Ehem! Everyone…please go watch my TikTok!!! It’s not the best but I just wanna be seen. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT61n5xq5/

In a couple hours I have to go be around other parents for thirty minutes and I really hate that for me.

This is where I’m at today: youtu.be/hOhGu-vNrJg?...

Will my next character be based on Owen Gray? Yes, he will be.

The penultimate episode of @chaosium.bsky.social Flotsam and Jetsam actual play is now live Featuring @sdorward.bsky.social @joethegm.bsky.social @howwerolleoghan.bsky.social and special guests @aptshadow.bsky.social @sskorkowsky.bsky.social and @typicalveronica.bsky.social howweroll.simplecast.com

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse remains one of the best movie soundtracks I’ve listened to. Front to back, it’s all really great.

We went on a day trip to take in some art. Here were some that I really loved. “Thoughts and Prayers” by Patrick Owens 2022-2024

Me watching Tesla stock & Elon’s net worth continue to plummet

Kieran and Nick are getting married! Since the world is *gestures broadly*, the big party is on hold for now. In the meantime, you can help make their honeymoon extra special by contributing to their honeymoon fund! Congrats @mrkbennett.bsky.social

Not enough teens are driving around in a 15 year old bitchin’ Camero or Trans Am. It’s the end times y’all, these teens need to live! Get them in an Isuzu Amigo with a constant check engine light on and faulty fuel gauge!!!

I’ve thought about this more and I come from an era and socioeconomic background wherein most people had a parent that smoked and for some reason there was a point where everyone would say which brand their parent smoked as though we were saying which designer our mom wore. I always said “Reds”

It’s just really annoying that Marlborough is really difficult to say and then this dumb tobacco company was like “what if we just spell it like Marlboro” no! It’s just as difficult to say! This was brought to you by a post about faberge eggs. Look up the Duchess of Marlborough one, it’s neat.

Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally?

I wish my dads were Bob Ross and Jim Henson. I know they’re both dead but it would make things make a lot more sense if my gay dads had been them. Something that’s also true is that I love my mom. Two things can be true.

Severance is so good. I get so anxious watching it though…I love it.

One thing before tomorrow: Use your local libraries. Get your card. Borrow books, manga, films, audios, ebooks. Recommend titles for purchase (usually online). Attend promoted activities. Fill out those "How are we doing?" questionnaires. Tell your kids that libraries are good. They are. 📚

No matter what I had, Paxton was like “this is OURS” so this was our pizza and our Baja Blast. He died in August but I think of him everyday.

One way that autocorrect really fucks me is signing off on a quick email. Best, Erotica

The little cans of soda, the 7.5 ounces, are just perfect. I like everything about them. More cutsie sodie pops plz!

Time is running out. Instagram needs to let me hold on the video to increase the playback speed. Only 9 more days.

You ever cast cleansing spells over items you donate? My daughter asked that a set of books she was given by a terrible man be donated for someone else to enjoy. I was so glad to see them leave and even though they shipped to us from Target, the energy was bad. I hope it works, they’re good books.

My local McKay’s had a full parking lot. The absolute nerve of people going to places I wanted to go. I literally walked in and just turned my ass back around, how are there that many people out and about on a Friday afternoon in Winston fucking Salem?!

This is just going to be a thread off my complaints, big and small, petty and consequential.

Really excited for this year’s calendar in the laundry room. :)

My tarot for the new year was weird but affirming and challenging. My end of year reading was golden though and I felt really good about putting 2024 behind me.

I have NEVER been afraid of any vampire movie character ever. Tonight, I watched Nosferatu & I just RAN up the stairs after seeing some particularly well defined creepy shadows. Definitely felt Count Orlok behind me like he was going to keep me from getting back in bed with Sam. Go see it! 🩸

Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.

Update: she works for AA. She’s dressed for the job.

Imagine wearing a navy blue coat and a red scarf to the airport in December 20th. Some people are just asking to be asked if they work here.

Met my move goal today by wiping my ass. What’s a weird way that you’ve met your move goal?

Shit’s gettin’ serious.

Two houses, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene.

Repost a gif describing your exit from Twitter.

Rice Krispie treats, like their cousins, breakfast cereals, have a way of feeling like too much and never enough. I love them both.

I went to a shop in Portland with @gitchy.bsky.social and we saw a two headed calf (taxidermy). I said, oh I saw one of those being born before…it killed the mother. The shopkeeper stayed cool and said, “no one has ever said that before…how cool…” You can’t take me places. Too weird.

okay @adambash.com I reset my password. hehe.

Yay. Now everyone can be here. :)

My son’s pup, Thor. He’s a cutie and is at Puppy college right now.

Anything that comes measured in litres.

I had an apple yesterday and it was so good. I can’t take my mind off getting another apple. Obvi I’m going to pick up an apple but I wish this errand was more like a quest. Why can’t life be more like…you know what, I’m just gonna pretend. The grocery store is now the dragon’s lair!!! Happy Friday!

Jenny is great!