Memories

Everyone keeps acting like the edgar allan poe’s character’s name is roderick usher but his name is actually Roger Gusher and its suppose to be fall of the house of GUSHER

The one funny thing I’ve ever come up with was in the chat of a @gullyworks.bsky.social stream when I said We actually know more about the deepest reaches of space than we do about even a single drop of the ocean

Talking to my friend like we’re about to hit a save point before we go to the bar and get one beer each: Is there anything you forgot to do? After this there won’t be any turning around. Come back once you’ve made sure that you have everything you need. You sure? Things might *change* after this.

"Sir? Current day John Travolta is here without an appointment to give you a 'full body mouth massage'." Tell me - you hear this on your corner office intercom, you buzzing him in? or NAH?

Writer whose previous contribution was suggesting columbo show up with a boiled egg in his pocket: alright this time he’s going to have a cold, that’s his “thing” this ep and you’ll forget about it asap but he’ll sneeze occasionally and then ten min later he’s basically better 😃or let’s do egg again

Capybara and his friends watching a bad horror movie, but they have fond memories of it.

Just so you know i renamed my dog Yuzu and got a cat named goomie and when i brought goomie home yuzu got stressed so i put looney tunes on tubi

Now they know who we write to and why we think you are so special.

molchat doma kind of quiet halftime show

Awesome work sir thank you sir i was really worried whole milk wasnt back

My tradwife made me this meal…jealous?

cameron winter got the perfect voice to cover lunch lady land

None of my friends have ever told me not to say “mayhaps” so i guess they think its fine

Get fucked bill 🫵

Rocking to the song “Eight of Spades”

Hobbit breakfast

Romanticizing decaf

Thinking of the fifty year olds that host my fave podcast about the occult and esoteric philosophy and how earnestly saying “grok” has been completely stolen from them

As Gore Vidal wrote about a foundational American fascist, an adventurist, poseur, and fake tough guy who paid money to pretend to be a soldier in Cuba, none other than Theodore Roosevelt: "Give a sissy a gun and he'll shoot everything in sight."

Mfs love to tell you about any part in elden ring and be like “the game really opens up after that”

Nuff said

We’re playing last of us!! I just found out about it today

Do you accept the Grinch Loaf?

Got a chuck wendig style collection of items from work secret santa

Wow I just checked my Oura?

Your sleep app says that every night you do one long fart from the moment you close your eyes to the moment you open them?

at@greenday when will you do dookie 2

I have something cool i can send to your place that will be 100% correct!! 🙂

Greeting you with a cheerful six seven

Someone make a letterboxd thats just every episode of columbo

Asking the dm if Ick stacks

Idles guy singing about how james bond is propaganda

Getting called in bc my most interesting categories are all males

My jaw dropped at the mention of la blogotheque takeaway shows on @millexcel.bsky.social! i havent thought of those since college when i used to make people watch the andrew bird ones after hitting the magic flight launch box

My subway take is that portishead is for ppl who actually want to listen to electroswing but have convinced themselves they’re above it

Perfume genius is a goated playlist creator bc he’ll give you prince, arthur russell, aldous harding, ciara, and a song from the 1997 berserk anime ost

Maybe the best thing i did this year is join a community choir. If you’re in philly and want to hear 50 ppl sing some of the coolest polyphony from around the world come hang!

Want to start ending text convos with my friends by saying “hope every day some fun” bc i think its cute but unfortunately i would have stolen it from jeffrey epstein

Starting the day off right

Fears to fathom because silent hill wasnt working but i feel fine about that

Stank face shoegaze is real

All the enm wife guys have been raptured :,( now whos gonna send me stuff like “a they/them scorpio with a sarcastic smile who likes weird movies and video games? good heavens!”

Hank was being kind of twee in this moment

Finally getting into charli xcx..

Rainy day and this

Spare a little of that orgone brother?

Mind if i fuck around and honor some veterans with BrainPOP?

someone please teach us how to game 🥺