I want it back = I drag its dead carcass forward

It's not funny, trans women only shitpost when they are very stressed

maybe I'll start painting little dolls again

check out this space marine doctor I painted mid 2023

become a passoid. i dare you.

i'm not a pocketknife

I am spiritually troubled today. but I haven't eaten breakfast. do you think these things are related?

everyone reply to this with your impression of a zoe hell 1999 post. dont fuck it up

it goes on. it goes on

it's okay to tell me how beautiful i am. i will not fall in love with you. i will not become obsessed. i am perfectly normal

shodan made me what i am today (lesbian)

everyone look at this cool gross dog and orc I painted at the end of 2023

I got a bunch of face electro today. first lot since surgery. I'm so grateful to be smoother but fuck it hurts

I haven't read it. I haven't seen it. tell me what it's about

I'm a lesbian.

i feel like people need to be reminded that “transfem” is an umbrella term meant to describe someone’s relation to transition while being inclusive of those who are transfeminine but aren’t women…. not a term for people to use so that they don’t have to call trans women… you know… women

bsky do you think I'm a good friend?

if you hit a smurf always check its pouch for young

sad but true. it was years before I saw a non roadkill smurf

one must consider the psychology of the individual

remarkable to think about how Bill Watterson didn't even have kids when he was writing the father in Calvin And Hobbes. simply born with The Blood Of The Dad

I remembered Hannah Waddingham and developed my goals for the next 12 years

Oh my god. Honey, don't move.

i regret to inform you that i have become Evil

I've never done anything wrong, my body has never betrayed me, and nobody has ever been cruel to me

evidence piles up that I am gods perfect princess

Life is hard but. There are miniature versions of normal sized objects. And you can touch them

my psychologist thought it very funny that I always refer to katie tightpussy by her full name

widows bay: very good

fighting for my life over here

it's okay, right

I gotta run lancer again

drink deep, and descend

i love it when organisations I have been trained to dislike also have traits that I objectively dislike. it's so convenient

advanced yomi

shredded up my shoulder carrying monster energy home from the shops

it must be so cool to be insane in the hot and alluring mysterious way and not whatever i’ve got going on

wait..wait a second. am i just like this because of carrie-anne moss in the matrix

went out for a lovely anniversary dinner but I still had to dilate and be cat furniture when I got home

today we have been married for ten years. how about that

that's right freaks and geeks it's time for the state of origin. mate against mate. state against state. I love these gigantic disgusting men and so can you

time for another round of big beefy slabmen smacking into each other!!

having a pussy is so insane. it's wild how normal and unremarkable it feels for me already but damn it's great. Jing/O is better. pissing is better. clothes are better.

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

I've done a little reading and the reason RFK jr sounds like someone who's been hiding a zombie bite for the last 25 minutes of runtime is NOT because a worm ate his brain. it's because a spiritual sickness of his soul is leaking into his mortal husk. sorry for any confusion,

you have to do it right

my cameo in widkows bay..