I think that some people need to stop posting / writing through things and instead try therapy.

Sometimes my cat sits at the top of the stairs and passing him is like

Obvious noise of two children running around upstairs Me: you're supposed to be in bed Children not in bed: we're choosing a book Rustling noises, tape being used, packaging being opened Me: IN BED!

I remember listening to an NPR interview with Watson (I think it was Science Friday) and he was so fucking sexist and racist that the interviewer called him out on it several times and cut him off.

/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.

I always feel bad when I don't like a game that people like. It's a great looking game and I love a walking sim but it's not grabbing me. My kid likes watching me play this so I'll keep playing it as long as he's watching I guess?

...is it too early for Christmas decorations? is it too early for joy?

Look we all have our unguents ok

I love my small town setting off fireworks even after this terribly long Mariners game

A sport has too many players when one can play for the first time in the playoffs.

I had this exact same scarf Veronica Mars is wearing. Thanks 2000s

My kids have spirit week in a few weeks and one of the days is theme park/Disney day. Is Disney Hates Free Speech or Disney Capitulates to Government Involvement better for a first grader's t-shirt

My partner and I were riding bikes and he went downhill before me and warned me that there were slippery leaves at the curve at the bottom of the hill. I snapped back, "I've seen drivers ed videos" and then immediately slid and fell and ended up with a huge bruise on my thigh.

I'm having a lot of fun playing Deliver at all Costs. The story is weird and a car tried to throw me into a volcano while I was throwing it into a volcano. I keep forgetting I'm not car and can exit car because I've been playing truck games like Roadcraft anyway 10/10

Veronica Mars is a great show and I can't believe I never watched it. I'm only on episode...6 maybe but already there's been a rape handled like I would've, a trans parent accepted, and a same sex kiss that the camera moved away from okay it's still the early 2000s

Just going to try to put out more love to fill this vacuum of hate. That's all I can do.

My heart will never have enough room for people that don't care if children die in a classroom

I just don't sleep anymore

This is really silly but the setup music for the pixel buds is delightful

If I only could I'd make a deal with jaguars And get them to eat our faces

Really excited to read this and started planning out our vaccines for September It's September

I had a "fuck the patriarchy" summer and shaved my legs once. I highly recommend it to all who dgaf. I even went on a (PNW) beach vacation, into several pools in several states and it just did not matter.

I've been doing things for myself lately (showering, 3D printing things I need, buying myself clothes or earbuds or electronics for a project) and it feels really good. Taking care of yourself is good, y'all.

Happy Labor Day!

Someone please invent something that will tell me which smoke detector is beeping.

Things my dog ate yesterday: - about 5 oz of an iced vanilla latte - part of the lid of the iced vanilla latte cup - plastic ice cream tubs - a chicken salad with ranch - 3 pounds of apples - most of the plastic bag containing the apples - half a hot dog - dog food

What if no site allowed numbers in its usernames? Would bots just be random words strung together?

I asked my partner what brand power washer we have and he said "oh no is it recall Thursday?"

Hey AI companies, hire me and I'll help you plan and produce your video updates. This one is free: do a practice run and you'll see you need to move your teleprompter up!

One week until the kids go back to school. Every day I sympathize with my parents more and more.

My children don't want to eat at IKEA for dinner. Where did I go wrong

I saw 3 seals today. It was a really good day.

Finished This Princess Kills Monsters while on the beach. A really delightful, witty, laugh out loud book. Loved the characters and would happily read 100 books in this world. (Sorry for the crummy photo, I'm awake at 7am on vacation and everyone else is wisely asleep.)

I am very glad I was able to serve on a jury and that some of our rights survive.

Tried to talk to my partner about something that happened when I started the car today and ended up talking about when I "logged on to the car". I'm not having a good brain day.

I'm very thankful to work from home

Tell My Wife.

why do i want to reform the supreme court? because it’s controlled by fascists and a major source of power and legitimacy. why do i want to dismantle ICE? because they’re the fascist vanguard. why do i want to defund the police? hotbed of fascist political organizing and power. and on and on.

It’s important to remember that, yes, conservatives hate trans women, but they also just hate women period.

Do these monkeys have a union

I'm not saying Donkey Kong hates Trump but man someone knew we needed to just smash shit.

In regards to hot dog sentience, the bun acts as the exoskeleton with the consciousness in the meat itself. It's the pairing of the two that creates the complete sentient hot dog. This was the first thing they taught us at America orientation. Not sure how so many of you missed that.

Don't these birds know it's 9pm

Taria & Como on the Playdate is an amazing game. A fun platformer with a great story that deserves to be on other systems too. Absolutely killing my fingers getting collectibles now.

Can we give people fake phones so they can pretend to write social media posts holy cow. Just make a fake website!

except! for some people! they get REALLY MAD when mothers do this! They get really UPSET when mothers dress in any way that indicates that they might have some sexual aspect of their being. Which is exceedingly silly when you consider that the vast, vast majority of babies happen because ppl had sex

The reason this bothers them so much is because, and the later replies make this clear, they cannot reconcile two things being true: 1) breastfeeding is not sexual and 2) but breastfeeding ppl are still allowed to be sexy

coalition building for babies

Shout-out to the friendly @wsdot.wa.gov employees at Rhubarb Days this weekend. I absolutely nerded out about the diverging diamond and embarrassed my friends and family.