friends with benefit but the benefit is just being your friend and making you smile 🥺

My toxic trait is thinking that when I grow my hair out again, I’ll finally learn to French braid my hair.

Looked good yesterday

I love her so much

My cat’s not fat, he’s a Kit Kat Chunky

Rest in peace, Miss Major. We will carry the bricks forward.

I excuse myself when I fart alone. Don’t wanna be rude to the ghosts 😂

Takes a sip of grape juice out of a wine glass* I for one am excited about Hilary Duffs return

Please consider sharing and helping this small business mama, I am in a panic, I need to raise $395 this weekend to keep my vehicle from being taken. Please share 🙏🏽

if you don’t love me at my hooba you don’t deserve me at my stank

I wanna go to a rave. But I also don’t know if I could handle it?

I said it when it happened, but I knew the Charlie Kirk thing would blow over quickly because a) MAGA has no attention span b) he's not the cultural icon ppl said he was it's sad, because it should be bigger news, but hard to hold the attention when govt is literally invading states

me after saying some horribly concerning shit

Moonset through the trees or out in the open?

happy Mean Girls Day! 🩷📖🩷

🍂🍄🍁 repost to wish your beloved moots a blessed and lovely fall/autumn 🍁🍄🍂

I love spiders. They are so cute

it’s always “you won’t bring racists around to your cause by demanding they stop being racist” and never “racists won’t bring us around to their cause by demanding we all be racists" why do we *always* frame it this way where it’s natural that we have to capitulate to them and NEVER the reverse

I literally have a rash around my eyes from all the crying. So grateful for such a wonderful trip, so grateful for a wonderful home to come home to, so grateful to be so blessed with so much love, but I also hate being so far away.

Landed in Minneapolis. One more flight til I’m home. So grateful to go back home to my wonderful life, but also already missing this wonderful man like crazy

“Only detainees were hit.” That’s how the government erases people with no charges, snatched off the street without warrants. The injured and killed detainees “don’t count” - ICE agents were cast as the victims instead. Complete erasure.

[liking the girlies thirst traps] omg slayyyyyyy 💅 [liking the fellas thirst traps] omg slayyyyyyy 💅

I feel like I should write down some of my trip details before they leave my mind:

You may kiss me

what the helly

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You ever go on a date so good That your cheeks hurt from smiling?

Amen

Oh btw! Texas boyfriend is a DELIGHT. I want to scoop him up and take him home to Canada immediately. I know my other partners/family will like him too!

Clever!

12 hour travel day, but I made it!

Tell Apple to Stop Fueling Destruction in the Cerrado NOW action.eko.org/a/apple-stop...

i like living in la la land it’s become super homey here

Flying the 1700 miles to meet my boyfriend!!

My left leg has been hurting pretty bad since yesterday and I haven’t been able to get much relief. But I just laid down and my sciatic cracked on my left side and it was immediately so relieving. So relieving I’ve decided to share on the internet lmao

standing on top of the Devils Tower waving a sign at the night sky that reads "abduct me i am chill"

who up tryna get alien abducted

It costs over $108k to house a male inmate in Canada. Female inmates are nearly double. Meanwhile, the programs to help reintegrate people into society upon release continue to be slashed.

Hi, my name’s Olivia and it’s been 11 days since I’ve had weed. (just a tolerance break, weed is too helpful for me to quit lol)

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

I’m out in my yard for a smoke and there are sounds in the neighborhood. Either a kid is jumping on a trampoline in the dark or a couple has a mattress in their back yard and is going to town on each other

Maybe we should be doing what we can to protect the people who have been hurt by hate speech and mourning those lost because of it rather than those whose lives were dedicated to the perpetuation of said violence. Trans lives are still under attack every day and we are at risk of losing healthcare.

Hey Alexa, play “The Cell Block Tango” from Chicago

Violence is bad and all, but Charlie Kirk was violent in his rhetoric. May he rot in piss.