me, overdoing things: "I'm getting so much done, this is great!" me, after overdoing things: "this fucking sucks what the fuck"

hold the fuckin front page boys starmer has a plan

Firefox keeps being shitty and buggy, especially after latest update to 15.0 - so I've switched to Waterfox this morning - soooo much better. And no baked in AI crap either. I did try Vivaldi but didn't like the layouts, this is much more my thing.

The Scottish Tories dedicated themselves more to transphobia than anyone. They've been wrecked in Scotland, losing nearly two thirds of their seats. The Scottish Greens and LibDems stood in solidarity with trans people and doubled their seats. No major news outlet will comment on this dynamic.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAA

> No account is suspended or removed without human oversight. there you have it. every trans woman banned by staff was manual and not automated. someone on the team decided that a woman complaining about being harassed for her rape was worth being banned for and sent that out as an email

2.5 out of 5 ain't bad 🥲

Planting pumpkins using the seeds harvested from last year's first ever successful pumpkin. Good luck little guys!

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Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

England today.

And yet my mum did not know I was queer

Better than the original. youtu.be/CAHCD-wRyWk?...

you know the rule

bsky mods when anyone mentions them:

Because I secretly hate myself I'm rewatching the Resident Evil movies and if you wanted to bet on whether I'd fall asleep multiple times during the third and fourth ones, then buddy you would win big

There were few things Google could do to force users off of Chrome faster than this. "We put an entire AI thing on your machine without telling you" I bet the entire marketing department for Chrome is absolutely melting down right now.

Gender affirming care? not okay Skin cancer? GO FOR IT

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i made a little guy

Finally watched Money Plane - delightfully awful, my only note is that I would have liked to hear someone say "I'm sick of all this motherfucking money on this motherfucking plane"

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The blandest cis guy you know wants head pats for doing literally anything This is not "golden retriever boyfriend" type stuff, this is dullards expecting people to notice them Flush them down the fucking toilet

It's a beautiful day so of course I have been hunched over a computer finalising cover art and interior layouts since 10am 😅 (I should probably go outside now)

Down and Out in Paris and London and Grogu

1 - I have always thought that's what it meant (and I always will) 2 - It's apparently meant to be a "haha you honked at me and i'm ignoring you" joke - well buddy, the fact that people are having to explain that means it's a shit joke

Considering that games in the RE franchise range from "house with zombies but also a giant snake" to "guy who grows back severed limbs by pouring juice on them" to "opera singer controlling leeches" I think you can safely shut the fuck up about a new RE movie going in whatever direction it likes.

doctor I trust more than rfk jr.

The only horror movie I really wanted a prequel to was The Thing (1982) - I was absolutely obsessed with it growing up, and in my 20's I even put together a prequel pitch which ended up being fairly similar to the Thing prequel we actually got. So I was gutted when that was a stinker. 1/4

when pinhead is not on the screen everyone should be asking "where's pinhead"

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️❤️ My account is a safe place for any & all except for: Nazis, fascists, racists, homophobes, & TERFs But yes, especially in these hellish times, it is a safe place for the trans community! 🖤 Trans women are women Trans men are men

my flabber, it is ghasted

"Trust Lesbians, Not Cops" Seen in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

texts from friends

Motherfucker looks like an NFT of himself

Pretty sure kids just...like their parents engaging with them? Our kid went from wanting stories from a book at bedtime, to "make up a story" to "tell me a story from when you were a kid". I could probably have sat there saying anything, as long as I was *there*. Also, just use your imagination ffs

RuPaul announcing the All Stars Season 4 winners like: youtu.be/TdH_FZw7S9c?...

That second photo is so perfect I nearly wept. But not as much as he did, I bet. Hehehe

Rewatching Drag Race and Season 14 is a pretty good place to stop, right? Just presuming the MTV seasons aren't as good, or should I give them a try?

Too cowardly to include Bigfoot erotica in this headline, for shame.

guys i dunked the bsky servers in my pool why arent they working

repost if you're blocked by Why

Horny Tim Curry Satan = best Satan