Pastrami Mommy
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food motivated *ctor, vo artist, comedy writer ✨words in the hard times/hard drive & the bway beat✨
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muppet chappell roan would be like “it’s a femininenah mahna”
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daffodil 🇵🇸
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Found out about this game by solving a puzzle that was on a sticker in a public bathroom and it just got a trailer and it looks really good!!
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Mikey, that Archetype guy
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I came back to Bluesky today, to update my profile and share this project. This isn't mine in anyway shape or form, but it's extremely interesting. The way they've marketed it so far has me searching for so many clues.. Look for the hidden melody in the Antique Song.. :)
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oh that movie got a standing ovation at cannes?? ok well some of us get a standing ovation for their cans all the time
10 months ago
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jobs love to ask you what you see for your future in the interview but hate it when you pull out your scrying orb
10 months ago
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ok honestly that goes so hard
10 months ago
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sorry i’m late, it’s lilac season so i had to stop and smell the bush down the street while for the third time today
11 months ago
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the energy of a saturday bagel is the world is a beautiful place and i am lucky to be in it, the energy of a sunday bagel is grief everlasting
11 months ago
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when someone takes your favorite bathroom stall at work it’s like how far will gentrification go
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normalize saying “that’s weird” when someone tells you they live in a ridiculously expensive neighborhood
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living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
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pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
about 1 year ago
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living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
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when people are like “i’m a midwife” i’m like no! i think you’re a 10 and i’m sure your spouse does too
12 months ago
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really fucked up that mangos come with a bone inside them
12 months ago
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love treating myself to a little picnic after grocery shopping (standing at the kitchen counter and having a single taste of 4-5 items before putting them away)
about 1 year ago
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we are approaching the period of almost spring where everyone is allotted 10 minutes a day to stop whatever you’re doing and stand in a sunbeam staring into space like a lizard on a rock
about 1 year ago
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oh you bought your pet from a breeder? ok well i thrifted mine
about 1 year ago
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obsessed with the idea of a historian like that’s just a guy who unearths old gossip
about 1 year ago
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a nepotism baby is a person who’s 1/3 strawberry, 1/3 vanilla and 1/3 chocolate
about 1 year ago
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i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
about 1 year ago
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you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
about 1 year ago
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pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
about 1 year ago
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sure, realism is great but when that realism is magical?? OH baby
about 1 year ago
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you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
about 1 year ago
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the art//the artist
about 1 year ago
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love it when they get creative with pasta shapes like wow that does look like a little radiator
about 1 year ago
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i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
about 1 year ago
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we have a running joke in our household that we almost named our cat shoes because he used to love laying by our shoes when he was a kitten so whenever he does that now, we yell “omg shoes is here!” across the apartment like we’re getting a visit from an old friend
about 1 year ago
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who’s the jester of the relationship? trick question, in a perfect relationship it should be both of you
about 1 year ago
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they should make a tree that’s comfortable to sit with your back against it
about 1 year ago
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the art//the artist
about 1 year ago
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sometimes saying you slept terribly just isn’t enough, the victorians were onto something saying shit like “i slept in a tortured manner last night”
about 1 year ago
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unsolicited dick pics?? you mean when my exes get suggested on people you may know?
about 1 year ago
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just ate a savory snack haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory on
about 1 year ago
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am i allowed to have a good lighting selfie as a little treat
about 1 year ago
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in ridgewood if you don’t wear your scarf bubushka style they take you behind the bar/venue hybrid and shoot you
about 1 year ago
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the fact that they made seasonal affective disorder spell out S.A.D…very cunty indeed
about 1 year ago
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when i want to do something and then i actually do it i’m like whoah i am so locked in right now
about 1 year ago
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just ate a savory snack haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory on
about 1 year ago
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ever see a man and just know his name is david
about 1 year ago
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Jemma
about 1 year ago
Can’t stop won’t stop (reading)
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i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
about 1 year ago
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whispering cheese snack cheese snack cheese snack three times in the mirror until i materialize in front of the open fridge like roadkill in a headlight
about 1 year ago
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last night was a niche children’s cartoon showing the grotesque reality yet whimsical frivolity of life
about 1 year ago
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heavy is the chest that hangs the boob
about 1 year ago
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at any point, might i suggest 2-3 frozen hash browns. 2-3 frozen hash browns does hold an arcane power beyond human comprehension, can fix most ailments, also crunchy
about 1 year ago
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hey does anyone know if we have normal anything tomorrow?
about 1 year ago
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just discovered a salon in williamsburg that has a service called “brain detox”
about 1 year ago
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people ask me my favorite genre of novel and i’m like uhh big house?
about 1 year ago
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