All the AI content bots on here lately are really starting to make it annoying

the astronauts are going to visit them...

As a gullible bitch I hate April fools

Lensing Project Hail Mary

I’m so truly close to quitting on the spot at work today

If any gay wants my straight of Hormuz chain txt lmk

February: Cyrus and the Six of Cups reversed Associated with nostalgia, being stuck in the past: unknownasterism.beehiiv.com/p/cyrus-and-...

At the dentist and they have the end of Pitch Perfect playing on mute but I can fully hear every word and song in my head lol

Aside from the commercial commissions, I now have 3 slots open for cel-shaded sketch commissions! - OC only - base prices are personal use only - est. delivery ~2 weeks please email me with the subject "Sketch Commission" to claim a slot or ask any questions: 💌 [email protected]

Big white bitch in my habitat - it’s me

Some of my favs from @crustdotmp4.bsky.social and I’s wedding

At the end of last year, I did a 20-card tarot spread to see what 2026 had in store. And wanting to create more this year, I’ll be posting a short story each month based on the tarot card I pulled for that month! For January, The Devil: unknownasterism.beehiiv.com/p/lucas-and-...

I fear it’s our turn to get sick finally 😤😭

Going insane today at work, got in trouble for going into too much detail when someone asked me for more details

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-egg-yolk-dripping-all-over-sandw-1819579733/

Happy valentines @crustdotmp4.bsky.social I love you my king

I’ll believe in anything by wolf parade from like 2005 getting traction among gay people cuz heater rivalry is iconic. I’ve loved that song for so long and I feel like the music producers of HR were looking at my college playlists lol

our wedding was almost a week ago and i’m still depressed it’s over i’m over trying to act aloof! i love and miss my friends so much!

Is it weird if I kinda wanna get into whittling?

Writing down everything that happened at the wedding for posterity and processing and it’s so much. Trying not to cry at work

This is @crustdotmp4.bsky.social favorite video perhaps of all time

In lorde we trust

Seems like pretty big news that the biggest Republican donor in 2024 — who helped elect Trump & Vance — repeatedly made plans to visit Epstein's island. Especially when you recall the various abuse allegations he faces — or how his website has been mass generating sexual content, including of kids.

My heart is so fucking full after my wedding. I got to marry the most amazing man, and feel so loved and blessed by the community we have around us

“Golden” from “KPop Demon Hunters” won best song written for visual media at the Grammy Awards Premiere Ceremony, marking the first time a K-pop act has won a Grammy. More from the Grammy Awards: bit.ly/45F0dk2

Good morning to my husband! Sorry to everyone who’s not me 😩🔥

We’ve got a cuntigory five mothermergency divas. Batten down your boots

Our driveway still being frozen over is so annoying let me out!!!! 🥶

Dane and I both ate shit on the ice today… happy wedding week!

Feeling completely fucking insane today between work stress wedding dress and world stress. The WWW got me fucked up

No wonder all my work software has been so unusable lately

Finished expedition 33 and now I’m extra sad! My babies 😭

gobbinweek, gobbinweek just in time to distract from the various horrors

Cold

Fuck ice. Abolish it and prosecute its members

Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come

He kinda looks like the Waluigi to a David Tennet Luigi

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Killed an ancient white dragon today in dnd! Feeling powerful

Our birthday boy! He’s nine today and will get many many kisses

Maybe the real conformity gate was the US conforming to its new authoritarian leaders all along

ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid. And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.

Supervising wedding florals

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

Congress should immediately be moving for impeachment. This is a president suggesting taking over a sovereign country and dissolving all of the UN and probably starting wwiii in the process

these turned out really well from my most recent roll 😌

full album friday and this one is comin to you live from gold star baby by the aces open.spotify.com/album/3f5sWd...

Nothing says Texas January like our lemon tree already starting to blossom