My hips ache and I must sleep. What am I? Old?

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy We all need to embrace our inner young single girls

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. This checks out.

Don't know what the fuck this is but nope

I'm guessing I should start blocking when I get followed by the bots and alleged illuminati

That one scene in Lord Of The Rings where it looks like Gandalf is galloping into a National Trust car park...

What's your favourite song about rain? As much as I love Gaga this was the first in my mind www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBF...

I've got like 5 minutes left, there's still time Happy FCF

Describe yourself with one emoji. 🦦

Me after making 1 post and using up my social battery for the day

hey i don’t usually make posts like these but i see a certain comic artist has made their way here, you might know him from his “daily life of a gay couple” comics, but he made this horribly transphobic comic and threw a temper tantrum when people called him out for it a while back, so look out

My phone keyboard suggests "girl" after I write the word sexy and that feels homophobic? Like, it's not even "gurl" I could live with that.

Goodbye Gay Christmas 😢

I need you all to see this Pikachu

Fat? Floppy? Fluffed? You decide Happy #FCF Halloween

Scream is really just a cautionary tale about answering numbers you don’t recognize.

I guess that will stay up but heres the something more

Early Friday post (May delete a repost something more later)

This may be the best you'll get (not that it's much different from my usual tbh) Happy hump day

Want to get my ass out for humpday but it's so cold 😢

Describe your bluesky account in a single image

i put the simp in simple

Speaking of...

Discourse? No thanks. I prefer dick sauce

Someone offered to buy me a Switch and I said no In case you needed to know how selfless I can be 💅

I'm gonna unite the Pokémon fans and haters by pronouncing the new game "Zed-A"

Apparently being busy all the time is just how I am lately so have a repost for a jocktober humpday Hopefully I'll be free at some point 😮‍💨

You get a 2 for 1 deal on this #humpday Would like me to stand over you and give you this #pov? Like if you want my #cock Comment if you want my #ass Repost if you want both

I saw two(2) penises in pumpkins before 10AM today Happy spooky season!

September 30th October 1st

You will have a bright and bountiful October, whether or not you post an image. We’re breaking all hexes today, even those made carelessly 🕯️ 🕯️ ⭐️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

over: ANTIFA now: JANTIFA

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October! It’s my bday month! Y’all better all get me nudes.

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October! I can't risk another awful month

If you see this QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack There's so many but my recency bias says Persona 3 Reload

Shirley Manson. Always been a real one. She has been standing up for the LGBTQ communities for decades. Stand strong with our trans fam. 🏳️‍⚧️

And a Jigglypuff to complete them x

quack quack 🦆

Dangling Sword Watch out Damocles

Good morning I am awake and ready to go back to bed please 😪

I'm ready for the rapture to take all the annoying people 🤞

I got new glasses! (about 2 months ago) A rare #mcm and even rarer clothed one

Just a typical Saturday.

I only just got a joke that I saw on here 11 days ago Feels like a new record

Celibate?! You mean solobate?

Friday:

Naked Attraction, but they have to orgasm while the chooser watches. I mean, what if they go "I'm sorry mummy!" instead of the normal "Geronimo!". You wouldn't want to go with that one would you

You've all got such pretty dicks