The amount of emails and texts I done got from TurboTax 😒

Nobody: TurboTax 2 days before tax season:

But still in a creative way *says in AuDHD*

TikTok commenters

I’ll block an account just cause I can’t verify blackness. Be mysterious in somebody else phone 😭

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

This lil boy just blew tf outta me 😑 cuz you KNEW you had to pee

I get back on and I see yall not only talking bout big ass drawls holding big ass booties. But also making ski masks out of said drawls?! 😭 everybody go to timeout. Detention, actually.

Just unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had with this one

Pink. Passageway. 😂😂

Have y’all ever come across someone you know/knew while watching porn? Like a coworker or like an old friend or something?

Sweeping, mopping , and vacuuming

Trinny so fine yall.

I be feeling like I’m being cooked in that house sometimes I stg 😭😭😭

I’m so glad the pests are gone, now I can mall in peace

Praying I ain’t lose my touch 😔

I haven’t sucked a dick in so long 😭

Tony just told me to go pop some more pussy, yall.

Coleslaw though? 😨

Can someone re-make this pic but in Black, please 🥺

Idk man. It’s something bout getting it hit from the back that just really gets me going

Secured tickets for the Hot Wheels Monster Truck show 🤪 the munchkin finna love this one

He’s in that toddler nightmare phase ☹️🥺

You know ball 😌

Eat me out and let me kiss it off your lips

A mf like me folding at this message. Because actually… yes.

did she not like you because you were a nerd or did she not like you because you were musty?

Finna block all 8 that they’re following and then them

Pancakes are still cakes!

Hi. I’m sad today. 🙂 so I will be ✨dissociating✨

Love my Slutty Scorpios fr

That mf came straight from the shoulders gah leeeeee 😭😭

commit to da clit!!!

yall make me wanna try coochie sometimes 🙇🏽‍♀️

Finally made it to the hotel. I need $200 more. Please.

Just finished my joint. I make no promises that I won’t say something wild tonight.

Applying to retail jobs again because I have learned that a 10-7, M-F is nottttttt cutting it for me like I need… to have a time to go frolic when the sun is out.

One thing for sure, two things for certain, imma get a little skeet off

I be skeeting all over the place fr

Oh and here’s it done. It’s been done a couple days now but y’all see his hang time?! Don’t play with him!!! 😛

Lawd idk what I ate but if the Lord were to tell me what it was that messed up my stomach, I wouldn’t touch it NO MORE 😭😭

SNITCH!

I’m no better than a man I’m sorrryyyyy 😔 but they’re sitting so pretty, girl!

@vjlonir.bsky.social I just want you to know that I just did the spread cheeks pass gas thing and it worked perfect for me 🤪

Oh and white people: this is another reason why many Black people don’t want you for a doctor and why we don’t trust the large majority of you.

I used to take his Heavy Harold and put one finger under it to try to lift it so I could demonstrate to him how heavy that third leg really is 😔 I should call him

Hairstyle in progress. This is the goal / inspiration but imma come back to this when we’re like halfway through maybe. If I remember.

I wanna twerk! I wanna twerk! I wanna twerk! I wanna twerk for a nigga wit dreads NOW!