I do desire it with all my heart; and I hope it is no dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the world.

Nazipedia, Muskrat doesnt know what to GROK even fucking means. motherfucker thinks hes Valentine Michael Smith and he cant even fucking pretend he has half the social empathy of fictional fucking martians.

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵

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The pro-Nick Fuentes Administration destroying people and institutions on the basis of “fighting antisemitism” has me losing my damn mind. The Nazi-sympathizers pretending to be protectors of American Jews has to be one of the most profound mindfucks in an era rife with them.

Happy birthday to a neat cat dad @tobytbd.bsky.social Be good to yourself, you deserve it.

"This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance." holy SHIT

"We all remember epochs in our experience when some dear expectation dies, or some new motive is born." ~ George Eliot 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗼𝗻 🎨 John Atkinson Grimshaw

Seriously, tho. The perfect ambush bug doesnt exis--

math textbook covers for some reason:

They’re telling you… That prices are down, while all your bills are going up. That tariffs don’t raise prices, but now they’re lowering tariffs for some items in order to…wait for it…reduce prices. That they don’t have money for SNAP or healthcare, while they send $40B to Argentina. 1/2

A Penguin New York, Passenger Lists, 1820-1920

Apparently Trump is now calling for the release of the Epstein files, which of course means that they have finished deleting all the evidence that he was complicit.

My salad days, When I was green in judgment, cold in blood, To say as I said then!

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.

Olivia Nuzzi completely misunderstood what a leather daddy is supposed to be and now she's making it all our problem

The people protecting child traffikers really want you to breed more children you cant afford to provide for, wonder why.... Just saying its odd.

Could argue the misogyny Summers expressed both publicly while president of Harvard and in emails to Epstein says more about the culture at our most elite institutions than any of the frontpage freakouts over academia in the past few years but hey

Who lift spots the Watchmen?

“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”

[*Bribes]

Do people not remember that in 2015, Trump was being sued by an anonymous Epstein victim for rape when she was 15, was going to go public, but before they did, received so many death threats that they had to back off for their own safety?

The wizard of oz has always been feminist lit. MAGIC MIRROR, SHOW ME QUEEN OZMA DOING MAGIC TRANS GAY STUFF. 🫶🏻 GENDERFLUID ICON.

O graceless men!

Them: Why didn't you call or text me!?! Me: Phones work both ways, you haven't called or texted me, but we both have lives and because we're no longer in each other's bubble anymore we forget to stay connected. Them: I'm sorry for forgetting you. Me: I'm sorry for allowing myself to be forgotten.

BWhaaaaah! Gathering reference is soo creepy.

You showed dick pics of Hunter Biden on the floor of the US House Of Representatives. Fuck off with your apology tour.

One significant way to fix the federal deficit? Dramatically raise the minimum wage across our country. It will cause an increase in tax collections, much less people on federal assistance, and health outcomes will improve causing less reliance on federal health programs.

MY SIGN IS VITAL, MY HANDS ARE COLD

Come git sum extreme hepatic feedback scrubs. 👿 git your pack rumbled, you bitches. This isnt GTA, and youre not the player char. Its zombies ate my neighbors and you are the zombies.

MTG isn't defecting to OUR side (however you define it), she's angling to be the successor for THEIR side. Let them fight, but don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

AMERICAS FAVORITE GAME SHOW: DID HE BLOW A HORSE OR A PRESIDENTIAL PRECURSOR? Only ones a crime and unfortunately only a crime based on year and location, and may not have been legally a crime at the time. They let you do it when youre a star, dontcha know.

Freak Nobs United States, Census, 1900

FBI assets currently exist primarily to serve Kash’s social life and calendar. www.ms.now/msnbc/news/k...

i'd say it did. the public put a group of thieves, vandals and extremists in office last november and they promptly went about destroying everything that might work to limit their ability to loot, steal and inflicting pain on the people they hate

Last month he was a soybean farmer, this month he’s an expert on intercontinental cattle drives.

If they have no eggs or flour, Let them eat coffee, beef and tropical fruit!

He's a 10 but his life, his love, and his lady is the sea

Another angry lil gem from @kilowogcore.bsky.social 🤘🏻

The Chattanooga News November 12,1917

Chris Murphy on possible military strikes on Venezuela: "It's pretty clear it's just an effort to distract people from the rising prices and the Epstein scandal. No one wants a war with Venezuela ... and by the way, it's wildly illegal."

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Keep reminding them that following orders isnt a defense. I see progress, theyre quitting their job at least.

The Honduran-born Charlotte resident filed a police report after the officers let him go. Racial profiling, no warrant, no due process; but what else can one expect from a regime committing extrajudicial murder on the high seas? Trump's gotta go.

Im not gunna fsll all over myself for an american cardinal in a bigger hat until every pred priest is defrocked and defenestrated. But this is kinda neat.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

I saw a post a few months ago that was one of those fake texts that said “hi this is Warren Zevon. I need money so that I can make Werewolves of London 2. Here’s proof it’s me: awooo” and I doubt I’ll ever find that post again but ever since I keep repeating “here’s proof it’s me: awooo” in my head