Everytime I open Bluesky, I am bombarded with The Horrors and have to close it again for several months #whatevertheoppositeofpartyintheusais

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

It’s not a question of whether you agree with Jimmy Kimmel. When someone uses their government position to threaten speech they don't like, that undermines the First Amendment and our entire democracy. Everyone should care about this—no matter what your political view is.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

RFK Jr should be impeached. Pass it on.

It happened again

In case I wasn’t clear…

Farmer’s Market lesbians who bake the best chocolate chip cookies you’ve ever had is what life’s all about

When does the “golden age” start?

GOP: this bill is fucking terrible. It’s going to kill people, explode the deficit, and completely kill the renewable energy market in the US. Also GOP: so anyway, here’s why I’m voting for the bill

Weird thing for a Republican congressman to be celebrating but at least he's being honest

Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth

Republicans cheered taking away health care from over 17 million people. They cheered giving huge tax breaks to a handful of billionaires & increasing the national debt by $3.5 trillion. I’m angry. But we stay in the fight — not because it’s easy, but because it’s the right fight.

Congratulations to the GOP for just losing the midterms.

If a bill is so bad that you have to exempt entire states from its consequences to win the votes you need—just don't pass the bill! Why do people in Washington state deserve Medicaid & SNAP cuts, but others don't? This is plain wrong, and it's just no way to legislate.

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

Why are reframing as the “big ugly bill” when the “big BAD bill” was right there?

The "big, ugly bill" is going to fire 20,000 health care workers in Kentucky. That's 20,000 people who won't be able to pay rent, afford groceries or care for their families. This isn't something folks can "get over." Raise your voice and demand to stop this harmful bill.

They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.

The Supreme Court issued a stay, effectively ruling, for now, that the Constitution no longer applies, at least not to immigrants. Fast-track deportations with no opportunity for judicial review violate the fundamental principle of due process, especially for people already on U.S. soil.

Israel has declared a nationwide state of emergency and is reportedly striking multiple locations in Iran

Counterpoint: Robert E. Lee was a treasonous loser who gladly slaughtered his fellow Americans in defense of slavery while being a mildly above average military tactician. He should’ve been hanged in Lexington.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.

That Married in the Suburbs song trending on TikTok is exactly why men should not be allowed

Sending all of our love and support to you and your family, Mr. President.

Happy voting day, Canada. Please remain the sensible one in this North American duplex we share.

Good day to remember that DOGE has already lost the US government at least half a trillion dollars this year alone. And likely more.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

We can only hope...

I kind of want to go

To be clear: Vance and Trump blew this up on purpose. Yet another gift to Putin. Pathetic.

Why is he so incredibly nice to Putin and then so incredibly mean to Zelensky? what’s that about

Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.

Elon’s mass harassment email to all federal employees underscores the importance of having unions to represent workers against abusive management.

Elon Musk is traumatizing hardworking federal employees, their children and families. He has no legal authority to make his latest demands. We will block him in Congress and in the Courts. Again.

Tiptoe through the tulips but never while reading as you’ll just squash the tulips and eventually trip.

MITCH MCCONNELL IS RETIRING BAYBEE 🎉🎉🎉

Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

the American flag made up of all Black Men✊🏾 #kendrick #superbowl

This is probably only one of only two, maybe three halftime shows ever which actually have an artistic point of view beyond “here are my greatest hits”. It’s already extraordinary.