For the tl:dr crowd, yes, I ranked them: 1) Hamnet 2) Sentimental Value 3) Sinners 4) The Secret Agent 5) Marty Supreme 6) Bugonia 7) Train Dreams 8) Frankenstein 9) One Battle After Another 10) F1

Because I'll be damned if I'm gonna watch that much material and not try to spin content out of it, behold, my thoughts on all 10 Best Picture Oscar nominees: slipjig3.dreamwidth.org/872918.html #questionsnobodyasked

Writing my erotic Flannery O’Connor fanfic, “A Hard Man Is Good to Find”

Also my presumptive burlesque number. youtu.be/5gImMeKPdHo

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19…

Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures

an old crow cartoon for you all

The grocery store this morning was a cavalcade of 20-something dudes milling about while clutching cheap bouquets and heart-shaped candy boxes, reeking of Camel Lights smoke and looking vaguely annoyed

Age verification? I remember when they added the blue diamonds to Lucky Charms.

I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do with my Harry Potter books, because just dumping them in a little free library felt wrong. So I mailed them to this artist who was turning them into portraits of murdered trans women www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...

*slaps forehead* you can fit so much anxiety in this baby

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars" "Dr Who", or "Transformers"

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

Groundhog Day playlist is always Dolly Parton's "Here You Come Again" played 9 times and then "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With A Pict". youtu.be/cYfxdFZkM5Y?...

make some bad art today. or do the prep work for bad art. get into the process for some bad art. you never know, it might be good

“Darling, have we any xerographic copy paper? I need to duplicate this morning’s rotogravure before hopping on my velocipede for the haberdashers’ convivium”

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains. Yeah, going four as well because, I mean, y’know.

QotD #2: "it's like Netflix and chill, only it's Wendy's and dissociate"

QotD #1: "Good morrow, shopkeep! I wish to procure a ceramic pile of lemons!"

This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.

*strolls into crowded store with a bullhorn* *bellows “HEY SIRI, PLAY ‘LAST CHRISTMAS”* *strolls out*

Note to self: make sure the Zoom meeting is just our core team before going in with “Hi, it’s me, your loyal homunculus, Narcolepto-Boy”

Did you know that if you plug a USB-C cable into a USB-A port, it doesn’t work? Follow for more tech tips! (In completely and in every way unrelated news, my monitor works now.)

repost with an iconic fictional band

At long last, it's here: A Cinematic Time Capsule. 150 years of film history in 6 minutes. 1,702 films. (Ye gods, do I need a nap.) Enjoy, and by all means share! youtu.be/4-EG-H-o940

*pssst!* Hey. I made something. It took four months to complete. Video drops tomorrow. I can't wait to show you.

"You go on ahead, I trust you." "You do? Why?" "...let me rephrase: my distrust does not outweigh my need to be in pajamas right now."

Of all the sentences I thought I’d say this year, “My uncle Tommy knows the Pope” was not on the bingo card.

Spoken while sober: "I hope I never get bunions because I would definitely complain about them and then I'd be an old guy who complains his bunions."

William Atherton is the William Zabka of Paul Gleasons.

Me: I mean, you don’t see ME using puzzles to avoid existential dread Her:

What percentage of QR codes in the world would you say are Rickrolls?

I was vaguely aware that there was a Rutles tribute album. I was not aware that it included Daniel Johnston, Shonen Knife, King Missile, Bongwater, Galaxy 500, Syd Straw, and Penn Jillette's band Bongos Bass & Bob. And that's the MAINSTREAM portion. Weird as balls. open.spotify.com/album/6WxbDx...

I'm awake, for very small values of awake

New... Charlie the Unicorn? What fucking year is this? youtu.be/-x0d7LHbWak?...

More ghosts of tweets past: Chef invents a new dish: “Here’s my recipe for Cedar-Grilled Pork Loin with Habañero Papaya Chutney.” Bartender invents a new drink: “Here’s my recipe for the Bavarian Paratrooper’s Velvet Thong.”

It's that time of year again: give me a number 1 thru 100, I'll tell you what song is at that position on my Spotify Wrapped. (And yes, I absolutely want to hear all about your list. MAKE IT HAPPEN.)

Gaming chairs are the "Cool S on your Trapper Keeper" of the furniture world.

On the shelf, it would look like an ordinary book, but when opened you’d find drawers to hide poison. The inside cover has a woodcut from Vesalius’ De Fabrica. The glass bottle says STATUT UM EST HOMINIBUS SEMEI MOR - it is well established that all people die once. It was made in Germany in 1682

My junior high band director once told the class, "Adam is the sort of person who'll either save us all or blow up the planet," so yes, I should probably be working a little harder.

The stranger's car that's illegally parked in our private driveway has a bumper sticker that says, "I'm a conservative because we can't all be freeloaders." Gonna go out on a limb and say they've missed the irony.

Anxiety Brain thinks it's an appropriate time, when I'm snuggled up in bed on a lovely rainy morning at 5 a.m. with hours of potential sleep time left, to remind me that I'm going to die someday. It is not.

Woo! The wall of musicalitiness is done! I finally have a viable filming background! Now I just need to solve my expensive tech issues! *boogies*

My friend, we encounter enough lies in our day-to-day. There is no need to add to them with "We are experiencing longer than average hold times."

Speaking of Xitter posts lost to the Nukening, let's all remember the time that @fishheadned.bsky.social mentioned that Vangelis scores are pretty much interchangeable, so I was forced—forced, I say—to do the thing.

NOTE: The link contains adult content. Viewer discretion advised. We finally got around to the video we've been scared to tackle: the top 50 NSFW music videos of all time. Yes, there is nudity and adult content. It is, shall we say, a bit of a ride. If you're over 18, enjoy! youtu.be/_6QkKwhuQi0

I finally just up and nuked my Xitter account, so expect a near future studded with panicked attempts at reconstructing funny posts from six years ago that I neglected to save.

I’m fairly certain the branding folks had to name 300 planes in one weekend, and this one was something like #257

Some might wag their fingers and accuse us of indulging in touristy clichés, but that doesn't matter: we found out that our hands are the same size as Nick and Nora's. THIS IS FATE, CHARLIE