Matty No Energy
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🏳️🌈 (He/Him) | Trying my very best and failing
I’m so tired. It’s all so exhausting and disheartening. It truly is.
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Sat weird and now my butt is asleep
4 days ago
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First meeting of the year cancelled lets gooooo
4 days ago
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First day logging back to work in the new year, everything feels almost foreign.
4 days ago
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Woke up with “the wheels on the bus go round and round” stuck in my head like a toddler
5 days ago
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Nothing makes me feel older than the way my knees protest after crouching for an extended period of time.
6 days ago
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Little late, but I’ll play. It’s the 1st day of the year so it still feels appropriate
8 days ago
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💕𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗💕
8 days ago
happy new mayor day!!
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First selfie of the year
8 days ago
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Happy New Year, beautifuls! I’m going to bed
9 days ago
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Heated Rivalry episode 5 got me thinking about and craving a St-Viateur bagel
10 days ago
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩
16 days ago
my halls? decked. my bells? jingling. my yuletide? GAY
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Who up thinking about an imminent charcuterie board?
16 days ago
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Always satisfying
19 days ago
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I got boo’ed at by about 20 Christmas carollers for not answering the door 🙃
20 days ago
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Almost put granola in my coffee instead of my yogurt. How’s your morning?
24 days ago
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Just a few more sleeps until time off. I got this. We got this
25 days ago
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I’m gonna need Rebecca Black’s team to figure out how to get her version of Fame Is A Gun on Apple Music
26 days ago
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Nick is playing Metroid. The screen is flashing and saying “Low energy” and it’s like me too, sister
30 days ago
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It’s busting-out-the-fuzzy-socks cold
about 1 month ago
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Few slices of lunch meat and a granola bar for breakfast. Follow me for more life hack
about 1 month ago
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All I want for christmas is an in-person therapist I can afford in the long run
about 1 month ago
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Why does movie theatre pop corn smell espcially appetizing in the morning?
about 1 month ago
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They call it Wonder Pick because it has you wondering why you even bother.
about 1 month ago
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Completely hypnotized by the guy who jumps rope in 3 inch shorts on Instagram
about 1 month ago
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A nap is imminent
about 1 month ago
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Cloud dancer sounds like a slur for 🏳️🌈 angels
about 1 month ago
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Alanis Morrissette voice: I’m up but i’m tired. I’m awake but at what cost babay
about 1 month ago
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Apple Replay (So far - switched from Spotify in November)
about 1 month ago
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Wrapped (incomplete - switched to Apple Music in November)
about 1 month ago
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Switched to Apple Music in November. Is my monthly wrapped my definitive yearly wrapped, or will it also keep up with and include my listening in December?
about 1 month ago
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Maybe I could be a morning person if I didnt struggle to fall (and stay) asleep.
about 1 month ago
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I’m off to see the wizard
about 2 months ago
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Siri, set a 5 minute timer called “tea is ready”
about 2 months ago
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You’d think this flannel would keep me warm. You’d be wrong.
about 2 months ago
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I didn’t sleep in the exact right posture so now it feels like someone wedged a midsize rock in my back
about 2 months ago
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Here to spread the word about pop excellence Eli for those uninitiated
music.apple.com/us/album/som...
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Somebody I'm Not by Eli on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:29
https://music.apple.com/us/album/somebody-im-not/1840980645?i=1840980738
about 2 months ago
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Nick still keeps the windows open
about 2 months ago
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Fixed sliding closet doors, yeah you could say I know a thing or two about manual labor
about 2 months ago
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Youtube has never recommended me a Mr Beast video so I must be doing something right
about 2 months ago
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Gay guy tragedy: my favorite pair of underwear has a whole in it
about 2 months ago
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Woke up with this song stuck in my head like it’s 2007
youtu.be/q-SJjFcnsGs?...
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Klaxons - Golden Skans
YouTube video by KlaxonsVEVO
https://youtu.be/q-SJjFcnsGs?si=vQjcMsHfAJzfOAvn
about 2 months ago
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Goon a movie. Goon in 60 Seconds
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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I’m a simple guy. I’m liking every northern lights picture I see
about 2 months ago
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Transferred my music library from Spotify to Apple Music. Revisiting playlists from 2017 and rediscovering songs I forgot about
2 months ago
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Hope feels so good
2 months ago
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NBC News
2 months ago
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects.
nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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I am, once again, not allowed to vote and counting on y’all. Last time did NOT go well, but we got this now… right?
2 months ago
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I hate having to guess if someone’s echo chamber mirrors mine. Mentionning the dolls vs twinks olympics cigarette competition organically in a conversation is embarrassing enough, but realizing the other person has no idea what you’re talking about and having to explain brings such specific shame.
2 months ago
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Saw a house fully lit up with christmas lights and decorations. On Halloween night, that feels spiteful and passive aggressive
2 months ago
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