i love woody allen catching strays

Texting me about a Supreme Court-related story is actually recognized as a form of screaming about it

It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.

NEW: Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser (D) says Colorado will not release Tina Peters after President Trump announced he is pardoning her state-level convictions. "This is a lawless act. It's an act of intimidation," Weiser said. "It has no basis in the American law."

Remember where you were

Strange things start happening when a President’s approval rating hits 36%

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

I see. So it’s entirely made up??

The United States of America just committed an act of piracy and the President admitted to the crime on national television.

Judge Emil Bove is attending this rally - and presumably in the crowd. (… is he chanting?)

Unredeemable people imho.

Someone’s up and they’re worried that the Supreme Court might give him a graceful exit from the tariff debacle.

“The latest educator removed from the classroom allegedly told students they would be excused for attending a Friday protest in support of a transgender instructor who was suspended for accurately grading a paper.” www.advocate.com/news/second-...

Rep. Jasmine Crockett announces her campaign for U.S. Senate for Texas with an ad that uses Trump’s own words against her.

This is the Tufts PhD student who seized by masked agents on the street and jailed for two months because she wrote an op-ed calling for the school to divest from Israel.

Fine, Texas. I’ll watch. For her.

BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech. This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.

The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed. Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it. When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.

Cheeto vs. Avocado

This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.

According to @nytimes.com this is all Biden’s fault.

I'm not quite sure where to start

Say what you will about Biden (because it’s probably a fair point) but the man has been a real homie to the LGBTQs

lol. They literally just covered up Kansas and Oklahoma with some boots.

Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE

just an utter joke of a court.

Donald Trump ruined this country but don’t forget the Supreme Court let him.

Because of course they did.

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But in all seriousness this is hilarious.

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING LOSERS I HOPE LETITIA IS LAUGHING AT YALL TONIGHT IM DEAD

Chef's kiss to @ryanjreilly.com and NBC for this sequence of paragraphs in this story about the pipe bomber www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Where’s the CBS News town hall focused on the Democrats assassinated in Minnesota?

Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you

Yesterday, the Deportation Data Project posted new FOIA data on ICE arrests through October 15 and it’s staggering how much it instantly disproves every claim the Trump admin has made about targeting “criminals” during its splashy arrest operations. Here’s arrests in Illinois since April.

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

What are we doing here, folks?

I have to leave this stupid fucking state.

Hello my name is Jeremy and I am an experienced gay person.

Way to stand up to... *checks notes* 61-year-old recreational players. Good work, USTA. 🙃

Transgender women have been playing women’s tennis in USTA for 50 years!

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

An entire room full of powerful old white people smiling and laughing as the president dehumanizes black immigrants and the first black president. Just fucking pathetic.

Just today, Jeffries has praised Trump on his signature issue, and excused a pardon Trump handed to a corrupt Democrat. He couldn’t be less up to the moment if he tried.

If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER. My latest in @thenation.com

RCFP is currently representing me in my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police to release body cam footage from their raid on the US Institute of Peace earlier this year. Please support them so they can further their vital work of maintaining journalists' First Amendment rights!

I am shocked. Shocked.

FINALLY

"I want history to remember me not just as the first black woman to be elected to Congress, not as the first black woman to have made a bid for the presidency of the United States, but as a black woman who lived in the 20th century and dared to be herself." Shirley Chisholm, born on this day in 1924

Great.