Memorizing this

smart sex toy developer who's extremely irritated at having to explain what they mean by "vibe coding"

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Hey assholes; meet me at the big asshole.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Waiting for Godot: Godot revealed. This prequel series drags on for literally years as you watch Godot grow up from childhood in real time. The suspense builds for weeks at a time before something even mildly notable happens.

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

I will never understand why the Republican Party hasn’t impeached and removed this guy yet out of sheer embarrassment.

Radio and photography enthusiasts writing dead simple HTML by hand and uploading it over FTP and talking about this cool thing they made or how much they love this new prime lens they tried out.

Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment: The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.

Yes, this is the real reason. FCC threatening to yank licenses is barely more than an idle threat. A network could win that court case with lawyers out of a Cracker Jack box. It’s much harder to force them to do what Stelter is talking about. For that you have to performatively bend the knee.

As per usual: If anyone gives a solitary shit what Gartner thinks about anything, whether it’s on the marketing side trying to get Gartners approval, or on the decision making side, taking Gartners advice, you can easily and immediately disregard their opinion on absolutely everything.

Colbert should have Kimmel on to do a monologue and Kimmel should give a monologue that dares CBS to yank him early.

Congratulating your own CEO on LinkedIn for a BS award they had to apply for to get is… :shrug: a choice.

Dipshit dictator calls for kangaroo courts.

Micro-services Macro-Bugs

Demoing your code to your coworkers youtube.com/shorts/C2Foi...

NO ONE WRITES LIKE THIS! HE’S A FUCKING LUNATIC! Even Butthead from Beavis and Butthead, and not the writers, but Butthead himself would probably write better than this. This is not only the ham fisted product of a diseased brain that’s never once read a book, but it’s clearly a confession!

Pepper is unimpressed with this football game.

My daughter has no idea what live laugh love is, and yet still made this hilarious thing.

"... and then deploy a small team of SEALs in two mini-subs, each about the size of a killer whale,.." Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system.

It does make me very angry that when this bubble bursts, a bunch of people that made bad bets on an obviously shitty product are going to affect MY retirement funds.

“She, of course, is wiser than all of us.”

ICE is deliberately lying to courts claiming that parents are asking for their kids back, so that they can have a legal fig leaf for snatching children from shelters and foster homes in the middle of the night to deport them unaccompanied back to Guatemala. These people are fucking sick.

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Not everyone that lives in a trailer is trash, but in his heart and soul, Trump is what happens when trailer trash just happens to have money. Even in areas where he has plenty of money like clothing and interior decor; his suits fit like shit and he chooses the tackiest shit he can find.

Just watched this with my 10yo. She said “of course you can fly, you’re in an airplane. Dad why are you laughing so hard? Why is this funny?” And her confusion only made it funnier. 😂😂😂 youtube.com/shorts/iqd-a...

Fuuuuuck Caroline, ba ba ba… No? Just me? I’ll show myself out.

In Google Meet meetings, Gemini is invited to every meeting to take notes. Amusingly though, if you go on an abusive rant saying truly vile, hateful things about Gemini, none of those comments will make it into the meeting summary, even if it’s an extended rant more than a couple minutes long.

I think it’s a travesty that shrugging person is not an available reaction emoji in Zoom.

Paging @seanmcarroll.bsky.social. Fish have a many worlds theory too.

A B-17 bomber just flew over my house! This is the specific aircraft. www.airplane-pictures.net/photo/34141/...

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Lap dogs are great, but have you tried a desk chicken?

I’ve never been someone that writes in my books as I read them, but maybe I should be.

Not a single mention in the article of how tragically familiar this is. www.smithsonianmag.com/history/us-g...

When they say that those who don’t study history are doomed to repeat it, you couldn’t script a better example if you tried.

Collapsing into a shitpost singularity from which nothing no one could escape.

I actually got to see a K-Max fly by today! I’m unreasonably excited by this. This is only second time I’ve ever seen one flying in person.

Increase a band: Hot Pink Floyd On second thought, not really sure that’s an upgrade 😂

If the sandwich hits, you must acquit.

(Normal = neutral expression concealing existential despair and brain-crushing boredom.)

There is precious little separating what a convicted felon is doing in DC from what would be happening if an actual dictator declared martial law. All because he just doesn’t like that DC is a left leaning city with a black mayor.