Yeah pregnancy kinda sucks but overall life is so good and I’m so in love it’s disgusting!

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

it is an absolute shame to report that I listened to all of addison rae’s new album and it fucks 💅✨😞

FREE PALESTINE

Talking with my ✨HUSBAND✨ about our ✨BABY✨ doesn’t even feel fucking real like what do you mean I’m married with a child on the way? I’m literally still a teenager (28)

I am having the WORST pregnancy. And I feel like I’m not allowed to talk about how much this sucks without people being like “oh just wait!” etc.

how to get carpal tunnel: hand embroider the entire 143 word bridge of the smallest man who ever lived by taylor swift

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

The IRS is so predatory. What do you mean my broke ass owes $1,100? Where do you expect that to come from???

new griz music coming this weekend im calling it

I cannot stop crying about Griz I am so so so excited

GRIZ POSTED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Not being able to take my adhd meds is killing me fuckkkkkkkk

Nah bc taking a family photo with the dead body at a funeral is CRAZY work

Not my niece calling me a big back BYE

Delta Heavy is coming to MI and I’ve never bought a ticket so fast in my life

my dnb playlist is now over 11 hours long… thanks @aeonmode.bsky.social @blankemusic.bsky.social

Did I just hear drum n bass during the superbowl???

More of this, America.

“Forget a three-peat.. I think the Chiefs would take 3 points” OOF LMAO

ok fine ill rewatch the entire twilight series twist my arm

Yall i cannot make this up - my coworker who hates me (again, no reason at all) pushed everything off of my desk and i came in to it being a complete mess. I was the last to leave on Friday. She was the only person here over the weekend, and when I got in this AM. I’m so done

ELI5 - why do Musk and Ramaswamy not have to pass senate confirmation?

Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.

I’ve taken such a huge step back from social media and I’ve never felt better tbh

Stealing someone’s laundry detergent is so fucking ghetto. I hate community laundry rooms

i am learning how to speak mandarin but I don’t think I’ll ever know how to type it???

I’m absolutely distraught over this silly little app. It will never ever be the same.

when the homies want to fest but I refuse to commit to anything while we’re trying for a baby 🤣😭

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

ketamine abuse is killing the vibe and the scene but no one wants to talk about it because “iTs LiTeRaLlY uSeD aS a MeDiCiNe!!!” news flash: so is fentanyl 😁

not my girl down bad over a douchebag with ONE TOOTH. how you gonna be a prick w one tooth

Has anyone else had issues with INTENSE gastro pain under the ribs that completely subsides within 30 mins and know what may be causing it? 😭😭😭

Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.

I’m never dog sitting for my friend again this mf just started a full blown fight while i was mid orgasm and ruined it

Life without Twitter/X is peace

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY 🎁 to one of the most special people i’ve gotten to know thanks to our love for blanke. i love you em and hope you have the best day and an even better year. 🥳🎉 CANT WAIT TO SQUEEZE YOU IRL 🩷🥂 @yappybird.edm.blue

it is my birthday :)

my birthday is tomorrow and i have covid, so naturally im laying in bed watching @blankemusic.bsky.social live sets just to feel something

My birthday is on Monday and if I don’t have my taste back by then I’m gonna be fucking pissed

Jk I have fucking Covid happy early birthday to me!!!

Waking up this morning extra grateful. 🤍

Yall my husband snagged me one of these CK LEs for my birthday 😭😭😭 im gonna cry

Putin is the biggest piece of shit that’s ever walked this earth. Someone pls wipe Russia off the face of the earth