if they can take citizenship away from people who are citizens, then they can take it from anyone regardless of where they're born.

Start taking assets from this criminal….

He wants all your money and then he wants you dead so you can't take it back.

Florida wants your children to die.

Breaking: All the stuff you figured was happening is actually happen.

We've all got a few actors that make us say, "I don't care what it's about. If they're in it, I'll watch it." Catherine O'Hara was one of those for me since childhood.

If thoughts and prayers worked, he'd be dead by now.

There's something rotten in Milan. www.bbc.com/news/article... "... ICE agents would be deployed in Italy to protect US Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio." That's what Secret Sevice is for. They're just testing if they can get their secret thugs into another country.

Exactly. If this is what their long term guys act like it's amazing more people aren't dead.

Abolish isn't even strong enough now. Imprison ICE.

Saw Chinese Repuplicans signing up other Chinese people on a voter ID pitch at a farmers market this morning. They've either forgotten WWII or think that the average white racist cares which version of Asian they are or care whether they're here legally or not. Unbelievable short sightedness.

They're not "agents". They're not "officers". They're brainless savages who know that they've lost the game of life and blame everyone but themselves.

Tha is for the shout-out, Marin Independent Journal! www.marinij.com/2026/01/21/5... I'm actually performing on both the comedy shows on this list. :)

Isn't it amazing how Becca Good has been able to mourn her wife's murder without doing a flashy speaking tour? I mean, not a single pyrotechnic.

Stop what you’re doing and read this whistleblower report. ICE has been training its agents that they don’t need a judicial warrant to break down your door - a blatant violation of the 4th Amendment. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

So I see 'ol Orange Face is destroying the economy again today so his rich buddies can buy stuff up at bargain prices again. They'll be bragging about their fresh billions next week.

We just saw this, and it’s a good idea for businesses to post. Private businesses are allowed to set dress and conduct rules. Requiring no full face coverings has long been standard for safety and loss prevention reasons, and it is within a business’s rights to refuse entry or service.

As you already well know by now, it's all lies. Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie. All of it. Every time.

You're paying for this. Trump's Big Ugly Bill gave BILLIONS to ICE and giant corporations—using money meant to lower your health care costs. Instead of helping your mom get cancer treatment, your tax dollars are being used to terrorize communities.

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

I think that ICE agent had internal bleating because he's a damn sheep.

Someone didn't like my new joke. I think I have internal bleeding.

So is the "no participation trophies" crowd crowing about his used, second-hand peace prize?

The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar. “There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren. www.semafor.com/article/01/1...

Today, it’s not your vote that determines whether the government brutalizes you or sends officers to your door. It’s your neighbors’ vote. If you’re ok with this happening to Minnesotans, don’t get comfortable. You won’t be exempt for long. In the end, a lawless administration comes for everyone.

We're going to need to go break down SCOTUS's door.

And don't forget "Jesus". For all those wearing a tshirt of white Jesus riding a bald eagle l, trailing a flag, and swilling a Miller Light.

New slogan: It's the evening news. You're going to need a drink.

Joe Biden may have stuttered, but he never did this.

I keep thinking about this joke I heard Tom Rhodes do years ago. "Everybody says 'Support the troops'. I mean, I suppose SOME of the troops. Some of them are assholes."

Just in case anyone has doubts about Trump's plans for the midterms, he now openly admits that he wishes he had order troops to seize all voting machines in 2020. With no one in the White House, Pentagon, or DOJ to stop him, he'll do it this time--unless Congress stops him first.

BERNANKE/YELLEN/GREENSPAN JOINT STATEMENT: “.. this is how monetary policy is made in emerging markets ..” (via @apnews.com)

BREAKING Fed Chair Jerome Powell says he’s under federal investigation. The Fed chair says subpoenas and the threat of criminal charges are retaliation for refusing to set interest rates according to the president’s wishes. Story: bit.ly/4aOOWAV

"Why are you being divisive?" says guy sending armed gunmen after you.

San Francisco’s Ocean Beach!

It’s not about keeping us safe from criminals. This is ethnic cleansing.

Timeline cleanse.

It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers. Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing