doodling kirby's array of iconic smash poses

i feel like the fact people are rushing to call this game pedobait (when really, the worst thing this girl has is a case of alita battle angel eyes) says a lot more about them than the devs

human x furry is great and im tired of prefending its not.

Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”

anyone else seeing more people bitching about people bitching about GOW laufey vs people *actually* bitching abt the game? like, some people on this app need to be sat down and tought how algorithms work, because thats the only way it's at all a common occurrence

Ok my new favorite word I just made up is "Blazkowiczian". adj. Of or relating to BJ Blazkowicz, the protagonist of the hit 1992 computer game Wolfenstein 3D and the various sequels and iterations.

I found this article about "statue of liberty puns" that I'm assuming is mostly ai generated and I'm fucking crying

yeah, the freemaker adventures arent meant to be serious either, doesnt mean it doesnt have more to say creatively. you can like churned out crap, i'll eat a hungry man on occasion. you dont see me treating it like olive garden just because it filled me up tho

The fact that Crossworlds' crossover characters get no unique dialogue interactions has never been sadder because what would Rei Ayanami have to say to Spongebob Squarepants

god sea of remnants had a really cool trailer..... but i have no fuckin clue what the game is???? at all?

oh so thats why pico park was delisted

Star Wars Zero Company - out Aug 27 basic X-COM x Star Wars

So that new God of War game... Torn between "it's conceptually really cool that they made big budget action game where you play as a badass older woman beating up monsters" and "god that looks corny" Why is there a talking gelatinous cube companion. Why is a Pokémon.

It’s literally so embarrassing to watch a Fortnite trailer when someone who doesn’t play video games is in the room

open-world HW unleashed lets fucking goooooooo

I painted the trans sea.

Diversity Win! Disney announces that Marfalump, their disgusting Pepsi addicted cockroach, is a little bicurious

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when I start TF2 and More Gun plays on the menu I try to find a server quick to make the song stop before it gets mean and evil because it feels like Engie is playing a song for me but is getting impatient the longer I don't pick something to do and he's gonna hurt me if I don't

kangaroo wife

'Backrooms' director Kane Parsons says his dream is to make a film adaptation of 'Portal' He's looking into if it's possible with 'a lot of caution and a lot of curiosity'

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE. THE WOMAN AHEAD OF ME WAS BUYING ONE APPLE. JUST ONE. I HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF ANYTHING ELSE FOR FOUR DAYS. WHO IS SHE. WHAT DOES SHE GO HOME TO. DOES SHE EAT THE APPLE STANDING UP. I HAVE TWENTY-TWO RIBEYES IN MY FREEZER. THE APPLE WAS A FUJI

ashley from warioware is a character who i will never understand the hype over. like, to the point of wanting her in smash and mario kart. she's a neat character but there's not much more to her than, say, kat/ana or dr crygor. liking her is one thing, but i cant understand being obsessed

*Homestar voice* Chat Gibbly-tee

You’re too late. I have already portrayed you as the roaring ignorant Bowser and myself as the calm and stern Dedede

yeah, of course its atari. no other company would give enough of a shit to do this. god modern atari fucking rules

so mineccraft's auth servers are acting up and i found that out via reddit post. i accidentally scrolled to the comments (past where i needed) jesus fucking christ if i see "microslop" one more goddamn time, this shit happens. to every company with servers. minecraft fans suck

really clueless girl at the blind pussy test at the slumber party: "Huh, I think this one is the pepsi"

Florida is suing OpenAI and CEO Sam Altman • The lawsuit alleges OpenAI exploited users’ data and safety to boost market value at an 'unacceptable' cost • They want Altman personally liable for 'utter disregard for the risk to human life' • First state to sue the company over safety concerns

BEST friends, even

Star Fox in Pride Month isn't a coincidence

NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice! OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass.

since accessibility is a hot topic, does anyone else just flat out not consider difficulty options accessibility features? like, accessibility is for disabled players who cant even experience the game enough to suck. not people who cant get past a boss they can parse-

even though i'm not an achievement person personally (the only plat/100% ive ever gotten is the spider-man dlc for the spiderverse suit), people who are starkly *anti* achievement are kinda weird. like, the importance of achievements is self perscribed, ive seen no game that pushes them on you.

In my mind, I always configured the title of the Doug movie as an excuse for its badness. “Sorrry, this movie sucks shit. it’s Doug’s first time making a movie, sorry, go on easy on him.”

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

am i the only one who just... does not get the appeal of serious minecraft pvp? like, to me, the combat just isnt deep enough for it to be at all exciting beyond quick slap-fights with friends.

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people are kinda overreacting to the expections here and it *really* makes you wonder where the line between consumer rights and "i dont want my toys taken away" is

yo why tf did they desaturate the sprinkles on cosmic brownies? like, i dont hate it, but why?

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The newly-designated Pit Zones would be areas in which drivers could “heal” their cars from any sort of damage. paletteswap.site/dif...

the fact you consider video games "kids stuff" is enough to make it clear nobody should take you seriously about anything ever. like, you are objectively wrong here and you know this. you wouldnt have turned off replies otherwise

TW// PEDOPHILIA, GROOMING, CHILD EXPLOITATION, SEXUAL ASSAULT, IMPERSONATION, GENERAL DISTURBING CONTENT