“There was a right side and a wrong side in the late war which no sentiment ought to cause us to forget, and while today we should have malice toward none and charity toward all, it is no part of our duty to confound right with wrong, or loyalty with treason” Frederick Douglass Decoration Day, 1878

That was all so he could be at the Whitehouse when "there was a shooting" so he could claim to his followers that the ballroom was needed

Don’t know if this real, but seems about right.

Donald Trump is now responsible for 28% of the US national debt. That's $11 trillion. In 250 years of American history, no president has added more. That's not an opinion. It's math.

Don Jr is the only kid Trump wouldn’t go to an island for.

nice job, Donald Trump

I don't want to understand people who support Trump. I just want them to stay away from me.

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I didn’t know Greenland had entered a teen beauty pageant.

Ah Florida

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Pat Ryan didn't cross the aisle, he strafed it.

One black cast member in The Odyssey has wrecked Elon for weeks.

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

Proud Boy and adjudicated terrorist Enrique Tarrio tells @emptywheel.bsky.social “Just pay your taxes so I can enjoy your money. Get fucked, ho.”

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

"While it's very difficult for states to prosecute federal officers, it isn’t impossible. Now, ICE agent Christian Castro, who shot a Venezuelan immigrant through a door & then spun a yarn about how he was in fear for his life, is going to get a chance to find out just how far his luck will stretch"

NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question

GOP Vice Chair Blake Moore: "Our Republican priority will always be to put government ahead of Americans." They do not care about you.

Even better. bsky.app/profile/denn...

Fornication is the perfect word fornication like this.

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

We’ve been telling y’all: Trump is manipulating the market. In case you still had doubts, watch this. A sitting president openly hyping companies right after buying their stock should set off alarms for everyone. Imagine the nonstop outrage from Republicans and Fox News if a Democrat pulled this.

A video from last year's garden party.

Trump didn’t just pardon his followers who stormed the U.S. Capitol. He’s now set them up for payments through a slush fund he created to reward his allies—out of your tax dollars. You could not make this up.

What he says…

NYT confirms — with new details: Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona. One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying."

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

Cartoon by Nick Anderson. (Follow him on Substack: https://nickanderson.substack.com/)

I had a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Cybertruck and pissed myself laughing.

This is like Meltdown Day 7 since a black actress was cast as Helen of Troy.

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Pedolf Muck is credibly accused of rigging an election [and will likely do it again], promoting Neo-Nazism, and having close Epstein ties, yet it’s perfectly normal that Tim Apple walks up to him for a selfie?F***ing disgusting. @apple

you think just anyone can promise that your car will be able to drive itself by the end of the year for ten years running? we need Elon on that wall or we all starve

The Ethicist | My father was badly injured in a mugging, and we need a GoFundMe to cover his medical bills. Both my father and his assailant are white. Can I pretend the assailant was Black so that Elon Musk will promote and share my campaign on X?

brutal meme via the official Democratic Party X account

Source: Peace talks faltering over Iran's refusal to investigate Hunter Biden, create no-show oil jobs for Eric and Don Jr.

MAGA is melting down after buyers got an email confirming they will never get their Trump Phones, or even get their deposits back. An estimated 590,000 people reportedly paid a $100 deposit each. Trump knows his base is full of suckers, and they keep proving him right.

I would mate outside my species before I'd fuck a Republican.

Tennessee Republicans drew their new districts based on 2024 results (when Trump was on the ballot in a presidential election year). But check out how their new racist map would have performed in 2018.

Tesla stock surges on news that Tesla has lost more market share in both China and the US.

Katie Phang and Epstein survivor Danielle Bensky visit a new exhibition space in Tribeca where the Epstein files are bound in 3,237 physical volumes. “To see the person who scheduled me, who is still not behind bars—her name is here.”

-Do you like me? -Do you think I’m cool? -Do you think I’m fun to party with? —Kash Patel polygraphing his FBI security detail

EXCLUSIVE: My latest story for @theatlantic.com : www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Come with me to help our local Daisy Scouts get their government badge in Queens! 🍪 (🎥✨ Trying out vlogging for the first time - let me know your thoughts/tips/tricks!)

So you agree? You think governments who murder citizens who are peacefully protesting are vicious regimes? Because Minnesotans definitely think so after witnessing the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti

Tesla finally solved the “range anxiety” problem while also providing owners with shelter when she divorces him.