Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

Thankfully no school children were shot at the White House event tonight, thank god.

Two things. One: I don’t believe this wasn’t something he had set up. Two: Even if he didn’t, I don’t care.

Like, let’s be serious. The amount of security for an indoor event where Secret Service is securing the area for a Presidential appearance is as safe and secure as anywhere in the world. I hate to be this skeptical, but this shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner feels like a false flag

Karoline Leavitt literally said "there will be shots fired tonight" on Fox News... STAGED ... DEEP STATE 💀💀💀

no one should be comfortable with ghislaine maxwell receiving a pardon.

BREAKING: I’m leaving the Capitol at 4am after Republicans rammed through a vote paving a path for $70B to fund ICE for years without any reforms/accountability. They rejected all Dem proposals to lower your healthcare costs, housing, and gas prices. Spread the word. We need this to stop!

Jimmy Fallon ruined Survivor.

Kinda crazy that our first time in Gotham within the new DCU is a horror movie based on the 16th most popular Batman villain. I am pumped. #clayface

Happy 420, Kansas City!

They should've called the second season of Beef, Incompatible.🙄

"These Koreans, they're trying to murder me!" #Beef

Mike White's BEEF

Steve Bannon pissed his pants on stage at the World Economic Forum, Kash Patel is missing, Pete Kegsbreth is quoting Pulp Fiction as the Bible, RFK, Jr. eats raccoon penis, and Trump keeps using war to milk the markets. No one is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves. Lock them all up.

Hey @tacobell.bsky.social ...LG vs REG... $1.00 difference, where? Also, they're already overpriced AF.

Pearl Jam is shouting, "WTF!" How long has this tiny victory taken? 1914 Pearl Jam told Congress about this. So, 32 years later. . . Most of my concert going years. . . Jury finds that Ticketmaster and Live Nation had an anticompetitive monopoly over big concert venues apnews.com/article/live...

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

If I never had to see one of those stupid “Liberty Biberty” commercials again, I would die a happy man

TRUMP: Do you think men should play in women's sports? DOORDASH DRIVER: I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips.

So MAGA are okay with the rape, pedophilia, and school bombing, but an AI picture of Trump as Jesus is where they draw the line?

The final episode is a bit of an "I-knew-it" bummer, but everything leading up to it is pretty great. If you look at the series more as an exploration of loneliness rather than a whodunnit, it's fairly satisfying—okay, SADisfying. #dtfstlouis

If you took the description of the Antichrist from the Bible, he matches it almost to the letter. But it's not magical; it's one of the symptoms of a decaying civilization.

Wow, J.D. really vanced the hell out of the Hungarian presidential election

I want to thank Trump and Vance for doing their part to remove Orbán by endorsing this wannabe dictator; but I'm confused why they didn’t have Elon work the computers. 🤷‍♂️

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

I hope and pray for you Hungary. Get that fucker out.

Reject Putinism. Reject Trumpism. 👌👌

Polls are closed in Hungary with 77.8% voter turnout. Wow! Here’s hoping Orban goes down!

Using a grand jury to unmask someone who left a Reddit comment is the most "I am not a crook" energy move possible.

I wrote about Big Mistakes, which is like Schitt's Creek meets Anora

The first episode of Big Mistakes far exceeded my expectations. Very funny stuff. Great cast! Totally bingeable.

I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.

Anyone else notice that as Trump gets more unhinged and violent he's more frequently mentioning the *families* of his enemies? He posted a reference to Alex Jones's family. He posted a reference to Candace Owens' family. He posted a reference to the families of SCOTUS Justices.

I cannot believe that the First Lady of the United States has no one in her life who cares enough about her to explain the Barbra Streisand Effect

No country in the world needs regime change as much as the United States does

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

Angus: This is a president who says the only constraint on his actions is not Congress, not the courts, not international law, but, quote, “my own morality, my own mind.” There is no morality in a man accused of being a rapist…

americans only save the world in movies

BREAKING: Some military commanders may be preparing to defy unlawful orders that disobey the U.S. Constitution, according to retired Lieutenant General Mark Hertling, per MS NOW.

Hard for me to believe Trump is actually going to wait until 8PM on Tuesday Not sure he has that sort of willpower when there are women and children to kill

Love to see it.

If there's a secret service agent who wants to be remembered as a hero by history, today would be the day.

This is an actual statement from the President of the United States. This cannot be hand waved away as a joke. The man is threatening war crimes on top of war crimes! ENOUGH! I don’t say this lightly: The 25th Amendment needs to be invoked. The President needs to be removed!

IMPEACH TRUMP NOW

for me impeachment isn't what we should be after. this president and most of his cabinet and staff should be prosecuted for corruption, fraud, war crimes, obstruction, and all the various crimes they have committed. i will only vote for a presidential candidate in 2028 who commits to this.

FIFA Peace Price laureate. Just a casual threat of genocidal extinction of an entire populace. A normal Tuesday in the White House.

I love going home so I can be at home and sit inside my home and stay home.