Im bout to look thru these quotes!

Eh.

Here, damn! 🙄

This is my aunt. I dont share much with yall but if you could please donate so she can get home gofund.me/e6697e6ab

I’ve been sleeping so much 🫩 like cannot stop sleeping. I’m finna go back to sleep in fact

I hope yall are having an amazing day 🥰😌 yall my faves

This.

all i’m saying is… Orajel gonna make the head super sloppy

This how I want em to be without me 🫦

Oh we switching to the burners? Hold on lemme gone head and join

Signed my kid up for a public library card a bit ago... Libraries are fucking awesome man. I think anti-library folks should be treated with extreme suspicion. Fund the damn library

The lettuce in my body transforming into explosive diarrhea

Your eggs never got cheaper and your produce gives you explosive diarrhea. Are we great again?

“having a person chuckle from both openings” i’ve never read these words together in this sequence before

THIS!!!!

If you are one of those 6’2+ niggas, get some risers for your bed if it’s low. Trying to bend me over a low bed while… nvmd

What do they do to make this nigga that mad?

Trace the veins with your tongue

Already had the unfortunate experience of interacting with them. But they definitely don’t have friends in real life I can tell you that much.

guys i don’t mean to sound like a doomer but real, meaningful change happens at a rate so slow that i don’t think it’s possible to save our species and planet at the rate it’s being destroyed

Sigh....the is air bad, the food has parasites, the walking dead is running the government...it's just too much

VLAD. PLEASE. 😂😂😂😂

Choose your children's reading material wisely!

I don’t think I’m cut out for butt play the way I used to be. Like What if you put your thumb in their butt, and you feel a poop in there? Do you just pull your thumb back, Shitty Finger?

Lawd a mosquito/gnat done got me on my titty! 😩😩

Need something phallic massaging my esophagus

Okay but why do yall have this many ass eating memes readily available like this 😭😂 it’s so many of them

I’d suck the soul out of a nigga that treats me right. If I ain’t sucking, you ain’t doing something right

Flock camera being used more and more at a national level and meta glasses becoming more common….yall are RUNNING into allowing a surveillance state to happen.

You deserve as many happy endings as you want princess

Keep being cute

To stop living for other people, to stop living in discomfort just because it’s what I’m used to doing, and that it’s okay to restart.

don’t let guilt keep you loyal to a version of yourself you’ve already outgrown. give yourself permission to pivot.

one of the quietest griefs is realizing you’ve been surrounded by people yet still searching for a place to belong. i think people often admire the idea of me, but i’ve always longed to be understood more than admired.

Watching hoarders as a scare tactic to clean my apartment

With wholesome in the display name smh

Is he asking me to keep his hair in a fro because he genuinely likes his fro or because he’s trying to avoid sitting and getting his hair braided or twisted

I gotta start yelling this one out again

STOP SIGN! WHAT STOP SIGN?

When’s the last time you ran full speed fr? And this isn’t for you running club / gym folks

I’m in my quiet mode rn and my son is in all talking mode 🫩

I love all discussions on the skyline cause shit be hilarious to me lol 😂

I came back to you as promised 😌 forgive the bad pics I’ve made myself a stronger than expected mimosa

Okay but like… say you hitting it from the back… but the back shot air don’t smell the best. It’s not the worst but it’s not the best either. Are you finishing or…?

Idk I'm not community with all of y'all

They like it when you mean to them sometimes 🙄 Make they lil wee-wees get hard smh

An avocado is a berry. A banana is a berry. Do you know what isn’t a berry? A STRAWBERRY! A RASPBERRY!