I want to apologize to all the cocksuckers out there. As much as I love having my dick sucked, I just don’t cum from blowjobs. Please don’t take it personally

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

I finally found an electric kettle with a perfect pour and I am thrilled! Yes, I’m old

I want the level of body confidence Iceman has wearing his “costume” to dinner

Pulled out for #fcf

The panic buying is real y’all

Showered up and moisturized

If I were a starfleet captain, I’d lay in my chair too

How it feel getting out from under my weighted blanket in the morning

Side butt for #humpday

Me, trying to convince everyone to post their butt and or hole pics on #humpday

A mess

Getting chilly again so just a tit for Tuesday

Me, after the hot guy that’s been flirting with me tells me about his kinks that I am NOT into but I’m trying to be open minded

Find you a friend that will come over and let you eat them out

I really am glad that this season of Drag Race they cast more seasoned queens

Quick snap for #fcf

Y’all ever get so horny you just shove a finger up your butt while you’re jerking off?

Me, when someone tries to grab a candid shot and they tell me to smile:

Thanks for all the birthday wishes and nudes!

It’s #humpday and my birthday so I’m gonna hang out in my birthday suit looking at some butts! And feel free to send pics

I wonder if this is going to be a costume for Gambit in Marvel Rivals

Thinking about that time Marvel mashed up their characters and did an amalgam of Emma Frost and Wolverine called Diamond Patch and how much I liked the simple design

Messy hair Monday

My crock pot cola pulled pork smells amazing

I know a good 69ing session would fix me

If you see this, post an archer

Sunday shenanigans

Whoever owns the Traitors castle must be making bank

I have so many questions about Embryo Princess but I’m sure they’ll never be answered

Bluesky, I just want to watch a vid full screen. I don’t want it to take over the app so I can’t pause, play, or close it

I just love it when a cutie post a nude. And if you’re reading this, you’re a cutie and you should post a nude

I’m so glad the moderation team added an adult label to the content I already labeled as adult.

👋🏻 #fcf

My hair is a mess #fcf

I really enjoy cooking

First #humpday of the year!

I love seeing this porn description “twink absolutely WRECKS an old man’s hole” The “old man” in question is 38.

Me, every time I’m playing a game that annoys or inconveniences me in any way

Monday’s…bleh

Post your favorite dinosaur Does this count if the rest of the season was dinosaur themed?

Post a famous bathroom scene

Happy [insert alliterative adjective] Saturday

Bush and balls #fcf

The amount of product on my skin…entirely too much

“So, for the last season of Stranger Things we’re going to give you $60 million an episode” “Great! How much can we budget for wigs?”

How I’m going into the new year

First selfie of the new year!

Last #humpday featuring my fuzzy butt

All I want to do on the last hump day of the year