Ken Paxton’s own party impeached him. His own staff reported him to the FBI. Now his own defense attorney is endorsing our campaign. Those closest to Ken Paxton know he's unfit for office.

Wow. I thought Ken Jennings was cool, dang. Dissapointment in his toontown politics. 😂😂😂

Huh, the csveman fear of overly advanced toilets is valid...huh.

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

They never would have gotten Al Capone for tax fraud if only he'd been elected president of the US and told the IRS not to ever audit him.

Under no fucking circumstances will I give ChatGPT or any other "AI" permission to access my credit cards, and certainly not to debit cards or my to bank accounts, which don't have the same fraud protections credit cards do.

So during the Pokemon Go craze my partner was studying cybersecurity and surveillance and mentioned that this game could easily be used for...what it was used for...among other things he's gonna be insufferable when I tell him he was right

Imagine pissing and shidding up the carpet so bad in a rental that you demolish half of it and have a redneck cage fight on the front lawn for your birthday as one last hurrah before your meth lab explodes. 🔥🤡🎪🔥

I started a sketch of a character because im a softie and my homie likes this fn dude. He is an ugly fuck. Like, even for a wrongly assembled type of human, we have seen others in the source, he is an ugly fuck objectively. I am frankly irritated at the act of drawing this with love.◇

Crush your enemies.

'E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial' was released on this day 44 years ago! (June 11, 1982) Directed by Steven Spielberg. Written by Melissa Mathison. Starring Dee Wallace, Henry Thomas, Peter Coyote, Robert MacNaughton, Drew Barrymore, and more. #OTD #OnThisDay #80sMovie #ET

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸 🌸🌸🌸🐱🌸🌸🌸 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸 #Cat #Caturday

[Snort] Starting the day hilarious 🤣

USA! USA! 😂🤣😂🎪🤡🔥🤣😂🤣

S'cuse?

Hmm.

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

What could go wrong? SpaceX satellite disintegration is adding large amounts of potentially dangerous particles and chemicals to the upper atmosphere, and amounts are likely to grow. www.wsj.com/science/envi...

OH MY GODS! THEY WERE TOMBMATES! 🤣

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

The official position of the government of the United States is explicitly and overtly white nationalist In domestic and foreign affairs. This is a change from being implicitly and covertly white nationalist.

Blondie Hyde Park *2017

Dean Cain

News: A Manhattan magistrate judge has determined Brad Lander is NOT GUILTY of obstructing elevators and an elevator lobby at 26 Federal Plaza while demanding access to ICE detention cells last summer

Twin Peaks: Audrey about to perform her cherry stem trick, at her One Eyed Jacks interview.

the most naked you can be in life is dick out but shoes on

People who buy concert tickets just to resell them have their own special place in hell

it owns to live in a world that is specifically designed to cause inescapable misery

Imagine not loving Baron corpse, our good time boy, enough to not be able to sit through his backstory. Ya'll weak.

A troubled porn industry is known as "late stage fapitalism."

for whom do I weep for animals and children some tears saved for me #poetrycommunity #haiku #senryu

man it's so wild to me whenever I end up somewhere rural in a northern state and see confederate flags, larping as the dudes you beat is insane

Rep Cohen: “I wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of people in ICE aren’t J6ers.” Me either. I’m glad someone in Congress is willing to say it out loud. Maybe others have. Say it louder.

So Brutus straight up had a denarius struck that says “Yep, I killed Caesar.” Two daggers, a cap that represents freedom and the inscription EID•MAR.

XD 💅

What I see is investigators questioning and accusing secretaries and assistants who worked for Epstein while ignoring the high ranking creeps who actually participated in Epstein’s sexual misconduct through financial networks and fake underground socialization. It’s not the secretary stupid.

Referee denied entry. Officials denied entry. Players denied entry. Fans denied entry. The U.S. is proving exactly why it never should’ve been chosen to host the World Cup.

www.youtube.com/live/HjjNbLj... 🔥🎪🤡🔥 Ah yes, safe beautiful...fountains...?

Remember when they said out loud that it should be legal to steal organs from the poor? pepperige farm members.

Hm. whatcha need those for bud?

Aaaaannnnnddddd—it’s official, and unanimous: a one year moratorium on large data centers in the city of Seattle! 💃🎉🔥

The last step to becoming a licensed dentist is taking the oath of orifice.

The Honorable Todd Gentry in Seattle