i cannot face the zombie movie about evil today

despite having a low level seven hour anxiety attack I got everything done today that I meant to. brag on me pls

am I emotionally prepared to have a bestie with big tits?

well?

shrinking my sexuality to a subculture and then an aesthetic (drinking pink monster while wearing jorts and nothing else)

me on this site

mfw finishing another fucking wednesday

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where were you when it happened?

what does dyke mean

due to upcoming events,

i used to do it this way. now im just a lesbian to everyone. figure it out amongst yourselves

post u at your dykiest I think it's more of an aura but this fit felt pretty dykey idk

to really get to know a woman, have her electrocute your dick for six hours

me reading your posts

me figuring out what cardio to do

get outta my dang way

finally finished this age old wip capybara lady enjoying the hot springs in winter

milk truck freeway pileup #27

me when you

Online became a lot more tolerable when I rejected fake ideas like "open discourse" and "starting a dialogue" and embraced a Morrowind quote instead

every group needs a talker and this one has charisma as her dump stat

im not just a jerker im also a fucker

No, you don't get it. Labubus are aware of hell, and they are spiritually bound for hell, but they don't actually go there; on death, their consciousness simply ceases. Many view this as a mercy, but the labubus themselves deeply resent it.

me when you're about to read my posts

quite feeling myself in this fit tonight wdyt

Press 'Shift' to speed up time.

if im flirting with you you'll know it. because ill say "I'm flirting with you. I hope that's okay. if it's not please kill me now" and then give you a hammer

am i flirting, or am i just hot and talking

it's me. im sorry. there is no list and there never has been

I'm SO hot but I'm SO stupid

I think I'd do pretty well as an executioner. I look great topless in leather pants and I have a steady hand

what an affordable bird

[guzzling continues]

worst part about this kind of bad brain is how boring i am. slow and dull. no spark. sorry everyone good zoe returns soon

i hate wednesdays

in a way it's kind of fun to be suffering from like, plain old depression. retro. vintage mental health

gonna go to sleep for 43 days brb

get your brows done girls

my brain is trying real hard to kill me this week so im gonna go get my brows done about it

maybe 2026 will be a big year for old weird insane dipshits dying off

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

you're just not a big deal

we should help it outside so it can die with the air on its wings, don't you think?

me realising i forgot to put my invoice in yesterday

every trans woman should be issued upon coming out with a framescale 3d printer, and licenses for a smith-shimano swallowtail and tacsim suite