Whoever decided the Apple TV remote could also be a touchpad... I will beat them up

Why do smoke alarms die at 2:30am

It really feels like basketball is the forever sport

i am extremely tired of being this pissed off all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm rewatching Monk and for some of the episodes they really wrote him like a young child. And does every episode need to make fun of him?

and another thing stop trying to make me think about protein

If I only could I'd make a deal with leopard And get it to eat your faces Be running up that road Be running up that hill

My youngest kid let the dog out and from upstairs I heard him barking. I asked him to let him back in. He said "I already did it" so I yelled for his brother to let him back in. "Oh he's not awake," he said. Cmon kid.

One of my favorite booksellers saw the book I was buying and packed me a packet of Kleenex

I saw a bug fix like this yesterday that said they'd fixed the problem that had existed for 5 years and hadn't tested it but it was probably fixed.

Pro tip: if your kid normally wakes up hangry, don't let them sleep in to be nice as it only strengthens the beast

I finally listened to this week's @sayswhopodcast.com and I'm hooked on solving the @maureenjohnsonbooks.com table problem. I want to redesign her room and make that table useful! Since I can't, I recommend a table with a butterfly leaf.

If this Olympics has any lasting effects, I hope one of them is the expansion of the PWHL

Ski mountaineering is the best sport

Is jelly roll right wing post malone or is that just his look and not his style

Did someone threaten Mariah Carey's family or something. Why does she look so sad?

Stop giving Snoop a platform. I know he's cute about the Olympics but come on

I feel like some people were never in a position where they learned that their words have a weight that is invisible. No one ever told these people that they should be quiet or rephrase that or watch how they say something. They were born throwing their weight around without consequences.

A long holiday weekend just means more opportunities for my children to drive me up the wall.

and it's why just blocking them over here instead of fighting/quote dunking is the truly meanest & pettiest thing you can do to them. folks act like just blocking is some sort of act of maturity or being above it. SHIT NO, I'M SADISTICALLY TORTURING THEM WITH INVISIBILITY. They hate it SO MUCH.

This poptart bowl needs more poptarts.

Companies, schools, programs, they will all, every time, choose the shittiest and most useless man over the most brilliant and useful woman, because it doesn’t matter that she hasn’t done anything wrong: the moment he sexualizes her, she is A Problem.

I bought dogpile and another game today and all I've played all day is dogpile. Thanks @folly.studio !

This is such a good book! Great mystery and characters. I can't wait to read 100 books in this world.

The children and I have created alternate lyrics for "Santa is Coming for Us" in which Santa is absolutely coming for you omg watch out look behind you he's here right now Santa's coming for us He's gonna beat you up He'll take your lunch money And kick your butt Etc etc

Unfortunate that we have to say National Guard is here to help and isn't ICE and I'm glad he said it.

Metroid Prime 4 is very good and very pretty and causes me to stop blinking because I just want to look at all the things

What if I'm bad at everything but no one is mean enough to tell me

I think my favorite part about the Duck Detective games are the ridiculous facts on the loading screens. @duckdetective.bsky.social

I went to track my package on the UPS site and instead of loading the map it just loaded the page I was on in an iframe. I'm like in Inception

I don't know how the editor didn't catch how many times people sniffed in this book. Please choose a different word! I thought maybe everyone was on drugs!

I once read a book about a dragon and multiverses and got annoyed that they said that the mountain pass was open during the winter.

I think that some people need to stop posting / writing through things and instead try therapy.

Sometimes my cat sits at the top of the stairs and passing him is like

Obvious noise of two children running around upstairs Me: you're supposed to be in bed Children not in bed: we're choosing a book Rustling noises, tape being used, packaging being opened Me: IN BED!

I remember listening to an NPR interview with Watson (I think it was Science Friday) and he was so fucking sexist and racist that the interviewer called him out on it several times and cut him off.

/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.

I always feel bad when I don't like a game that people like. It's a great looking game and I love a walking sim but it's not grabbing me. My kid likes watching me play this so I'll keep playing it as long as he's watching I guess?

...is it too early for Christmas decorations? is it too early for joy?

Look we all have our unguents ok

I love my small town setting off fireworks even after this terribly long Mariners game

A sport has too many players when one can play for the first time in the playoffs.

I had this exact same scarf Veronica Mars is wearing. Thanks 2000s

My kids have spirit week in a few weeks and one of the days is theme park/Disney day. Is Disney Hates Free Speech or Disney Capitulates to Government Involvement better for a first grader's t-shirt

My partner and I were riding bikes and he went downhill before me and warned me that there were slippery leaves at the curve at the bottom of the hill. I snapped back, "I've seen drivers ed videos" and then immediately slid and fell and ended up with a huge bruise on my thigh.

I'm having a lot of fun playing Deliver at all Costs. The story is weird and a car tried to throw me into a volcano while I was throwing it into a volcano. I keep forgetting I'm not car and can exit car because I've been playing truck games like Roadcraft anyway 10/10

Veronica Mars is a great show and I can't believe I never watched it. I'm only on episode...6 maybe but already there's been a rape handled like I would've, a trans parent accepted, and a same sex kiss that the camera moved away from okay it's still the early 2000s

Just going to try to put out more love to fill this vacuum of hate. That's all I can do.

My heart will never have enough room for people that don't care if children die in a classroom

I just don't sleep anymore