reminder that i'm not on this account anymore lol. follow @fern-on-here.bsky.social instead, that's where i'm at now

hey i made a new bluesky account because twitter got worse but i've changed my name irl since i've been on here so if you wanna find me i'm gonna be over at @fern-on-here.bsky.social still posting about movies n shit✌️

john, paul, george, ringo... there are many of the names one can have...

As the Halloween season comes to a close, so too does our time in... The Twilight Zone! Big thanks to @jaren.bsky.social for joining me to talk "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" and thank you all for being patient as I untangle scheduling, illness, etc. podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cha...

i am not a newskie i am NOT a newskie

i'm pretty follow me

ok i may end up over here more lol idk we'll see. i keep forgetting this place exists but also twitter is getting so much worse

peter: if aunt may ever finds out that i'm the web slingin' spider-man, she might just have a conniption!! mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!? harry: i may end my own life

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sharing these everywhere i can ✨

health officials are saying it's really important to keep a glass of water by your bed so that you can let it stagnate and have an active creature biome

[in an interview] what's my background? oh it's a matte painting

i'm the white doctor phil

scattering bluesky codes onto my twitter page to cause a shark-like feeding frenzy

testing out new tweet ideas on bluesky before putting them on twitter i mean x i mean twitter

oscar lastname

charts. graphs. money

Can bluesky add videos so I can see the cop going down the slide on here

Hey Reddit. i just got a job offer from the Child Labor Diamond Strip Mine company. do i lie and say i'm nine years old in my interview??

google "gnomes in the government" for me please. i have a theory about gnomes and fairies but i do not have any internet access

Dawg

oh yeah this site exists lol

play that fucking music white boy

i'm getting into magic the gathering. anybody have any recommendations of decks/cards to try out?

ultimate peter parker

i'll start posting about comic books and movies again when i'm done with this seasonal job i swear to god

making a new new twitter where every post has to be approved by me personally

fucking hell dude

ugh im going to have to do my dms right in the timeline... hello miss hello beautiful miss i wish i know you beautiful beautiful sexy hello miss lady,

guy: hey i think i figured out the formula for these posts other guy: what guy: you just put a non sequitur at the end. that's all you do other guy: [His Cock Elongates]

this is me and my dog

Tickle me once. I'll hee hee. Tickle me twice? Hoo hoo.

how it feels to engage with a twitter mutual’s posts here before they’ve followed you back

didn't you know that you're supposed to consult the most annoying millennials imaginable before daring to post on this app??

the scariest thing going on in the world today is probably data scraping.... we hate the scrapers don't we folks..... when i hear scraping noises i piss my pants and hope to god it isn't data being scraped

Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets! Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR

sorry but we're not doing that. the normal people are here now and we're calling them posts

*definitely not a borat voice* my wife

what stage of capitalism is this

i'm in ohio rn and you guys really need to address the amount of mullets you have here

contest: who can imagine the best car window spider-man

back in my day people didn't have as many goddamn peanut allergies. in fact people had allergies to everything EXCEPT peanuts. peanuts were our only source of refuge, back in the day

i just saw a smurf get run over

lmao

everything on both websites is broken. what a glorious day. one for the books

everything happening with twitter rn is so insanely funny. great stuff

HAHAHAHAHA HOW IS HE THIS STUPID

rest in peace twitter

caleb gamman