From my family to yours #HolidayCheer #CandyAssMotherfucker

the good that you do persists in this world

Here's a comprehensive list of live music I'll be seeing in 2026 Thread will be updated whenever I get tickets to something new!

I avoid seasonal OT like it's a pastry dish I have no desire to eat "oh! None for me, thank you!"

I can very casually drink a cup of coffee at any time of day and feel no effects and I find that kinda concerning 🤔

precious metal prices reached record highs and then had a nice 1.50 - $2 dip gotta love it when they announce what they're gonna do with interest rates 🫡

Bought a bottle of sangria to get a little loose with my partner on our shared day-off... Placed the bottle outside to chill in the winter snow. Completely forgot about it and went to sleep early. It's too early in my life to be an old fuddy-duddy!!! But I can't stop it!!! 🫡

I'm done hiding, noW IM SHINING LIIIIKE IMMM BORN TO BEEEEEE!!!!!!!

ISO THE "BEST" FRENCH ONION SOUP

ok fine i'll watch K-Pop Demon Hunters!!!!!!

Lars Ulrich is heavy metals' Ringo Starr

4 Months ago, we started a renovation process on this split-level house built in the 1970's. It's been taxing, expensive, exhausting, and LONG. Our contractors have been amazing, all the work is fantastic... Proud to say, after all of this time - We finally have a COMPLETELY FINISHED UPPER LEVEL!!!

Somebody call the circus because all of the clowns are in Washington D.C. !!!

"Fall back"... Fucking bullshit!

Heck yea 🤘

i'm just gonna be completely honest i never "got" sigur ros so glad to finally get that off my chest

Silver prices under $50 per oz. For the first time in a couple weeks. LETS BUY SOME NEW SHINIES!!!

They sell these 1 oz silver rounds with the House Atreides signet on the reverse side and its like deep down I know it'll never be worth anything as a collectible (unless like the Dune movies reach some sort of Star Wars-like pop culture power) but dammit, I want it!!!

worried about my caffeine intake on the otherhand, coffee!!!

Probably gonna have to deal with being awake for 24+ hours after working my overnight 3rd shift, then I'm gonna have to deal with a window installation at the house all day 🥴 Literal #NoSleepClub!!!

*Tim Robinson voice* "Ya don't need your Slipknot mask!!" #Detroiters

when a woman says "i hate men", i think "oh no, a man did something horrible to her" when a man says "i hate women", i think "oh no, he's going to do something horrible to a woman"

What a world we live in now where the Red Wings might possibly be the worst* sports team in Detroit** Things sure have changed! * I know it was only the first game of the season, but it was ROUGH ** I know its hard to make this claim since the Pistons season hasnt started yet 🥴

There are some shifts where I am so physically tired that I cannot fathom a way I can make it through the rest of my shift and tonight is ONE of those 🫡 I'm slinging 50+ lbs boxes of fruit and veg for 8ish hours and yeah ya boi is not built for it. 🥴

Nine Inch Nails tix SECURED

i miss living in a country that wasnt murdering itself so openly

Not my favorite thing to see while heading into the break room for my break

I know the phrase "there's no use crying over spilled milk" but what if you spilled your coffee and an entire bowl of cereal all over your desk which had important papers belonging to both my partner and I Can I fucking cry now?!??? Because I think i'm gonna!!!!!

boutta try to get some On Cinema "Certified Five Bags of Popcorn Tour" tix

My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

I love how Aziz is like "ok time for my big comeback from being cancelled out of pop culture zeitgeist for being a generally icky dude... What should I do?? Oh I know! Riyadh!! That'll get the right people back on my side!" People were literally about to accept his sincerity, and now this!! 🤐

The only presidential library where you can find an endless supply of books like: "The Art of the Grift" and "Mein Kampf" Here I thought all of his supporters were illiterate, mush-brained sheep! Hopefully they carry a lot of picture books Only in Florida!

To-Do List: 1. Be More Punk 2. Read More Books 3. Do Art Things 4. Scream at Fascists 5. Eat Ass 6. Donate to Charity Like if you agree with anything on this list! (no one will ever know which one you like the most)

Almost $200 in service fees for these MCR tix I'm trying to snag .... Ticketmaster is a scam, right?? Like they're an extortion/gouging scam. There's no other explanation... I wish we had a trade commission at a federal level who could police this kind of nonsense because it seems pretty criminal

These guys are going “What else.. what else” with the most horrific shit throughout American history

Cool we just started renovations love this country

Please let me sleep for the next 16 hours unperturbed is that SO much to ask of you???

Rieces Pieces Reese's Pieces Reecies Peecies It boggles the mind

House Renovations - Day 01: WAITING FOR THE CREW TO SHOW UP! They're only like 30 minutes late nbd

Maybe I need to get into hard drugs?? It's an option!!

Literally one day behind in my algorithm because I'm only just now seeing all of those HILARIOUS Earth, Wind, and Fire references Great work everyone! Can't wait until next year (if there is one!)

I need a detox from current affairs but also I feel like I can't let anything slide with the fuckery that's consistently happening every goddamn day But I'm simply exhausted by the brainwashed stupidity out there nowadays. It's so bad... Feels like all is lost. More and more everyday. I'm TIRED

🗣️📢🎶I LIKE MEAN WOMEN I LIKE SOFT MEN SOMETIMES I NEED TO BE ALONE UH HUHH UH HUHH🎶

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

My wife is an IATSE stagehand and she's working a Weird Al show and I told her to say his most famous catchphrase: "What's Up, Hotdog?" if she sees him 🤞 Cc @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social

I'm perpetually the Homer Simpson to y'alls Frank Grimes and it shows

Just realized that eBay sellers review me as a buyer and they all have such nice things to say about me and it's really helping my self-esteem right now

i think i'm done with people and i think i'd rather be around various farm or forest animals instead

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota