Full of pancakes and blueberry syrup (that I made) before noon. It’s gonna be a good day

I’m so tired. It’s all so exhausting and disheartening. It truly is.

Sat weird and now my butt is asleep

First meeting of the year cancelled lets gooooo

First day logging back to work in the new year, everything feels almost foreign.

Woke up with “the wheels on the bus go round and round” stuck in my head like a toddler

Nothing makes me feel older than the way my knees protest after crouching for an extended period of time.

Little late, but I’ll play. It’s the 1st day of the year so it still feels appropriate

happy new mayor day!!

First selfie of the year

Happy New Year, beautifuls! I’m going to bed

Heated Rivalry episode 5 got me thinking about and craving a St-Viateur bagel

my halls? decked. my bells? jingling. my yuletide? GAY

Who up thinking about an imminent charcuterie board?

Always satisfying

I got boo’ed at by about 20 Christmas carollers for not answering the door 🙃

Almost put granola in my coffee instead of my yogurt. How’s your morning?

Just a few more sleeps until time off. I got this. We got this

I’m gonna need Rebecca Black’s team to figure out how to get her version of Fame Is A Gun on Apple Music

Nick is playing Metroid. The screen is flashing and saying “Low energy” and it’s like me too, sister

It’s busting-out-the-fuzzy-socks cold

Few slices of lunch meat and a granola bar for breakfast. Follow me for more life hack

All I want for christmas is an in-person therapist I can afford in the long run

Why does movie theatre pop corn smell espcially appetizing in the morning?

They call it Wonder Pick because it has you wondering why you even bother.

Completely hypnotized by the guy who jumps rope in 3 inch shorts on Instagram

A nap is imminent

Cloud dancer sounds like a slur for 🏳️‍🌈 angels

Alanis Morrissette voice: I’m up but i’m tired. I’m awake but at what cost babay

Apple Replay (So far - switched from Spotify in November)

Wrapped (incomplete - switched to Apple Music in November)

Switched to Apple Music in November. Is my monthly wrapped my definitive yearly wrapped, or will it also keep up with and include my listening in December?

Maybe I could be a morning person if I didnt struggle to fall (and stay) asleep.

I’m off to see the wizard

Siri, set a 5 minute timer called “tea is ready”

You’d think this flannel would keep me warm. You’d be wrong.

I didn’t sleep in the exact right posture so now it feels like someone wedged a midsize rock in my back

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Nick still keeps the windows open

Fixed sliding closet doors, yeah you could say I know a thing or two about manual labor

Youtube has never recommended me a Mr Beast video so I must be doing something right

Gay guy tragedy: my favorite pair of underwear has a whole in it

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Goon a movie. Goon in 60 Seconds

I’m a simple guy. I’m liking every northern lights picture I see

Transferred my music library from Spotify to Apple Music. Revisiting playlists from 2017 and rediscovering songs I forgot about

Hope feels so good

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

I am, once again, not allowed to vote and counting on y’all. Last time did NOT go well, but we got this now… right?

I hate having to guess if someone’s echo chamber mirrors mine. Mentionning the dolls vs twinks olympics cigarette competition organically in a conversation is embarrassing enough, but realizing the other person has no idea what you’re talking about and having to explain brings such specific shame.