love having a big couch. because when the cat is where she shouldn’t be? toss her in that direction. i am a basketball prodigy.

Chilled udon and tofu #goodlunch

we are introducing a child soldier bill to the house today. during a time of growing political division and failing public education, we need a bipartisan solution to get the youth out of the house and learning useful skills. thats why we propose drafting kids to fight and die in a war without end

"I can hook you up" I say, handing her an SD card containing a yuri handholding simulator. "Don't you know the VMC Processors outlawed these?" She produces a badge. Payment police. I smile wryly. "I always knew I would go down to a clocky cis woman." I reach for the gun hidden under the table.

I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO ADD ANY ANTISEMITISM TO THE PILE AND SHE JUST DID

I’m going to recommend, apropos of nothing, not taking a big rip of a weed pen and then receiving a call with a job offer. Just entirely hypothetically, it would be bad if you were to have to become progressively more high while on that particular phone call.

Am I going to have to mute a couple dozen people again? Just got on for the first time since this morning and it feels like I have to mute a couple dozen people again.

no pride at pride

I think things have gotten so bad inside Ira[n], from the standpoint of the Ira[nian] people, my belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators

My primary opponent is openly supporting a war crime that brings the world closer to a nuclear meltdown.

Reposting this for no particular reason

Pride, New York, June of 1990

Becoming a third for another domme and her subby man

Just spaced out and injected E into my arm

HEY CIS FOLKS: Now would be a great time for you to help ensure our trans brothers and sisters have access to the care they need. Call your reps. Fund an HRT Toolkit. Rinse. Repeat.

Immigration attorneys in Chicago - please dm me asap. Emergency situation needing potential on the ground assistance.

the only regret with transitioning i have is that i didn’t act on it sooner even though it’s what i wanted. in the last decade we finally got a point where it was socially acceptable for people to transition younger, and they’re trying to take that away and it breaks my heart

If you open the anti-trans HHS report’s appendix in NotePad, you’ll see that it was compiled by Alex Byrne. The appendix is a rigorous, scientific overview of systematic reviews. Alex Byrne is an MIT philosophy professor with no apparent background in science, let alone expertise in it.

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Cunty Shadow the Hedgehog can still happen if people want it bad enough

Chicago queers! Wicker Park room for rent, $800/month. Room is 7 1/2' x 9' with window facing a quiet tree-lined street, in a very cute 2nd floor apt with big common areas, incl open kitchen & sunlit balcony off back. Roomies would be 43-yo nb teacher & 30lb dog who loves people but not other pets.

This turned into a very “trans woman in the workplace” day. Have to swallow a lot of bitterness and perform obedience because I’m under a microscope that none of my coworkers are.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Penelope in the Odyssey

social media users parsing posts like: - what are the words that stick out to me? - how intensely do those words make me feel? - is it positive or negative intensity? - is it about something or someone i like or dislike? - am i being prompted to take an action? - will taking that action gratify me?

Now as always, no crimeposting

Okay actually proud enough of this to share, I think I've gotten decent with switch axe

Playing five weapons in MH is bisexual coded

Made lengua tacos from scratch tonight if you even care

It finally happened to me! I’m on a flight with an extremely drunk man who vomited everywhere 🙂

“scrub your website of trans people to save your funding” MIGHT seem like the rational choice when it’s put to you, but if you agree the main lesson they learn is that you can be strong armed

we need a new place on the computer

It's possible you may hear me get recast in a particular game that is very popular. If I am, it was not because I stepped away from the character willingly. :) It's because the employer refused to flip to an interim.

A lot of people are going in the mute time-out box today

honey, me & daddy have to tell you something. our gods have abandoned us

Electrolysis swelling has my chin looking like Mac at Night

I’m supposed to go to work tomorrow 🤪

No hay banda

Angels flirting like 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Kicked depressions ass and made it out to the lesbian bar

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*Zizek voice* Santa as The Other Who Supposedly Knows Who Deserves, structuring the self’s gifting libido

Lock in, chat. Not in the flow state way, in the freeze response way.

🚨🚨🚨 they have let the tranny in the fancy bistro 🚨🚨🚨