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Seeing the sights

One perfect shot if i thought tubi ads were part of the movie

Happy Beltane and International Workers’ Day! This is Walter Crane’s “A Garland For May Day”, first published in 1895. In The Green Issue, it illustrates @verityholloway.bsky.social’s piece on the roots of the folk tradition of Jack-in-the-Green, entangled in the plight of Victorian chimney sweeps.

Its about time for the egg song boys, lets meet in our usual sacred grove :P (feudal lords who disdain practices of heathenry on their land dni)

Installing this on your iphone so it prompts you before you can make an emergency phone call

Tyrion lannister is quite wise and clever but what do you think he would do if he saw a pure awesome roller coaster or the arctic monkeys rocking a packed stadium show. He’d be astonished, quite like the rest of us

Re-reading game of thrones from the beginning, gotta get through the whole “mead with juniper berries” tied up in the wagon shit

This man really wears his heart on his sleeve

(Dapping up my formless buddy) Looking boundless my g

Went to a house warming party where the costume theme was “abstract concept of a house” and the skeleton is the house of the guts and the beain so i became bone daddy

www.twitch.tv/gullyworkss Were playing tomadotchi life

Giggity pop, iggys cool brother

Some recent s tier freebies found in my neighborhood #crowlife

he was cooking with this one

Theyre adding an AI component to the citizen app that will use data to predict all the things your neighbors want to do to you

Tool taught me to study these mystical shapes 🐚🌀🪷🕸️🥨🍭🥜

Only millennials understand the trauma of watching white text memes go from being the most subversive, creative, and revolutionarily hilarious form of art, only to be assimilated into professional development slideshows…🤦

The taco bar at the conference of independent school fundraisers really hits after a presentation about how declining birth rates, AI, the volatility of crypto, and the loss of consensus reality could affect enrollment

we're playing silent hill 2 if you're not familiar with this series: The fog in Silent Hill is a defining, iconic, and supernatural element that shrouds the titular town, acting as a bridge between reality and the "Otherworld". While originally implemented on the PlayStation 1 to overcome technica

Hey dude tough break but dont worry i immortalized the moment for you! 📸

David cross hated the larry the cable guy character because working class southerners scare the fuck out of him

👋🏽 'ello! to a handful of new followers the past day, here's a new road knight piece, I finished last night. Jamming with the Hollow boys.

A good amount of the men on tinder want to feed you to the gulch from love lies bleeding

This is because they closed the Barnes & Noble on Rittenhouse Square

Hellebore is the best springtime flower. Its one for the freaks. daffodils and tulips are the preppy cousins and they’re doing “look who finally came out of their room” to hellebore

If nobody got me i know Diamond Jubilee Studio album by Cindy Lee ‧ 2024 got me

The chad jacques dutronc > the virgin serge gainsbourg

Crossing the street when i dont have the right of way and causing a problem, walking right through the held hands of a couple, inhaling the vape cloud of a guy on a whizz bike: exCUSE me im on my way to a 7 pm showing of The Draughtsman's Contract!!!!

Im about to make the most distracting snuffle bowl of my entire career - The Dog Chef

Today my coworker said i look like i lost “a lot of weight” and asked if its bc im on vyvanse lol i dont know if thats true but “ok,” i thought, “selfie time slay!!!”

Memories

Everyone keeps acting like the edgar allan poe’s character’s name is roderick usher but his name is actually Roger Gusher and its suppose to be fall of the house of GUSHER

The one funny thing I’ve ever come up with was in the chat of a @gullyworks.bsky.social stream when I said We actually know more about the deepest reaches of space than we do about even a single drop of the ocean

Talking to my friend like we’re about to hit a save point before we go to the bar and get one beer each: Is there anything you forgot to do? After this there won’t be any turning around. Come back once you’ve made sure that you have everything you need. You sure? Things might *change* after this.

"Sir? Current day John Travolta is here without an appointment to give you a 'full body mouth massage'." Tell me - you hear this on your corner office intercom, you buzzing him in? or NAH?

Writer whose previous contribution was suggesting columbo show up with a boiled egg in his pocket: alright this time he’s going to have a cold, that’s his “thing” this ep and you’ll forget about it asap but he’ll sneeze occasionally and then ten min later he’s basically better 😃or let’s do egg again

Capybara and his friends watching a bad horror movie, but they have fond memories of it.

Now they know who we write to and why we think you are so special.

molchat doma kind of quiet halftime show

Awesome work sir thank you sir i was really worried whole milk wasnt back

My tradwife made me this meal…jealous?

cameron winter got the perfect voice to cover lunch lady land

None of my friends have ever told me not to say “mayhaps” so i guess they think its fine

Get fucked bill 🫵

Rocking to the song “Eight of Spades”